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 Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:21 pm
Here we go can you get this one ...............
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:24 pm
Better yet ... I like this one .
What do you get when you have a woman with PMS, ESP, and a PHD?
Give up?
A Bit*h that knows everything and can charge you for it.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:26 pm
Just a pic for you ........
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:29 pm
And you thought I was done .... 
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:30 pm
Hey hey I am on a roll..........
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:32 pm
Ok... this is my last one I am running on empty....
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:36 pm
Well I had a red bull and look what I dug up ... Mrs. (ex) Clinton at her finest .... **Hey no wonder Bill wasn't getting any at home.....****
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:38 pm
This is it ..my last one .. I must get ready for the mardi Gras.... so I leave you with just these final words..............
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Marcus of Blood Manor Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:11 pm
Don't shoot - I'll leave a comment. I love them all hun!
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:21 pm
That cracks me up - damn girl you are nuts. I thought you were just acting that way but you really are crazy! I gotta say - you got my attention. What are you going to do next?
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:20 pm
I know this joke is long but, if you read all the way to the end, you will be glad you did
"Don't Fart in Bed"
If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so
hard, let me know and I'll pray for you.
This is a story about a couple who had been happily
married for years.
The only friction in their marriage was the husband's
habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his wife and the smell would
make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop
ripping them off because it was making her sick.
He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was
perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she
was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out!
Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing
the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep,
she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey
inards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts
and a malicious thought came to her. She took the
bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound
asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, and
emptied the bowl of turkey guts into the bed near his butt.
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his
usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling
scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into
the bathroom.
The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the
floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she
reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in
his pajamas with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip
as she asked him what was the matter.
He said,"Honey, you were right. All these years you have
warned me and I didn't listen to you."
"What do you mean?" asked his wife.
"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting
my guts out, and today it finally happened.
But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers,
I think I got most of them back in.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:48 pm
That was totally funny!! rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:31 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:10 pm
im glad that everyone enjoyed it
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