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Heylo, everyone, I am going to post the story so far in our three-word story game and constantly update it.

One day, a girl named Tenten went to get Lee a gift from Wal-Mart even though she loves McDonald's better, but she heard that Wal-mart had a sale on suede and couldn't resist getting rid of her penguin doll. So she bought toilets to make Lee wear the giant turtle costume. So TenTen walked over to Lee and said, "Hey, don't eat that!" and slapped the piece of toast away from Lee. Lee became sad, cried, and randomly Kagome came and took the turtle that wanted to be a suit of golden armor. So Lee took a purple banana and shoved it up a huge statue of the Third Hokage's grandson. Suddenly, it came to life and hit Lee with maple syrup then ran away, taking to itself and riding a unicycle. Lee fell over, accidentally smushing his long lost brother. His brother screamed, turned around, and gave Lee a punch in the gut, very hard. Then he suddenly drank some sake and kissed a pole that looked like a fairy. He yelled, "Why do you have my pet monkey?!" and grabbed it from the statue. He ran into Lee, thinking he would give him a candy cane because he did a fairy dance for Orochimaru for a baseball card. "Hey, it was funny!" Orochimaru said, starting to run crazily towards Lee with a puppy, and Lee squealed for his mommy. Then Orochimaru had a laughing fit while eating cake. Then Lee took Orochimaru's cake, yelled, "CAKE IS FATTENING!", and gave Choji a diet video. Choji ate the cake and threw up a cow that he stuffed in the video. But then suddenly, a giant duck-butt grabbed the cow, ripped its tail off, and flung it toward Lee with all the Jello still in the bowl. Lee ducked, grabbed the tail, and chewed it till it tasted like pickles. Kagome came and hit a big flying pickle with a bat which broke on Lee's brother's head. His brother yelled in pain. Orochimaru laughed evilly and spun around, taking Lee's brother and barfing all over his jumpsuit, screaming, "GIMME THE BASEBALL OR I'M GUNNA HIT ON TSUNADE!" Lee and his army of squirrels charged at Orochimaru with their pink acorns and kicked Orochimaru's butt. Tsunade slapped him angrily and ripped his face off. Orochimaru stuck his tongue out and tried to eat cookies. His tongue was too slimy to grasp the cookies, so he told Tsunade to get high and run into a tree-hugger marathon. TenTen followed quickly behind and turned into a crazed fangirl of Chip Skylark. Lee was surprised that Chip's teeth were more sparkly than a seashell. Lee challenged Chip to an angel food cake cookoff! Chip cheated by bringing extra goldfish to throw at the audience members who loved to haggle the performers with their megaphones. Lee got mad and began to konoha senpuu him while the audience clapped wildly and ate winning cakes. They got bloated and exploded. Lee ate their guts made of candy and blood. He was back to his normal self. Orochimaru poofed back into a fairy-appearing pole. Lee's brother attacked it screaming, "I WANT MY BASEBALL CARD!" Orochimaru yelled, "Only if you take Tsunade to a bar and then feed her pie that is violet!" Lee's brother raised his fist at a big, pony-shaped cookie that Orochimaru had made himself. Tsunade came, slapped him, and yelled, "That's cute! And we're playing a game." Inuyasha joins in with a potato. He munches it every three seconds, only small bites, but he threw oversized Neji plushies at Chip Skylark. Shikamaru came and made the 200th post and then said, "What the heck is up with that flying moose?" Orochimaru turned around with a duckie made of rubber and threw it at a tiny elf named Mohammad that flew at a squarely shaped tuna can. Screaming "I'M ON FIRE!", Poland attacked Australia for the can of pickle juice that ended up on the floor. Chip Skylark screamed "That's MY can!" and ate a pickle on the place where Tsunade kept Orochimaru's cookies and nyaahed at her nextdoor neighbor. Candy randomly appeared and stole one of Lee's many paint-covered toy squirrels of flame. Lee's brother punched Lee and said, "Gimme my mannequin of Mickey Mouse!" Lee cringed and cried out loud at Orochimaru's breakdancing. He accidentally hit a very expensive vase that was narrowly caught