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So we have 2 frozen pizzas in the fridge that I'm making for dinner for myself, my boyfriend, and my high school Senior Brother and Sophomore Sister. A pepperoni pizza and a pepperoni and sausage pizza. I ask my sister what she wants on the pizza.

"Vegetables," she says.
"Do you want the pepperoni or the pepperoni and sausage pizza?" I ask.
"Pepperoni. Sausage doesn't do it for me," she replies.

There's an awkward pause there as it dawns on both of us, the double meaning of what my sister said.

"I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!"
By which time I'm running out of the kitchen to the foot of the stairs to where I know my parents are upstairs to share with them the hilarity that spews forth from their youngest spawn's mouth. Of course, little sister follows in hot pursuit and tries to cover my mouth - not that I could SAY anything I was laughing so hard I got light headed.


My poor sister. I'm cruel to her but it makes her strong.

That story was made of win and awesomeness.

Seriously. =D

as a younger sister I must say-your mean.