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Slanndalous

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:36 am


MEIN D:!!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:24 pm


[ A D R I A N ]



Name: Adrian
Gender: Androgynous for now
Spirit: A famous magician who burned to death from a trick gone wrong.
Vessel: Peyote!

Skin: Fair skin, completely covered in soft cactus fuzz. Feet and hands are a dark sooty color.
Hair: Roots are a very pale pink, but the ends are a fire red, and layered like long petals.
Eyes: A bit droopy and lifeless. Sharp spring yellow irises covered mainly by dilated pupils.
Face: An easy smile.
Hands & Feet: Somewhat numb and clumsy, poor balance and dexterity.

Spring: More emotionally unstable, clumsy, impulsive
Summer: Witty, restless
Autumn: Scatterbrained, open-minded
Winter: Laid back, stubborn

Personality: Very erratic. Sometimes he's up with the best of them and down with the worst. He has the same sharp wit as his guardian, but not the thick skin to take it. He is shrouded in bravado and show, but no real passion or drive behind it all.

Slanndalous

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Slanndalous

Dapper Codger

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:26 pm


3/8
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:27 pm


[ V E S S E L ]


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Lophophora williamsii, (pronounced /loʊˈfɒfərə wɪlˈjæmsiaɪ/, lō-fof′ŏ-ră will-yăm′sē-ī), better known by its common name Peyote, but also sometimes called Mescal Button or the Divine Cactus, is a small, spineless cactus whose native region extends from the southwestern United States, specifically in the southwestern part of Texas, through central Mexico. They are found primarily in the Chihuahuan desert and in the states of Tamaulipas and San Luis Potosi amongst scrub, especially when limestone is present in the soil. The cactus is well known for its psychoactive alkaloids and among these mescaline in particular. It is currently used world wide mainly as a recreational drug, an entheogen, and a supplement to various transcendence practices including in meditation, psychonautics, and psychedelic psychotherapy. Peyote has a history of ritual religious and medicinal use among certain indigenous American tribes going back thousands of years. The plant's pink flowers emerge from March through May, and in exceptional cases as late as September.


Uses

The effective dose for mescaline is about 300 to 500 mg (equivalent to roughly 5 grams of dried peyote) and the effects last about 10 to 12 hours. When combined with appropriate set and setting, peyote is reported to trigger states of deep introspection and insight that have been described as being of a metaphysical or spiritual nature. At times, these can be accompanied by rich visual or auditory effects (see synesthesia).

The flesh may also be applied topically as a galactogogue.


Effects of Mescaline

* Uncontrollable laughter
* Open and closed eye visualizations
* Dream-like scenarios
* Euphoria
* Psychedelic experience
* Pupil dilation
* Sensations of temperature change
* Dizziness
* Vomiting
* Tachycardia
* Diarrhea
* Headaches
* Anxiety

Slanndalous

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Slanndalous

Dapper Codger

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:28 pm


[ G U A R D I A N ]


User Image Name We`rika
Age 32
Nationality Huichol outcast
Family Taáwi and Vantos (Estranged cousins)
Height 5'9" (175 cm)
Weight 182 lbs
Skin Dark matte tone, rough from a roving life
Hair Changes constantly. Originally black, his hair usually has lingering dyes like rusted reds or stripped white.
Eyes Dark brown
Specifics Long tapered ears, torn and jagged on the outer shells. Sharp translucent nails
Loves Drinking, smokine, watching porn, flirting, getting under everyone's skin
Hates Most people, unpaid overtime, Sundays
Playlist Hawksley Workman - Striptease, Justin Timberlake - Sexy Back, Armchair Cynics - Bang Bang, Mindless Self Indulgence - Tight

Personality As a youth, We`rika was exceedingly selfish and hostile. He had no respect for life, his or anyone else's. Aggressive, violent and thoughtless, We`rika was horrible person. Now, We`rika has quelled his baser instincts though still with a hair-trigger temper. He is unknowingly charismatic with a silver tongue that took more than fourteen years to procure. You either love him or hate him, there is no middle ground. Always the life of the party on the weekends, but a slave to his work during the weekdays. We`rika is atrociously obnoxious most of the time, though he can be very surprisingly selfless and thoughtful to very close friends.