by a flying penguin who had three tails on his head that sprouted because of too much potassium from iron tablets. The green flying squirrel wanted Orochimaru's cookie. So, the squirrel killed Orochimaru by bouncing on the Sistine Chapel's ceiling. Before he died, the penguin said, "I will get my revenge on Mickey Mouse!" and ate a wiggly purple flower that exploded, leaving the hairy goo mouse stuck to a fairy pole that killed him. Tsunade grabbed a tissue and tried to pick her nose. The tissue got stuck in a blender, and then it exploded into a giant red fuzzball of feathers and overcooked, buttered popcorn. Tsunade screamed, but then Chip Skylark got a rash and tried to eat a cookie. Lee stole thesacred golden key of curriness and then, suddenly, Naruto charged in and kicked the bucket and spilled water all over the King Leonidas, Xerxes, who clobbered him with a sponge and toothpaste. He jumped on top of a car, which started to come to life, and the statue began to dance, giggling like a giddy little gorilla. Naruto freaked out and slapped his spare pair of black combat boots. Konohamaru's statue ran to the bathroom to try on a swimsuit, but couldn't fit its chainsaw attachment on the strap. Meanwhile, Lee was blowing up a Barbie doll for Sakura because she didn't like that it was prettier than her. So meanwhile, Lee's brother danced like a weird little monkey whose banana was at the cleaner's. Lee's brother attacked Orochimaru's cookie and squished it with a red balloon that goes boom in his face. Orochimaru walked up, dragging along Sasuke, who was immediately subdued by Chip Skylark. Orochimaru screeched like a parrot who wants his friend Kabuto to play Ping-Pong so they play, but Orochimaru cheats. Kabuto goes mad, and Tsunade suddenly punches them severely and the cookie made Orochimaru die again. Kabuto brought a ping-pong ball and some gasoline for no reason. The ping-pong ball grew wings, flew to Kabuto on a shoestring, and choked him. Tenten randomly ran to Burger King, buying a Whopper for Lee's brother. Might Guy did the chicken-dance while wearing a bright pink tutu that he stole from Neji, though he tried to fight the ugly, X.A.N.A.-possesed platypus for uncle Jokinokomagifodumsok, who immediately PWNed Sasuke because he turned and slapped the heck out of a small, plastic voodoo doll of Itachi Uchiha. The arm of it snapped, and the real Itachi screamed like a little, young, frightened girl. He tried to put the arm on his head so that he could acquire a big, green plushie from Hot Topic. There he met his long-lost brother whose name was a total mystery and was also wearing pink pants. Itachi spazzed out, jumped over him, and told a secret to Stanley Yelnats IV. The two went to the store to buy pickles and tissue paper. Then they went to see Gai because he had the magic legwarmers of the legacy. When they reached Gai's place, Lee suddenly decided to paint the ceiling just like the color of his legwarmers. So he found the brightest shade of orange humanly possible and flung it on Gai's jumpsuit accidentally. He jumped back and screamed like a little Girl Scout that had to go to the next-door neighbor's friend's tea party. Gai eventually decided to change his wardrobe and started wearing kilts and carried a kitten marionette that wore an Alice in Wonderland costume. He also cut his hair to make it look like a rabid monkey tail. He slashed the fairy pole in two. Orochimaru then laughed loudly because Lee's brother, that's named Flappy, began to cry since the fairy was now destroyed. So Lee decided to bring back an ice cream cone from Orochimaru's fridge of doom. Unfortunately for Lee, he didn't think that there was poison inside the ice cream, but luckily Sakura was stupid enough to eat it herself while Lee watched in absolute horror as his snack was slowly devoured by a pink grunny. After the grunny died, Sakura began to cry since she didn't finish eating her tub of lard, which she had previously hidden in her pants. So

Yes, you are. xDDDD *Is supposed to be a horrible pun*

This sounds like something that could be one of my carzy dreams.

Wow. o.o

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XD Nice to hear. x3

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