Username: Slanndalous
Guardian Name: We`rika
Guardian's Occupation or major pastime: Construction worker; or you can find him thoroughly baked on his couch watching porn.
Hiccup's Name: Adrian
Gender: Male
Spirit: A young magician who burned to death from a trick gone wrong.
Vessel:
Peyote!Why that spirit?: I think it compliments the fantastical aspect of peyote and... I like magic.
Why that vessel?: Unfortunately! There is a marginally deep philosophy behind the vessel as it is a very big symbol in the guardian’s religious and cultural beliefs as a Huichol blah blah blah. Plus! We`rika is one of the few people who can legally buy peyote. And OMG who does NOT want a stoner child? I’m sorry, but everyone does… PSYCHEDELIC MAN!
Three physical attributes and how they relate to the spirit and/or vessel: 1. Light pink wispy hair like the flowering petals of the peyote.
2. Sooty feet and hands from the magician.
3. Dilated eyes cause well >__> YOU KNOW!! Those crazy peyotes.
Two prominent Seasonal attributes: Laidback, competitive
Prompt Response: Prompt 1
“Does she know ya dun have a car of yer own…?”
“Yes! I told her. She said she’d give me a ride home…”
“She from school or wha’?”
“No, I babysit her little brother and sister…”
“Is she ho’?”
“She’s
pretty if that’s what you mean…” When she would come home from her basketball practice, Ellen would always smile so sweetly at him. It made Adrian twitch just thinking about it.
“N’awww! Yer nervous! Thas soo cuuu’e!”
Oh my God! He was so annoying. Keeping his shaking hands planted firmly in his lap, he kept his dilated eyes in front of him. He could just
sense that big obnoxious smile splitting his dark face in half. He wouldn’t look, he wouldn’t give We`rika his satisfaction!
“Has she been tested—“
“Dad!” But it was too late! His head whipped around and his guardian could only howl in triumph. Grumbling this and that, Adrian stuck out his lower lip and watched the cars beside him rush past, their lights still lingering his wild eyes as they spiraled and bubbled in stirring colors.
Eventually the car came to a halt in front of an inexpensive restaurant. He unbuckled his belt and tried his best to scramble out but his guardian grabbed a hold of him.
“Remember! No means no—”
“Go away!” Exasperated, Adrian slammed the door shut on his jeering father. With his sooty hands cupping his red cheeks, he gaped at those around him hoping no one else had to suffer We`rika.
Well, it didn’t look like she was here yet. He took a seat on a cement platform outside the restaurant, eyes watching the heat roll off passersby like writhing coils of fire. One man yawned and the rush of wispy heat that belched from his mouth like a fire eater set Adrian off in a fit of laughter that was only infectious when We`rika was high beside him. To everyone else, he was just a weird little man and more than one woman or child decided to avoid his crazy.
But the humor quickly died as the setting sun had long since set and Ellen hadn’t come. With his face between his legs, fingers rubbing at his temples as he watched the concrete below foam and rush like an anomalous river. He didn’t know what to think. Where was she? Did she get into an accident, was she ill or did an emergency come up. But she would have called! He felt so… he didn’t even know what it was. Beyond embarrassment, beyond humiliated! He felt horrible about himself. It made him feel less of a human, not worth even some compassion or respect. He groaned loudly, his feet tapping uncontrollably. What was he going to do?! He couldn’t call We`rika! As if his self-esteem wasn’t completely shot already! s**t s**t s**t! This wasn’t fair! Why wasn’t he any good at this?! We`rika had a new girl every weekend. His guardian would just laugh at how pathetic he was; it already took him sixteen years just to go out with a girl!
“Hey, honey…”
The voice shook him from his mid-teen crisis. His head whipped up, a small hope Ellen had finally come! WHOA TRANSVESTITE! Adrian gaped candidly, not even bothering to hide his eyes roaming the man/woman’s flat chest and Adam’s apple.
“You lost, baby?”
“……. N-No was…. Waiting fer….. someone…”
“Aww, she stiff ya, sweety? You need a ride home?”
“No! I…” He’d walk before calling that smug son of a b***h! He shouldn’t be talking to this… “person!” But I mean like
what could happen?
“Where do you live, honey?”
“Oh… jes … two miles up…” Adrian shrugged defensively, trying not to encourage … it.
“Let me take ya home, sweety… I got nothing better to do. Don’t fret, love…”
Don’t fret. He was right. What would happen, right? It would only take about ten, fifteen minutes nothing could happen.
The car rolled up on an apartment complex, the tension finally cut as he got out of the car and quickly and awkwardly thanked Thumper, before running the s**t up the hill and to the lobby.
“Soo… Did she tremble under yer migh’?” But at Adrian’s solemn and slightly terrified expression, a frown came to his mouth. “Wha’ happened? No fun?”
“Well she never came so I don’t know!” Barreling past his guardian in renewed fury and shame, he rushed to the fridge as he hadn’t eaten for sometime. It also made a great barrier between he and We`rika.
“… How’d you ge’ home?”
Oh s**t. Adrian sighed in defeat and looked back at We`rika was looking quite contently back. “I got a ride home…”
“Obviously! Who?”
“It doesn’t matter, some gu--girl. Who cares, I got home safely!”
“No thas no’ wha’ matter ya a**! Why didn’ ya jes call me? Ya could have been kidnapped or killed… or molested. MOLESTED! Molessted. Why would ya ever do tha’ ta yerself?! Or me?”
“Because! I don’t need you making fun of me for the rest of my life! Yer always…! You always make me feel… dumb for not ever… You jes always have stories and it makes me feel like I have ta prove myself and…” He didn’t’ want to go on. He felt so pathetic and just frustrated as he shook and twitched under the pressure of his mistake.
“… Adrian. Have ya ever seen me with th’same girl? I’vea never had a girlfriend in my life and prolly never will… I mean c’mon, ya can barely stand me, think about’ a girl puttin’ up with me for more than a nigh’… Ya dun need ta impress me… Accidentally knockin’ up some whore is no’ the way ta win me over, or her parents… So dun swea’ tha’ shi’ mmkay? C’meeeere!” We`rika ushered him over and, reluctantly, Adrian waddled over. “I’mma sorry she didn’ come, tha’ kinda sucks some a**…”
“Yeah a bit…”
“How abou’ thiiis? I’lla buy ya a new porn series!” His guardian literally squealed in his excitement that seemed more a treat for him than for Adrian.
“… I'm gonna go to bed..." A bit dazed from this whole weird day, Adrian turned and left his guardian to his own perverted self and went into his room.
"Fine! I'lla watch tha' shi' myself!! I dun need y--" Adrian shut the door before We`rika could continue his tantrum elsewhere and went to bed.