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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,
...Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore',
...While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
...And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
..."'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!" -
Quoth the server, "404".
There are two versions of this poem. The other one, which had more hits, used a grand total of two different words. "Chicks" was replaced with "XXX" and "cheap" was replaced with "free", so read the poem however you want. I have no idea who wrote this, but it gave me a chuckle.
...Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore',
...While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
...And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
..."'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!" -
Quoth the server, "404".
There are two versions of this poem. The other one, which had more hits, used a grand total of two different words. "Chicks" was replaced with "XXX" and "cheap" was replaced with "free", so read the poem however you want. I have no idea who wrote this, but it gave me a chuckle.
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