Just hours after EEW went off air, EEW.com recieved this letter in the mail. The author wanted to remain anonymous, all that is known about him is that he has very poor hand-writing.
"Dear EEW.com
I write to you today because I am the only person other than Chris Danzig himself that knows what really happened to the former member of C4. In the aftermath of C4 idol, I sat down for a drink with Danzig at a local pub. It was unfortunate, but during the hour and a half we spent on those bar stools (sort of on the bar stools), Chris Danzig's blood alcohol level quickly exceeded the legal limit. In other words the man was drunk. Very drunk. Our discussion of C4 Idol eventually branched off to the original inspiration for EEW's mock show, American Idol. Chris confessed to me that before becoming a professional wrestler, he dreamt of being a famous pop singer. Soon after he got that idea back in his head, Chris decided to leave the wrestling ring behind him and hit the stage. Danzig told me that not only would he try out in front of Simon, Paula, and Randy...he would be the American Idol into 2008. I had no time to stop him and make him think this over and for this I am sorry. Once he tripped out of the big double doors, Chris was going.
I felt that the EEW fans, if there were any, needed to know the truth, no matter how....hilarious it maybe.
Thank-you for your time,
Freddie Anonymous
Well it is clear that Freddie.....er this man wanted to reamin unknown. We thank the "mysterious" man for all the "honesty".
"Dear EEW.com
I write to you today because I am the only person other than Chris Danzig himself that knows what really happened to the former member of C4. In the aftermath of C4 idol, I sat down for a drink with Danzig at a local pub. It was unfortunate, but during the hour and a half we spent on those bar stools (sort of on the bar stools), Chris Danzig's blood alcohol level quickly exceeded the legal limit. In other words the man was drunk. Very drunk. Our discussion of C4 Idol eventually branched off to the original inspiration for EEW's mock show, American Idol. Chris confessed to me that before becoming a professional wrestler, he dreamt of being a famous pop singer. Soon after he got that idea back in his head, Chris decided to leave the wrestling ring behind him and hit the stage. Danzig told me that not only would he try out in front of Simon, Paula, and Randy...he would be the American Idol into 2008. I had no time to stop him and make him think this over and for this I am sorry. Once he tripped out of the big double doors, Chris was going.
I felt that the EEW fans, if there were any, needed to know the truth, no matter how....hilarious it maybe.
Thank-you for your time,
Freddie Anonymous
Well it is clear that Freddie.....er this man wanted to reamin unknown. We thank the "mysterious" man for all the "honesty".
