I realize that I have not laid down any law whatsoever, and now you maggots will suffer! (Military talk)

1. No godmodding unless you are me (which you are not) or the Hand of God.

2. Everyone is entitled to at least one topic to post on the forum thingie. For you stupid ones, this means clicking the 'NEW TOPIC' button and starting... a new topic.

3. Please be nice to Timmy even if he gets killed every episode. Its not his fault he's so unlucky.

4. No killing unless I permit it.

5. NO ROMANCE! If I even sense a trace of some indian love story floating into this comic, I will shove a romance novel up &$% ^%$& @!@# $%^ and don't you forget it!

6. NO TEXT CHAT! I HATE HATE HATE 'txt tlk' and will personally kick you off! Not unless you are trying to be funny. Don't talk like a california girl all the time or I will *&^% *%& $@%^$#