Inspired by that one other thread down there. Hi thread!
What sort of invented slang do my fellow penguins use in real life? Because every group has something that makes no sense to anyone else. IT ARE A FACT.
A few of the things that come to mind....
--"Hi, I'm [name]. I did coke for two years and I kill people for fun." Inspired by some girls ex who did, in fact, say that. He was a silly man. Can be sued when someone is telling a tall tale to extreme proportions to mock them.
-"Ronnie, sit down and eat your pizza!" Once, Ronnie bet us he couldn't eat half a pizza. He stalled for time, talked really loudly, and dripped pizza all down his front, but he made it. This makes people sit down and shut up.
-"She's got the Calypso in her." Calypso = crabs. Do not want, etc.
-"Did you fall from heaven? Because I have an erection." The best drunken pick up line in the world.
What sort of invented slang do my fellow penguins use in real life? Because every group has something that makes no sense to anyone else. IT ARE A FACT.
A few of the things that come to mind....
--"Hi, I'm [name]. I did coke for two years and I kill people for fun." Inspired by some girls ex who did, in fact, say that. He was a silly man. Can be sued when someone is telling a tall tale to extreme proportions to mock them.
-"Ronnie, sit down and eat your pizza!" Once, Ronnie bet us he couldn't eat half a pizza. He stalled for time, talked really loudly, and dripped pizza all down his front, but he made it. This makes people sit down and shut up.
-"She's got the Calypso in her." Calypso = crabs. Do not want, etc.
-"Did you fall from heaven? Because I have an erection." The best drunken pick up line in the world.
Mike is a timid insecure girl.
