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 Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:37 pm
So, I made a bagel to eat and brought it to my computer. I started eating it and realized I was thirsty.
I go back upstairs to pour some milk, and as I finish pouring, the kitten rushes upstairs to see what I'm doing. I pat it on the head, it meows, and I go back to my computer.
I arrive, to find my bagel turned upside down and ontop of my DS. I lift it to find minor amounts of cream cheese on my DS.
I was puzzled. Why minor amounts when I slather it on?
I look at the bagel only to find the kitten had licked all the cream cheese off it.
Turns out, he ran upstairs to see me after the deed was done and he was checking on me.
D': RIP Bagel.
What stupid things do your pets do?
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:48 pm
sux2bu talk2hand
The worst that Male p***y has done is try to drink some of my drink when I set the cup down.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:47 pm
OK, first a little back story on my dog. She was a REAL b***h... AND she was spoiled. Whenever we would go out the dumb b***h would lie down behind the front driver side tire, if we didn't take her along. Knowing we wouldn't leave because we didn't want to run her over.
SOO my first time driving I was backing out of the driveway... you guys should be able to piece it together from here... sweatdrop
She was a stupid dog... my little sister had picked her out... and she was annoying... talk2hand
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:55 pm
BUZZ DID YOU RUN YOUR DOG OVER
Thats horrible and sick. Like seriously :/
On a less demented note my dog licked a dime and it was cute.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:58 pm
Merumiharu BUZZ DID YOU RUN YOUR DOG OVER Thats horrible and sick. Like seriously :/ On a less demented note my dog licked a dime and it was cute.
Buzz's car stopped on a dime. Or was that a dog?
I can't tell.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:00 pm
Merumiharu BUZZ DID YOU RUN YOUR DOG OVER Thats horrible and sick. Like seriously :/ On a less demented note my dog licked a dime and it was cute. I didn't do it on purpose... my dad was yelling at me because I didn't watch behind me, and because I didn't adjust my mirrors and because I didn't make sure my seat was positioned right... and I was freaking out already so I forgot about the dog... and then... yeah... IT IS VERY STRESSFUL TO DRIVE THE FIRST TIME, WHILE YOU HAVE A MEAN COPILOT, WHO ISN'T AFRAID TO CALL YOU A LITTLE s**t, AND ISN'T TRYING TO CALM YOU DOWN WHEN HE SEES YOU HYPERVENTILATING... gonk
I got over it though... it was like 6 years ago. And right after I got to get a Pug ^-^
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:09 pm
Buzz, your dog was asking for it.
Once my dog jumped onto the counter and ate the cake that my mom made for her friend... which is surprising, since it's a really small dog and a high counter. :/
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:48 pm
When I was younger, I was hugging my Cuppa {Grandpa} good bye, cause he works for Seaspan. We had a dog named Sugar at the time. I'm hugging him, the dog gets jealous.Runs up, and bites me under the right eye. >.> {We were sitting on the couch at the time.} So I had a nice mark under my eye, up till grade 6. So the mark lasted long.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:43 pm
So it was Christmas time. And we had boxes of chocolates wrapped under the tree a few days before Christmas.
So we wake up one morning and not only discover that the box has been chewed open and most of the chocolatey goodness eaten, but also several large puddles of watery throw up in my brother's room. It was disgusting. We couldn't pick it up because it wasn't solid at all. D: And I mean these were huge piles. I kid you not they were Gamecube huge at least, which is pretty large for a dog.
The same dog keeps trying to get into the trash at night. And brings it to my room at night so when I wake up I find shreds of paper towels or wrappers lying around in my room.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:52 pm
Well... my mom has birds... and they're all sorts of stupid... and fun at times... o.o
But, the damn screaming... drives me up the ******** wall... >_>( )
ANYWAYS...
There's two birds, a Suntop Conure named "Baby" and a "Nanday Conure" named "Annie"... They've both got their own unique personalities... but Baby tends to be the more social one (with us).
She'll "dive bomb"... er... fly at us just to land on our shoulders... or on top of our heads... o_o( ) Then she'll n** at us if we try and get her off... ._.( )
Also, if we put a balloon, or an empty toilet paper roll near her... she'll attack it... as in "ferociously annihilate" it... She's jumped on it, wings outstretched, slashing at it with her claws if she can get on it (tends not to work on balloons...) and biting at it...
Now, she'll tear the roll to shreads... but balloons are usually a little too big for her to get her beak or claws into... so it keeps bouncing around, and she keeps at it until she gets lucky... it's a comical sight... o_o
Oh, and her favorite food... eggs... followed by chicken... ^___^
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:13 pm
So we keep all of our doggy treats on the bottom of the pantry. Right? And our pantry has a sliding door. Well someone left the treat bag open and the pantry door open. My dad comes home from work and wonders where the dog is, he goes to the pantry to get something to eat and finds our dog whimpering and crying with his head stuck in the treat bag. All the time he was stuffing his face too.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:44 pm
 My cat likes buttered toast and macaroni and cheese. Some people think it's sick, but if I'm just eating in my chair or something, I'll let her have a few bites, then continue eating it myself. Same with drinks.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:49 pm
buzzkid24 Merumiharu BUZZ DID YOU RUN YOUR DOG OVER Thats horrible and sick. Like seriously :/ On a less demented note my dog licked a dime and it was cute. I didn't do it on purpose... my dad was yelling at me because I didn't watch behind me, and because I didn't adjust my mirrors and because I didn't make sure my seat was positioned right... and I was freaking out already so I forgot about the dog... and then... yeah... IT IS VERY STRESSFUL TO DRIVE THE FIRST TIME, WHILE YOU HAVE A MEAN COPILOT, WHO ISN'T AFRAID TO CALL YOU A LITTLE s**t, AND ISN'T TRYING TO CALM YOU DOWN WHEN HE SEES YOU HYPERVENTILATING... gonk I got over it though... it was like 6 years ago. And right after I got to get a Pug Don't worry about it. That happened with one of my cats as well, although it was a slightly different situation. My cat was going deaf and slightly blind, and she liked sitting under the tire because it was warm. Usually she'd run out if the engine was started, but my mom was in a hurry and I guess that was the day my cat was too deaf to hear the engine. Needless to say my mom freaked out and felt guilty for the longest time. After that, all our cats became indoor only.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:51 am
this was like, years ago, with my dog Biscuit. Shes an american bulldog and shes beastly huge, right?
well. She liked sitting on my dad's lap in the big recliner chair.
and then, one day she thinks he's mommy
and she starts uh
sucking on his manboob
i was like 10.
I died laughing.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:02 am
My cat does similar things. She is so sneaky. And she likes white chocolate. And banana.
I had a parrot that was kept so long in captivity before we got him that he forgot to fly sad
The turtle who we took home for the holidays from school ate the tiny frog I caught when it was a tadpool. (Is it what you call an undeveloped frog in English?)
And one of my turtles (I had three) ate, well, everything. Seriously o.O
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