History The Huichol are a spiritual race, descended from ancient Aztecs. After the Spanish Invasion, their roving ways were restricted and they had to support themselves through agriculture. Because growing corn in mountainous area they inhabit is unreliable, many sacred ceremonies are upheld to ensure successful crops.

Much of their culture revolves around the spiritual and religious. These ceremonies are hosted by the shamans of the tribes, becoming the link between the physical realm and the supernatural. They drift from ordinary conscious to heal, direct, guide, retrieve information, contacting the dead, etc.

One of the most important ceremonies the Huichol people conduct is an annual pilgrimage some hundreds of miles away from their native lands. Any who wish to go may do so and there must be at least one shaman present. They walk the same paths their ancestors had for eons. Across their journey, the Huichol use this opportunity to cleanse themselves of sin by reconciling their faults and making a knot for every sin in long strands of horse hair. This reconciliation is quite a carefree time, where adultery is something to chuckle over as if it was someone's first kiss. They then throw the knotted horse hair into the camp fire and their soul is cleansed.

But the main reason for this pilgrimage is for the harvesting of peyote for a years worth of sacred ceremonies. The shamans help the villagers reach Paradise (their version of the afterlife) through the ingestion of peyote which creates an ethereal experience for most.

*In spite of the carefree attitude and modest way of life, tension has grown in the cultural due to the increasingly restrictive country boundaries (which they must cross for their pilgrimages) along with the fickle and meager harvests. Civilization is creeping closer and many new generations are leaving the grasslands and delving deep into urban life.

---

We`rika's ancestors had shallow roots in the Huichol genial tree. Most were b*****d children from Spanish invaders that abandoned them in their mothers' care. Reasons to why their clan left the Huichol faded after several generations as no elders wanted to discuss the sensitive subject, but in their flight they were cursed. With only a meager pack of people, his ancestors became scavengers unable to maintain a stable village or harvest. Their roving lifestyle eventually manifested in their appearance. The scavengers of the wastelands (rats, vultures, jackals, crows, etc.) became their culture as children were born with grotesque deformities like long furry ears, scaly tails, broken wings, and gnarled teeth. Repentance is the only way to dispel such a curse and their culture has become stern and pious. The reconciliation of sin has become no laughing matter and pilgrimages are no longer optional. All who can sin, must go to collect peyote and pray for forgiveness and for their future children.

It was then when jeeps were needed to legally cross country borders (which their ancestors had walked unfettered for hundreds of years) that We`rika was born. He was the second son of three children born into a pious family. His father was a shaman and his mother too meek a person to take care of her children. With unexceptional talent in divination and no empathy for his mother who was too afraid of her children and her role as a mother to love them properly, We`rika usually found attention by bullying other children his age. He was looking for change and was happy to watch the modern world encroach on their own culture.

We`rika got his chance for change when he was sixteen and legally allowed to drive into towns and cities for extra supplies his family and relatives needed when the seasons grew rough. Only able to speak moderate Spanish and hardly any English, he fell into traps for the naive. With some of the money given to him for their supplies, he was duped into buying angel dust and heroin.

