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Ready for a fun game to get your creative juices flowing? I am! (ugh, pun!)

Here are the rules and directions:

1: Each new statement or collection of sentences (length is not a regulated restraint—see rule 7, below) must follow the format: I am [the/a] ____________ that kills(or otherwise destroys) [the/your] ________________.

2: The subject (the ______ of I am ______) of the previous entry must be destroyed in your new statement. You (the new ______ of I am ______)cannot be destroyed as collateral damage to whatever event causes the death of the previous subject. There must always be something for us to kill.

3: Vulgarity or sexual innuendo will not be tolerated. Racism or other diminutive slurs will not be tolerated.

4: All entries are subject to my proofing and editing for content and grammatical correctness.

5: If I post something that seems impossible to kill or otherwise destroy, deal with it. Get creative.

6: Entries that demonstrate exceptional creativity and craft or particularly stunning word choice are more likely to win.

7: While length is not a restriction, each entry must be to-the-point. Explanation, modification, and/or sentence structure must all serve the purpose, which purpose is firstly, destroy the previous subject and secondly, supply appropriate context for understanding it. Otherwise, be as long and ridiculous as you want.

8: I will always credit the author of each winning entry. If you don’t want to be credited, give me a good reason why you shouldn’t.

9: You’re encouraged to reference well-known novels, stories, children’s books, movies, or other appropriate cultural icons.

Have at it! Have fun, guys! I'll start it off.

I am the great and powerful fire demon Calcifer that incinerates the cheesey Hallmark card sitting on the countertop while trying to heat up water for Master Howl because it seems like it's the only thing I ever get to do.

I am the black starved-for-five-days-with-psycic-fusion-powers that eats the hogwash out of hunger, then throws up in the bucket, and tosses it to the fully grown Norbert, who burns it to ashes, and spits it out on Hagrid.

I'm Captain Planet I blast meteor into the pieces and let plants and animals settled on the piece of Earth witch it destroyed, of course I make them grow faster and bigger with my superpowers and soon they became a nasty mutants...

I am a giant bottle of Weed-Wacker and I mist Yggdrasil into the afterlife with a cloud of poison.

I am an easily tickled wielder of the subtle knife who was once surprised while trying to cut through dimensions. I lost concentration, laughed really hard...and shattered the blade.

I am an enraged 7-year-old. What do they mean, 'just costumes'? They're real! I know they are! I see a flaw in the costume the next day and go berserk. I find 'big bird' if that's his real name, and beat him with my tiny fists until he is no more.

I am a R.O.B. I walk up to the father and zap him with electricity so he dies.