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Answer's are from 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mother's?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mother's?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger pants.

What ingredient's are mother's made of?
1. God make's mother's out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start form men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom's like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make $800.00 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?


Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad make's the best spaghetti in the world and my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma say's that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss but she has to because dad's such a goofball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She see's the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between mom's & dad's?
1. Mom's work at work and work at home but dad's just go to work at work.
2. Mom's know how to talk to teacher's without scaring them.
3. Dad's are taller & stronger but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Mom's have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mother's don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pay's bill's all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair, I'd diet maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eye's in the back of her head.

rofl I love thse! they are so funny!

however my husband swears they are fake, because "kids don't know how to use puns!"

I don't know what's more funny, his ranting or these lines!

rofl

lol those are all priceless! xd

a friend of mine asked her son the same questions... HILARIOUS answers.

some of the best:


2 How did God make mommy's?
he put skin on you.

3 What ingredients are mommy's made of?
salad.

7 Why did your mommy marry your daddy?
cause then you could get a husband!

12 If you could change one thing about your mommy what would it be?
I would change you into a frog or a princess.

very funny!!!