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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:30 pm
Red Eyes and Tears - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

Through the green and black lights flashing rapidly, and the fog beginning to fade over the top of the ramp, AJ Warner came out with a small smirk, looking to the fans after his classic with Mike Landry. He was booed simultaneously, of course, but nonetheless, the Bad Chyld was doing alright, or so it seemed. He did not flash any taunts, just walking down the ramp with now a serious blanded face.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the following, AJ Warner."
Rather than hopping onto the apron, as usual, AJ had decided to take the stairs and walking halfway down the apron, climbing under the top rope into the ring. He looked to Tony Chimmel, taking his mic and quickly shoving it nearly into his mouth. "SHUDDUP!"
"Miami, Flordia... you have such great chemistry with your damn citizens, and great athletes. Come on! Can we agree Miami totally knocked out the Pats in the Super Bowl? I'll be damned, eh? But now, let's get to the important part of this: A, J, Warner. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you have seen the Canadian Candy Cane with gold. But if you're new to this, lemme, lemme calm things down.
"You see, I beat the living s**t out of one of your legends last week, and I get booked, out of the effin' blue against Mike Landry. Yeah, I lost, but you know what, that guy felt the consequences last night, and this morning. But come on, people, the NUMBER, TWO, SEED. Yeah, and they pit four people into this public whore house of a federation, put them randomly in a championship match, and what happens? It's not the fact THAT GUY won, it's the fact I didn't get my opportunity.
"Vince, Orton, Jed, 2.0, Xw... YOU ALL SUCK! Xw, you cannot show talent, you cannot show mic skills, you cannot prove yourself worthy of even making eye contact with that title! 2.0, if your professional a** kisser, Xw, didn't give you that win at Wrestlevasion, I wouldn't be bitching in the first place! Vince, you can shove it, because this federation is doing nothing but throw stepping stones to me. Stepping stones, that lead, NO WHERE.
"Finally, Randy Randy Randy... how many times to I have to beat you man? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I have you down 2-0. I don't care if you won that championship match, I don't care enough to watch to be quite honest! The sacrifice I have set in this company, means something. It means destined... opportunity.
"Of course, Randy, you use destiny like it's the only word over six letters that you know. I have been driving Toyotas or taking Airlines down across the world, knowing that I would have to trade kicked in teeth with a random guy, whether I knew him or not. And Randy... what in the red white and blue hell have you done that has shown so much 'destiny'?
"I have beaten you twice, once even for the World Heavyweight Championship. And 2.0, just to make you shut up for the living sake of all these people, and most importantly, me, I was screwed against FOUR OPPONENTS; Orton, The Undertaker, you, and Desciple. Randy, you have done nothing to impress me, and I sure as hell hope you haven't impressed this federation either.
"So, I don't care who you are, but 2.0... Randy... I wanna talk to you, and I wanna see if you can sit here and tell me I do not deserve a title belt, because deep in the heart of you, in the heart of the fans, in the heart of the business, and in the heart of myself... I wanna hear the following:
"AJ Warner deserves to be the Undisputed Champion. Period."
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:16 pm
(Maybe, we should restart our feud.I'm not sure what randy is going to do with the title so yeah.)
To the Limit
Anthrax - Fueled
I'm out to mix it up and change my complexion To coat the feelings and cure my depression A shot of petrol is my bonafide method To lose control and get thoroughly distracted I'm on the money, here I come Fuel for my engine, and I1m gone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOg3Cna5jzg
"Jed bust threw the curtains. Jed walked out. He didn't have a smile on his face.He had the face of as if he nothing to care for in his life. He was starting to think whether he should kill him self by either Od'ing, or Drinking. Or in a match. Jed walked closer to the ring. A fan tried to touch Jed. Jed lifted his right hand up, as if he was going to hit him so hard. His Great grand mother to his great grand children could feel it. Jed walked towards the ring some more. Turn toward the titantron.
"It showed footage of Jed training, lifting weights, and taking hits.It also show Jed running stadiums the video goes blank for a moment, because the camera showed a black curtain. Jed then went threw it. It showed Jed hitting some JKO. Then it showed the RKO to Jed from the ppv match."
Jed turned, because he knew that there was going to be some more pain. Jed picked up something and threw it at the Titantron. It hit the metal part and made a cling sound.Jed turned back around. His face was worst then before. He was pissed. Jed walked down towards the ring again. It felt as if he had enternity. Jed pissed looked worst then before. Jed got to the ring. He walked over to the steps. Jed pushed the steps away from the ring. He pushed them with one thrust, knocking them towards the barricade.Jed let out scream. Veins on his neck began to show. Jed jumped onto the apron and climb threw the ropes. He took the mike and screamed at Aj" Get the ******** out my ring." Jed Pushed him, trying to knock him down.(sorry for god modding, trying to start it out well.) Jed then would began to speak."My name is Jed, and I should--(this is where we can start a figth, not verbal though.)
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:43 pm
(yes, verbal...)
"Woah, woah woah... hey there... champ." AJ said with a sarcastic smirk, staring Jed dead in the eyes. "I don't think this is your ring, bud. But, just to let you know... I asked for a more... challenging opponent... so what are you doing out here?"
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:34 am
(you just shot down, my character. crying )
"You son of a b***h. Challenging opponent. The only Challenging opponent you could face was your wife..Well really everyone is challenging to you.Seeing you are a ******** retard, with a lisp, and a crack head who buy drugs from hobo pushing grocery carts around town.A hobo in which is just looking for that..special..Guy.You know who i'm talking about? If you don't i'll explain even more.Stupid s**t. I'm talking about...You....."The crowd boo'ed Jed.Jed looked even more pissed from every word he said.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:01 pm
AJ sarcastictly put his hand around his chin like he was thinking. "Hm. At least I have a last name... right?"
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:14 pm
Jed laughed for a second. His mood started change..He started to smile some more. But of course this was a false sense of security effect."Warner..What kind oif Last name is that. I know this my shock you and the world but i do have a last name. It is.." Jed looked left and then right. Trying to build some suspense." It is Haynie. My brother TJH, you guys should know his name. Timothy James Haynie.Look ." Jed pointed to the titintron. It showed Jed twice. But one with a mustache. Kinda like a Master Roshi and Jackie Chun effect in Dragon ball.."
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:51 pm
"Looks like Ching Chung mated with Mae Young." AJ said with a weird look, looking to Jed. "Besides, Warner, my good friend... is a champions name. So enough with the bullshit, what the hell, my good friend, are you doing out here?"
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:31 pm
(You know you pretty much killed my gimmick.. stare )
Jed looked at him. " Before i answer your qeustion, why not answer mine....Who the hell do you think you are? Let me guess what your going to say.""""I'm Aj Warner.I'm a 2 time former world champion.I'm great this. I'm great that. I think no one can beat me. But inside I'm the biggest coward.I wish....Jed mocking Aj, pretending to cry some....I wish i was as God as Jed. I mean i try, and i Try. But nothing. Man i feel lower then Matt Stone career.""".. Did i sum it up for you. I'm pretty sure i got it good. Wait I forgot were you get on your knees an--......."
(interrupt me.)
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:04 pm
AJ went for a quick killing spree!
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:34 pm
Seeing Jed wasn't excepting the Killing Spree. Jed was hit. Jed stood up straight and it looked as if he was falling for ever. His arms were extended. Jed looked like a Big X.
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:36 pm
AJ stood over Jed and threw his arms out for a Jesus Taunt, his music cueing.
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:46 pm
Jed laid out(lock thread.See you in the other promo.)
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