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DoktorPhil
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:31 pm


The military world is full to burst of stupid (Or cool) ways to say simple things. Such as the alphabet. No, you don't get ABCs anymore! You get your Alpha-Bravo-Charlie's!

The Full Military Phonetic Alphabet!
Alpha
Bravo
Charlie
Delta
Echo
Foxtrot
Golf
Hotel
Indigo
Juliet
KILO!!!!
Lima
Mike
November
Oscar
Papa
Quebec
Romeo
Sierra
Tango
Uniform
Victor
Whiskey
X-ray
Yankee
Zulu

And guess what? Your name changes according to the alphabet! I became Romeo Mike, which is awkward because my twin sister is Juliet Mike! AWkWaRd!

Numbers! They don't go past 9! They're pronounced

Won
Too
Tree
For
Fife
Six
Seven
Ait
Nine
(Pretty much the same, except for 5)

FUBAR!
F(*^*&*)&ed Up Beyond Repair!

Court Martial!
Basically a lawsuit, the lawyers are members of the JAG

JAG
Judge Advocate General Corps, headed by the Judge Advocate General

Thats all for now! I know you have some, CHANG!
PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:41 pm


how do you figure out your name o_?

kaiser321
Crew


DoktorPhil
Captain

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:58 am


You take your first initials and change them to the word/letter in the alphabet! Like my name in phonetics is Romeo Mike, My sisters is Juliet Mike (Awkward moment...)
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:34 am


lucky me. i'm mike november.

kaiser321
Crew


Yanueh
Crew

Shameless Shapeshifter

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:42 pm


The military alphabet isn't stupid at all. Most letters of the alphabet are represented verbally by one-syllable sounds. With each letter only having one syllable to represent it, it makes it all the easier for the sound to be rendered incomprehensible through radio static. Letters such as S/F, T/D, B/P, and C/Z could become indistinguishable over the radio.

On the other hand, longer sounds give the folks sitting at the other end of the radio a better chance to figure out what the other person is trying to spell out. "Tango" and "Delta" aren't going to be confused with each other.

Also, I thought "nine" was usually spoken as "niner."
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:59 pm


That would also make me Juliet Mike... or Bravo Charlie. surprised

StoneRobot


DoktorPhil
Captain

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:09 pm


Syera Miktayee


Also, I thought "nine" was usually spoken as "niner."


Opps, lol, yeah, it is
PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:21 am


lol I'm November Delta!

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cassarenas

PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:33 am


Sierra Alpha...
OH WAIT
PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:46 pm


What the hell? My name is Bravo Lima. GReeeeeeaaaaat That blows. This is F.U.B.A.R.

Ivory_Lake
Crew

Hilarious Lunatic


DoktorPhil
Captain

PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:11 am


Ahehehe... Due to sudden reminder from our Recruitment thread, we now bring you the official definition of "Hot Bunking"... Um, yeah. I think you get the idea really. Oh fine, sex. Why the military had to come up with a word for it, I have no clue.

Here's some more, because the military has to be different:

Bulkhead: Wall
Head: Bathroom/Toilet
Port/Stern: Left/Right (Or was it Right/Left?)
Scuttlebutt: Gossip!
PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:19 am


I'm Kilo Sierra... that's... strangely hilarious... off to destroy the minds of idiot swho can't understand anything military!

Alanna_Malfoy


Ivory_Lake
Crew

Hilarious Lunatic

PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:49 pm


Here's a list of situational Jargon.


• BOHICA - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• FIDO - ******** It-Drive On
• FIFI - ******** It-Fly It
• FUGAZI - ******** Up, Got Zipped In
• FUBAB - ******** Up Beyond All Belief
• FUBAR- ******** Up Beyond All Recognition
• FUBB - ******** Up Beyond Belief
• FUMTU - ******** Up More Than Usual
• JANFU - Joint Army-Navy ******** Up
• SNAFUBAR - Situation Normal: All ******** Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition
• SOL - s**t Out of Luck
• TARFU - Things Are Really ******** Up, or Totally and Royally ******** Up
• TAUFU - Totally And Utterly ******** Up.
• GTFO - Get The ******** Out
• STFU – Shut The ******** Up
• WTF – What The ********
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