After a week home, he had run out of heroin and his withdrawals were grueling. His mother watched him and her young daughter, but not knowing what to do with such an alien situation, she more often than not ignored him and his tantrums. The time he needed his mother the most, she could not and would not help him. That was the turning point that lead him to steal one of their jeeps and baskets of peyote to sell as well as yarn painting, rugs, and beaded work. He sold off his wares and his drug addiction grew. He became self-hating and materialistic, looting when he couldn't afford what he wanted. These escapades eventually led him to prison, charged with manslaughter and drug paraphernalia. Because he was only seventeen and his lawyers argued the topic of his origin, We`rika was handed a lighter sentence of thirty years; however, he was granted parole after fifteen years and released on good behavior. During his fourteen years in prison, We`rika learned bad English and how lucky he was to be slightly talented in healing as it was quite the necessity. In the first few years, his actions became more wild and condemning, but after almost losing an arm (from poor circulation during an injection of heroin), the Huichol began to take advantage of his free visits to rehabilitation.

Now, he lives in a small apartment, working three unstable jobs, hiding from debt collectors because of his obsessive need to buy. He's looking for a comfortable job that pays just as comfortably, but without college diploma or even a high school diploma, it is a difficult road.

*Note: Everything occurring after this asterisk is fictitious and does not apply to the Huichol culture of today.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:29 pm


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Slanndalous

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Slanndalous

Dapper Codger

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:30 pm


[ 1 S T . T R Y ]



Quote:
Username: Slanndalous
Guardian Name: We`rika
Guardian's Occupation or major pastime: Construction worker; or you can find him thoroughly baked on his couch watching porn.

Hiccup's Name: Adrian
Gender: Male
Spirit: A young magician who burned to death from a trick gone wrong.
Vessel: Peyote!

Why that spirit?: I think it compliments the fantastical aspect of peyote and... I like magic.
Why that vessel?: Unfortunately! There is a marginally deep philosophy behind the vessel as it is a very big symbol in the guardian’s religious and cultural beliefs as a Huichol blah blah blah. Plus! We`rika is one of the few people who can legally buy peyote. And OMG who does NOT want a stoner child? I’m sorry, but everyone does… PSYCHEDELIC MAN!

Three physical attributes and how they relate to the spirit and/or vessel:
1. Light pink wispy hair like the flowering petals of the peyote.
2. Sooty feet and hands from the magician.
3. Dilated eyes cause well >__> YOU KNOW!! Those crazy peyotes.

Two prominent Seasonal attributes: Laidback, competitive

Prompt Response: Prompt 1


“Does she know ya dun have a car of yer own…?”

“Yes! I told her. She said she’d give me a ride home…”

“She from school or wha’?”

“No, I babysit her little brother and sister…”

“Is she ho’?”

“She’s pretty if that’s what you mean…” When she would come home from her basketball practice, Ellen would always smile so sweetly at him. It made Adrian twitch just thinking about it.

“N’awww! Yer nervous! Thas soo cuuu’e!”

Oh my God! He was so annoying. Keeping his shaking hands planted firmly in his lap, he kept his dilated eyes in front of him. He could just sense that big obnoxious smile splitting his dark face in half. He wouldn’t look, he wouldn’t give We`rika his satisfaction!

“Has she been tested—“

“Dad!” But it was too late! His head whipped around and his guardian could only howl in triumph. Grumbling this and that, Adrian stuck out his lower lip and watched the cars beside him rush past, their lights still lingering his wild eyes as they spiraled and bubbled in stirring colors.

Eventually the car came to a halt in front of an inexpensive restaurant. He unbuckled his belt and tried his best to scramble out but his guardian grabbed a hold of him.

“Remember! No means no—”

“Go away!” Exasperated, Adrian slammed the door shut on his jeering father. With his sooty hands cupping his red cheeks, he gaped at those around him hoping no one else had to suffer We`rika.

Well, it didn’t look like she was here yet. He took a seat on a cement platform outside the restaurant, eyes watching the heat roll off passersby like writhing coils of fire. One man yawned and the rush of wispy heat that belched from his mouth like a fire eater set Adrian off in a fit of laughter that was only infectious when We`rika was high beside him. To everyone else, he was just a weird little man and more than one woman or child decided to avoid his crazy.

