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Manduh Bear
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:35 pm


So like, I've been sick all week, so I've been sitting on my a** going online and stuff
And there was this LJ post with a bunch of urban legends,
And even though it was like, in the middle of the day, I got freaked out ]:
SO I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE
Plus, we needed some discussion and stuff in this guild

I'M BAD AT STORY TELLING, SO SORRY IN ADVANCE

There's a girl babysitting these two kids, whose parents went out of town for the weekend. Everything was fine except the kids kept complaining each night that the clown statue in their room was creeping them out, so the babysitter called the parents, and they said to get the kids out of the house, they didn't have a clown statue. It turns out some creepy dude was living in the kids room for a week.
MY QUESTION IS, WHYTF WOULDN'T THE KIDS WONDER WHY ALL OF THE SUDDEN, THERE'S A LIFE SIZED CLOWN STATUE IN THEIR ROOM

There was also this one about these kids who were on shrooms and went out to get food. They found a gnome on the side of the road and took it home and locked it in their closet. Days later they remembered about it, looked in the closet, and found out it was really a little kid.

ALSO
There was this woman driving home at night and this dude in a huge truck was following her really closely, and kept flashing his lights. He kept following her until she got to her driveway, and ran into the house to get her husband. It turns out that the truckdriver was so high up that he could see there was a dude in her back seat, so the truck driver flashed his lights every time the dude went to kill the woman, and followed her so she got out of the car quickly. HE SAVED HER LIFE ISN'T THAT SWEET ]:

A girl is home alone watching tv when she sees a man outside her sliding glass doors. He keeps getting closer to the doors so she gets under the blankets and calls the police. By the time the cops get there, the man is gone from the door. They look around and say "You're really lucky miss. That man wasn't outside. He was right behind your couch, what you saw was his reflection."
That one really creeped me out, I don't know why ]:

LAST ONE, I PROMISE
It was late at night, and this girl got on the subway. The only other people on it were two men, with a woman sitting in between them. The girl got on and sat across from them, and started reading. She felt like the woman was staring at her so she looked up, smiled, and kept reading. She looked up a few more times and every time, the girl was staring at her. After a few minutes a man got on the subway, and sat next to the girl. He whispered "You're going to have to trust me on this, you have to get off at the next stop". The girl trusted him, and they both got off at the next stop. She asked him why they had to get off and he said "That girl was dead. I'm a doctor, I know. The two men were holding her body up."
LIKE THOSE JUNKIES IRL
WHOSE FRIEND DIED
SO THEY PUT HIS BODY IN ONE OF THOSE ROLLY CHAIRS AND ROLLED HIM AROUND AND TRIED TO CASH HIS SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS
True story, wtf @ society ]:


ANYWAY, I KNOW YOU GUYS PROBABLY DIDN'T READ ALL OF THAT
But I'm so bored, omfg, and I felt the need to share ]:
SO, share your scary stories and stuff like that
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:11 pm



Those are so creepy but obviously, a lot are fake. xD

I KNOW SOME REAL URBAN LEGENDS. I watch this show that says which ones are real and not. They're not really scary though.

OKAY, HERE'S ONE. It was a really rainy day and this guy was walking home from work. It was so rainy that one of the manhole covers got washed off. Well, the man didn't see it and walked into it. So, you know how it is under the sewers. In less than five minutes, he'd gone more than twenty some miles. By some miracle, he stayed alive and found this little opening and stayed hanging onto it. Finally, somebody saw him and he was saved. I didn't think that one was true but it was and I was all 'NOWAI'.

ANOTHER ONE: This woman was having a tooth problem and she had to get it pulled. A week later, her cat started having a problem with a tooth that was like, the same position as his owner's and he had to have it pulled. Then the owner broke her leg and two days later, the cat broke its leg. Unfortunately, the cat had to have it amputated. Then the woman began having eye problems. Five days later, the cat started to too and it turned out the cat needed to have its eye taken out. Every time something was wrong with the owner, the cat had the same problem.

I can't think of anymore right now.

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Stormy Day

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:29 am


    Well, I didn't read that
    Maybe tomorrow :3
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:49 pm



I READ THEM ALL; I always try my best to read walls of text, except I have a real problem with them when they're plot summaries/introductions to roleplays, so by the time I'm done reading the synopsis, the roleplay is started and full, ahahah. xD

;O; The one about the guy behind the couch and the guy in the backseat made me like, turn around and look behind me, ^^; ohgad. I'm such a scredy-cat, I'll probably remember these all when I go to sleep tonight and like, well, not sleep. Hahahh. And because I'm so easily frightened, I don't really know any urban legends, except the ones that all kids know, like Bloody Mary and Click, Click, Slide. Those both still scare the s**t out of me.

Guise, I'm scared of the dark, lawl.
When we have a gigantor guild sleepover meet, I'm bringing a flashlight and earplugs so I don't har your scary stories. xDD

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Manduh Bear
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:29 pm


Chey: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MYTH BUSTERS?
I used to watch that all the time, but now I never catch it on TV
I should start again ]:

HOWTF DID HE WALK 20 MILES IN 5 MINUTES
I don't believe that ]:

The cat one is creepy
I wonder what would happen if something happened to the cat first 0:

Stormy: D:< @ YOU

Kai: Those two are the ones that creeped me out the most xD
I always remember scary things the second before I fall asleep, and then I'm up all night ]:

I'M SCARED OF THE DARK TOO
When I have to pee at night, I like, run to the bathroom to turn the light on, and then I like, run back to bed to get under the covers quickly ]:
/lame
PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:38 am



NO. NOT MYTH BUSTERS.

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Stormy Day

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:26 pm


    I READ THEM
    AND
    NOTICE HOW ALL OF THEM ARE ABOUT A FEMALE
    lawl @ womenz being involved in crazy-a** situations

    Well, except the guy in the manhole one
    But no one was in his internetz trying to hack him
PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:20 pm


Stormy Day
    I READ THEM
    AND
    NOTICE HOW ALL OF THEM ARE ABOUT A FEMALE
    lawl @ womenz being involved in crazy-a** situations

    Well, except the guy in the manhole one
    But no one was in his internetz trying to hack him


XDD
I noticed that too!
Womanz maek betrar viktimz, i s'pooze lul

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:22 pm


Manduh Bear


Kai: Those two are the ones that creeped me out the most xD
I always remember scary things the second before I fall asleep, and then I'm up all night ]:

I'M SCARED OF THE DARK TOO
When I have to pee at night, I like, run to the bathroom to turn the light on, and then I like, run back to bed to get under the covers quickly ]:
/lame


Lol, I sleep with a light on
And I scream like, bloody murder if the power goes out in my house and I'm in my basement in the dark caught unawares. And my mom always like, comes into my room at one in the morning and turns off my light, and I always wake up because of it and have to like, pep-talk myself to run two steps to turn on the light. xDD
PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:48 am


Stormy Day
    I READ THEM
    AND
    NOTICE HOW ALL OF THEM ARE ABOUT A FEMALE
    lawl @ womenz being involved in crazy-a** situations

    Well, except the guy in the manhole one
    But no one was in his internetz trying to hack him

Which is why I'm always all "lolz fake". Which makes me feel better at night. :[

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