this is a list I found about what democrats do
* Quote 1984, Animal Farm or Brave New World
* Complain
* Burn Bibles and Talmuds, but not Qu'rans because liberals think Islam is "beautiful" and "peaceful" since it is not apart of Western civilization and is therefore "exotic" to them (even though Islam is the complete antithesis of liberalism).
* Tax things
* Complain
* Have unprotected underage sex.* Have abortions, but save animals.
* Complain
* Claim to be against racism but look the other way when minority-on-minority racism or *gasp* minority-on-white racism occurs.
* Call everyone "racist" and/or "facist"
* Complain
* Use words such as "hegemony" excessively, which they pretend to understand but secretly do not.
* Complain
* Drive SUVs.
* Complain
* Try to ban cigarettes while lobbying for the legalization of pot.
* Continue the rebellious period in their teen years where most people say "SCREW YOU" to their parents then grow out of it. Liberals still hate daddy for spanking them, and associate God, Republicans, Police and Military figures basically anyone with authority because they remind them of their daddy. The only adult figures who are accepted by Liberals are their pot smoking whacked out college professors because they remind them of the stoner uncle.
* Protest the cutting of trees with huge paper signs.
* Get gay* Attend art school.
* Complain
* End all of their anti-conservative smears with a question mark, a clever political slogan or "oh wait."
* Live in Kommiefornia or Massachusetts.
* Complain, again
* Accuse institutions and countries they disagree with of apartheid and fascism while not knowing what the term means.
* Complain, yet again
* Talk about how Republicans mess everything up without giving solutions.
* Complain more
* Get gay a few more times, while complaining.* Apologizing
* Forcing other people to apologize
* Protest (like the politicians give a crap)
* Make conspiracies* Repetitively list "Complain" like a 13-year-old boy
* Worship scientology* Suffocate while complaining.
* try to trap manbearpig
* Become Conservative on your 30th birthday.
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