But the humor quickly died as the setting sun had long since set and Ellen hadn’t come. With his face between his legs, fingers rubbing at his temples as he watched the concrete below foam and rush like an anomalous river. He didn’t know what to think. Where was she? Did she get into an accident, was she ill or did an emergency come up. But she would have called! He felt so… he didn’t even know what it was. Beyond embarrassment, beyond humiliated! He felt horrible about himself. It made him feel less of a human, not worth even some compassion or respect. He groaned loudly, his feet tapping uncontrollably. What was he going to do?! He couldn’t call We`rika! As if his self-esteem wasn’t completely shot already! s**t s**t s**t! This wasn’t fair! Why wasn’t he any good at this?! We`rika had a new girl every weekend. His guardian would just laugh at how pathetic he was; it already took him sixteen years just to go out with a girl!

“Hey, honey…”

The voice shook him from his mid-teen crisis. His head whipped up, a small hope Ellen had finally come! WHOA TRANSVESTITE! Adrian gaped candidly, not even bothering to hide his eyes roaming the man/woman’s flat chest and Adam’s apple.

“You lost, baby?”

“……. N-No was…. Waiting fer….. someone…”

“Aww, she stiff ya, sweety? You need a ride home?”

“No! I…” He’d walk before calling that smug son of a b***h! He shouldn’t be talking to this… “person!” But I mean like what could happen?

“Where do you live, honey?”

“Oh… jes … two miles up…” Adrian shrugged defensively, trying not to encourage … it.

“Let me take ya home, sweety… I got nothing better to do. Don’t fret, love…”

Don’t fret. He was right. What would happen, right? It would only take about ten, fifteen minutes nothing could happen.


The car rolled up on an apartment complex, the tension finally cut as he got out of the car and quickly and awkwardly thanked Thumper, before running the s**t up the hill and to the lobby.


“Soo… Did she tremble under yer migh’?” But at Adrian’s solemn and slightly terrified expression, a frown came to his mouth. “Wha’ happened? No fun?”

“Well she never came so I don’t know!” Barreling past his guardian in renewed fury and shame, he rushed to the fridge as he hadn’t eaten for sometime. It also made a great barrier between he and We`rika.

“… How’d you ge’ home?”

Oh s**t. Adrian sighed in defeat and looked back at We`rika was looking quite contently back. “I got a ride home…”

“Obviously! Who?”

“It doesn’t matter, some gu--girl. Who cares, I got home safely!”

“No thas no’ wha’ matter ya a**! Why didn’ ya jes call me? Ya could have been kidnapped or killed… or molested. MOLESTED! Molessted. Why would ya ever do tha’ ta yerself?! Or me?”

“Because! I don’t need you making fun of me for the rest of my life! Yer always…! You always make me feel… dumb for not ever… You jes always have stories and it makes me feel like I have ta prove myself and…” He didn’t’ want to go on. He felt so pathetic and just frustrated as he shook and twitched under the pressure of his mistake.

“… Adrian. Have ya ever seen me with th’same girl? I’vea never had a girlfriend in my life and prolly never will… I mean c’mon, ya can barely stand me, think about’ a girl puttin’ up with me for more than a nigh’… Ya dun need ta impress me… Accidentally knockin’ up some whore is no’ the way ta win me over, or her parents… So dun swea’ tha’ shi’ mmkay? C’meeeere!” We`rika ushered him over and, reluctantly, Adrian waddled over. “I’mma sorry she didn’ come, tha’ kinda sucks some a**…”

“Yeah a bit…”

“How abou’ thiiis? I’lla buy ya a new porn series!” His guardian literally squealed in his excitement that seemed more a treat for him than for Adrian.

“… I'm gonna go to bed..." A bit dazed from this whole weird day, Adrian turned and left his guardian to his own perverted self and went into his room.

"Fine! I'lla watch tha' shi' myself!! I dun need y--" Adrian shut the door before We`rika could continue his tantrum elsewhere and went to bed.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:31 pm


8/8

Slanndalous

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