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 Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:08 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:14 pm
its late here, so im too lazy to think of some of mine xp but here are some i got from will smith.
You so ugly, yo moma had to tie pork chop around yo neck just so the dog would play with you.
[heres one of mine, changed my mind ] yo momma so old , the rainbows were black and white back in her days.
another of mine: You so stupid u saved some1 4rm drowning and hung them up to dry xD
Lazy to think of more, ill come back and post more later
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:09 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:19 pm
the drowning one was very funny rofl
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:32 pm
i got some 1:Yo Momma So Stupid,When she saw her reflection in the water she said "I'll save you"she drowned
2:This is something i learned in school we had a debate about Sparta and Athens(greek citys)i was sparta, They said"Athens had great plays and art from them thats how we remembered them" well then i said"well WE had a movie made of us called 300"
Blonde Joke surprised nce i saw a blond that tried to put M'N'Ms in alphebetacle order.
4:Bad Timing surprised k there was a cop in the lounge talking to her sister, then her sister was talkin about her husband and the cop said"I dont wana hear about ur ___ life im a the police station" and she said"ooh so you dont wanna hear about my illegal ___ life
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:43 pm
yopiiz the drowning one was very funny rofl xDD lol thanks yopiiz. by the way if you get a chance if you can please check my forum in 'art and poetry'? i made a new post ^^ and by the way jjohn lol i liked your drowning one... xDDD
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:45 pm
My friend was argueing with someone from minnesota and he was acting like a real jerk so my friend said "well atleast our bridges are sturdy blaugh
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:42 am
1. A male teacher in a girls school asked: "Which part of the body expands to ten times its usual size when stimulated?"
One girl, Mary, blushed furiously and said: "Sir, how dare you ask such a question. I will complain to the principal."
He called for another volunteer. Lily spoke up: "Sir, the answer is the iris."
"Very good, Lily." the teacher said, adding: "Mary, I have three things to say. You have not done your homework, you have a dirty mind and one day you are going to be bitterly disappointed.
2. A woman gets on a bus with her baby and the driver says:"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
The woman sits down and moans to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
He replies: "Go back and tell him off - I'll hold your monkey"
3. You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on my windscreen, it said: "Parking Fine"
4. Q - What's E.T short for?
A - He has really little legs
Baha
So.... Any other jokes from anyone?
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:04 am
Vanwa-Draug-3 1. A male teacher in a girls school asked: "Which part of the body expands to ten times its usual size when stimulated?" One girl, Mary, blushed furiously and said: "Sir, how dare you ask such a question. I will complain to the principal." He called for another volunteer. Lily spoke up: "Sir, the answer is the iris." "Very good, Lily." the teacher said, adding: "Mary, I have three things to say. You have not done your homework, you have a dirty mind and one day you are goin to be bitterly disappointed. 2. A woman gets on a bus with her baby and the driver says:"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman sits down and moans to the man net to her: "The driver just insulted me!" He replies: "Go back and tell him off - I'll hold your monkey" 3. You know, somebody actually complimented me on my diving today. They left a little note on my windscreen, it said: "Parking Fine" 4. Q - What's E.T short for? A - He has really little legs Baha So.... Any other jokes from anyone? lol the one on the bus and the parkint one was really funny xD
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:09 pm
Vanwa-Draug-3 1. A male teacher in a girls school asked: "Which part of the body expands to ten times its usual size when stimulated?" One girl, Mary, blushed furiously and said: "Sir, how dare you ask such a question. I will complain to the principal." He called for another volunteer. Lily spoke up: "Sir, the answer is the iris." "Very good, Lily." the teacher said, adding: "Mary, I have three things to say. You have not done your homework, you have a dirty mind and one day you are goin to be bitterly disappointed. 2. A woman gets on a bus with her baby and the driver says:"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman sits down and moans to the man net to her: "The driver just insulted me!" He replies: "Go back and tell him off - I'll hold your monkey" 3. You know, somebody actually complimented me on my diving today. They left a little note on my windscreen, it said: "Parking Fine" 4. Q - What's E.T short for? A - He has really little legs Baha So.... Any other jokes from anyone? wow i really like ur jokes lol they are so funny especially the one of the monkey hahaha rofl
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:36 pm
*knock knock*
"Learn how to use a F#@KEN doorbell stupid"
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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