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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:07 pm


Suffice to say, after a few days (okay, a few hours) Wisp Darnell had forgotten all about the mean little boy in the shirt who had told her her shoes were stupid: she had tried to communicate to Chris exactly what had happened but got muddled up with it. She had been much more fascinated by the fact that - if she concentrated very hard on a colour she liked that was right next to her - she could rub that colour onto something, like a piece of paper, or her shorts, or the wall (which made her mommy yell a lot). This usually made her extremely tired and needing to have about double the naptimes that other people got, but Evan and Xi were very nice about people needing double naptimes. It was in Wisp's nature to force away and forget anything that had made her miserable. Later on her mother would call her emotionally constipated, but that was much later on.

So the next time she saw Tenebras Merroth, she vaguely remembered meeting him, and somehow felt a little bit doubtful deep in her heart, but waved to him anyway because he was all alone and new in the daycare. By that point she and Chris were big fish in the daycare center and had been there a terribly long time, so she considered it her duty to tell everyone else where the playhouse was and things like that.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:33 pm


Merroth, attracted to the motion, looked up and stared a moment, remembering the stupid girl and her stupid shoes and surely she had gotten even stupider since he saw her last. So he did the logical thing and screwed up his face and stuck his tongue out and sprayed bits of spittle everywhere around him. Since he was alone in his corner, the spraying spit did not bother anyone.

As colorful as Wisp was, Merroth looked like a blank canvas. White shirt, black pants -- he was boring beyond tolerable levels. Clearly, he needed help.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:38 pm


Just as comically as the first time, Wisp's jaw hung open: and then she was overset by a terrible, terrible wave of un-Wispy rage. Merroth's ragging against her shoes and her face and her in general came back to her all in one terrible, awful blur, and she clenched her little fists together. This boy was mean! He was not a great person! He was a terrible, horrible person, who had been mean about her shoes, the special shoes that Missy and Mommy had picked out! It was too much to bear.

She looked around for Chris, but - hopelessly - Chris had been pulled away to get towelled dry, as he had been involved in an accident at the water table and there was a lot of Chris to get wet. Wisp pulled herself up and marched over to Merroth in the corner, hands at her hips, half-expecting an immediate apology (nobody could be that mean, right?)

"Don't you blow's raspberries at me, mean boy," she said.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:52 pm


"It's my tongue you idiot," replied Merroth instantly, clearly unfamiliar with the term. In his mind, Wisp was already being marked as stupider and stupider. He decided to do his best to add insult to injury. "You're fat!" Never mind that this was an insult less effective on very, very little girls who were only just beginning to learn the meaning of body image peer pressure. Merroth only knew he had overheard Black use the term as a derision during their trip to the mall.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:55 pm


Wisp was just as confused as any little girl would be upon encountering you're fat for the first time. Fat? Was fat bad? Was she fat at all? Were all little girls fat, maybe? She didn't really understand fat, especially with her little traces of chubby bracelets of baby pudge. "You're dumb!" she said indignantly, and Jace's favourite word: "Jerk!"
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:24 pm


"I am not dumb!" exclaimed Merroth in dead, earnest seriousness. He didn't care that she had called him a jerk; it was totally accurate description. Dumb, however, he would not tolerate. Other peoepl were dumb. Merroth was a genius. "You're a stupid-- fat idiot! I bet you don't even know what isosceles is!"

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:31 pm


Of course she didn't: was isosceles some kind of food, or something? It was a long, complicated word. Maybe it was another language. Wisp's cheeks got very red. "I do too!" she hurled back, not qualifying it with what the word actually meant. "You're dumb! I bet you don't know what..." What was the most complicated word in her repetoire? "... chart-reuse is!" (The tiny blonde knew just about every colour in the Crayola line, a prodigious feat.)
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:41 pm


Actually, he did know that one, by sheer lucky coincidence, because green chartreuse was one of the liqueurs Generys liked to drink. (Actually, she drank a lot of them, and Merroth knew them all.) "It has 55% alcohol, which is 110 proof." He smirked, smugly confident in his ability to be the smartest and most impressive toddler in the whole of the daycare.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:43 pm


"It is NOT," the little girl opposite him said triumphantly. "It is a colour you are stupid!" She didn't understand at all what the 'alcohol' and 'proof' stuff meant, but she knew that he was WRONG! "You think you're so smart but you is not! Nya nya!"

Wisp had never been so cruel in her life. Jace would have been impressed.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:47 pm


Merroth might have been more upset had not he been absolutely certain that he was in fact correct. "Don't be stupid my mum drinks chartreuse all the time! She stole it from the French ships of King Louis! May he rot in France." And, as far as Merroth knew, "King Louis may he rot in France" was the full name and title of Louis XVI, because that was how Nerys always referred to the monarch.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:51 pm


"Noooooo you are so wrong." She was giggling now, with a really genuine side of smugness. Everyone knew chartreuse was a colour. Her mother had sat her down and helped her pronounce all the colour words that she was having trouble with. "You can go ask an ADULT 'n they will say so. You can't dwink it. So there!"
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:57 pm


"But I HAVE drinked it!" retorted Merroth. Nerys was nothing if not an educational parent in her own right. "It's bright green because of all the plants in it! Edward John told me so, and HE'S an adult, and mum's an adult, and they BOTH drink chartreuse! CHARTREUSE IS A DRINK AND NOT A COLOR." This was a very adult tone of voice, the same tone Edward John or sometimes Ejay used when they were really, really not going to put up with Merroth's antics. (Which was usually the best time for antics in Merroth's mind.)

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:04 pm


Wisp sucked in her lungs and shouted as loud as she could: "MIS-TER XIIIIIIIIII!"

As this had been shouted in a tone that probably should have been reserved for emergencies like "I am bleeding out my eyes and ears", "a dinosaur has entered the nursery", "communism has attacked my friends", it didn't take long for the bound-mouthed Chinese man to come lumbering over to both children. He scratched his head, knuckles absently brushing alongside his horns, and tilted his head. "Tummy ache?" he suggested. "About to hurl?"

"No!" the small blonde girl said. "Mister Xi what is chartreuse it is not a drink right it is a colour."

Of all the questions that the nursery caregiver had been asked, it took him a while to actually digest that one. "Uh," he said. "Well, it's both, actually. Well, uh, you two keep on playing nicely and... terrifying me, that's great. Keep it up." (He took this point in time to back away.)

Stunned silence enveloped Wisp. It was a drink, too? She was wrong? But - however fluffy the small girl was - she was not entirely stupid, so she roused up the courage to say, "Ha!"
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:08 pm


Merroth burned at being wrong, seethed at making a fool of himself, and totally decided that this was Wisp's fault, not his own. If she had never started this stupid conversation he would not have been wrong. He lunged, grabbing a piece of her pretty, pretty hair, and yanked on it. "HA!" he said right back, totally triumphant. When in doubt, kick the enemy, thusly proving your side of the argument with physical violence.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:29 pm


At first, the little girl was too shocked to cry out. Nobody had ever hurt her in her life: even Jace never inflicted any physical injuries on her, and Jace had far more opportunity and motive than most. Rather than shrilling in pain, Wisp gave a low cry of anger - how dare he pull her pretty ponytail; Evan had done it for her that morning! - and focused unconsciously on the first thing she saw, the bright blue of her denims. She swiped out and mashed her hand triumphantly down his boring white shirt, leaving a big smear of blue colour behind!
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