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 Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:28 pm
Post your jokes!
Good luck to all!
P.S. Remember that the new Vice Captains will be paying you at the end of this week.
Thank you,
Whi73ra6617.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:36 pm
From A Mother With Love
Dear Child,
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:15 pm
one bright day in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back they faced eachother
drew there swords and shot eachother
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill those two dead boys
and if you dont believe these lies are true
ask the blindman he saw it too
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:04 am
ok one day there were these three guy's
jan van ribieek
jan van de merwe
and nelson mandela
one day they all decsided that they should see who could last the longest in a cave filled with mosquito's
jan van de merwe enters firs and comes out 2 minutes later
they ask him why'd he come out
he said there are too many of them
next is nelson mandela he goes in and comes out 5 minutes later
they ask why'd he come out he said the same thing
jan van ribieek's turn to go in he goes in and comes out 2 hours later they all asked him how did you last so long
he says i killed one and they all went to his funeral
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:42 pm
cheesewiz8 one bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced eachother drew there swords and shot eachother the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys and if you dont believe these lies are true ask the blindman he saw it too
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:38 pm
Chibi_sune cheesewiz8 one bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced eachother drew there swords and shot eachother the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys and if you dont believe these lies are true ask the blindman he saw it too Yea, I like this one. I don't remember where I heard it but I like it.
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:40 pm
I never have jokes so here is my limerick. Lol. A cat in despondency sighed,
And resolved to commit suicide.
So it passed under the wheels,
of 8 automobiles,
and after the 9th one,
it died.
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:05 pm
whi73ra6617 Chibi_sune cheesewiz8 one bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced eachother drew there swords and shot eachother the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys and if you dont believe these lies are true ask the blindman he saw it too Yea, I like this one. I don't remember where I heard it but I like it. lol wow i remember that one. we used to say it when i was in elementary school. lol and it's still as good as it was then.
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