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 Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:42 pm
Welcome to Esoteric's blog. Every now and then (Trying for weekly) I will be posting blogs within character. Eso will Rant on current storyline happenings throughout EEW to shine some light on others. He will be ranting about life in general.
You may feel free to poast here and leave questions for Esoteric to Answer in his next blog. However the questions must be asked in character, as if it was written to Eso. You may also post a fan question here and the question may be answered on God's Angry Men. Just be sure to include a name and home town. Fan questions for G.A.M must be directed to Esoteric or Tavarius. Fan questions for Eso's blogs must be directed at Eso.
Lets get started shall we?
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:09 pm
Wednesday Dec 26th, 10:40 PM
As I sit out on my back porch smoking a newport, My mind keeps drifting to the performance I put on with Tavarius last week. I don't mean to hype myself but god damn we rocked that joint. Speaking of Tavarius anyone else like how him and I started a heated rap battle only to become homies and kill a faction with one promo? Today's cats need to learn a lil sothin' somthin' about unity, trust and cooperation. I would of teamed with Tavarius on the side if he still wanted to be a Rent-A-Gay. Why anyone would want to be a gay for rent I still don't know. Sucks on Cardok's part. Play with fire and you'll get burned.
Speaking of burning and fire. No one knows this, but your's truely is a big fan of Bloody Reich. I like how Foley never seems to win with them. Even when he just stacks the cards in his favor. The management seems to have thier hands full with the Reich. I just hope its not too full to remember to give Tav and me a shot at them tag titles.
C4 holds the tag titles. C4 may also be the most dominant faction in EEW History! Although if our paths crossed The Druid would show them something really explosive. Mark my words. One of theese days Tavarius and I will take thier gold. With Somoa Dan joining the inquisition we're unstoppable.
Somoa Dan is probably the most underrated, and mis-used man on the roster. If only management would open thier eyes to his potential. I don't think it will be long until we see Dan with some gold over his shoulder either.
Cartwright still sucks, always has and always will.
I was just thinking. Tavarius and I have a couple heist plans for a few banks that we cased. Now, since we keep details of the plans and blueprints in a trapper keeper... does that make it organised crime?
I have to clear up last weeks incedent on God's Angry Men. People want to know why I flip out when Shadow is mentioned. I'll air it all right now. Plain and simple. Shadow and I ******** hate eachother. In other feds we have been in we always fought. I don't like him on a professional or personal basis. I will admit he is one tough son-of-a-b***h though. Shadow and I have taken eachother to war time and time again. We have had more brutal battles in the course of a month than most people will in thier entire career. Don't get me wrong though. Just because we avoided eachother does not mean we're cool. Eventually Mine and Shadow's paths will cross and there will be war. Since we're on the topic of Shadow. Who the ******** is that weird guy with red dreads that saved him in his match? What the ******** was with that Master s**t? I seen Animok's promos lately. I never thought he was Shadow's b***h. He looks a bit crazy though. He seemed to of had the same sadistic tendancies Shadow has so they must be a match made in hell. It'll be interesting to see how he develops.
Chris Danzig is a groovy guy. He has good intentions, but bad ideas. Savior of nothing. He should join the Inquisition. We could use his faith, and just point him in the right direction, then watch him walk down the road to sucess.
Saint Joey is a very conflicted individual. He has to choose from the faction that bred him and his best friend. I'd say follow the light. However, its his decision.
The Druid will be seen more and more as people try and attack me.
My faith is exactly that. My faith. Its not even what you think it is. I aint no Jesus freak, neither is Tav. If we were we wouldn't be hitting strip clubs nightly. If you want to know our message just come talk to one of us.
Flashback! So I was cruisin around in my 71 Oldmobile Cutlass. That thing purrs and is a p***y magnet. I was cruisin around in LA, when theese niggas were muggin me from the corner. I pulled up, hopped out my ride and jaw jacked the biggest dude there. The rest tried to jump me, but my homie 7L got out the whip and just started blowin out niggas grills left and right. It was a crazy day. So much for the album release party we were throwin for AotP.
Anyone else miss Pandero?
I hate other people who want to try and style on me, they think just because I'm a gangster that I lack intelligence. Keep this in mind niggas! I may be a G, but I'm also The Druid and an oracle. Just like Styles P I'm a gangster and a gentleman. I can either run up on you, or I can talk to you like a man. However don't diss and hope you won't get caught. Say my name if you got beef with me. Your man, your boston Emcee told me the deal. If you got beef say my name dog. The Esoterrorist will not back down from anyone. Especially a chump like you.
Anyway this will sum up my first blog. I wonder... On my debut promo to EEW I hinted at something. Can anyone tell me what I said as the hint and what it meant? There will be a prize.
~Esoteric
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:32 pm
Friday January, 11 6:13 pm.
Comming off a big pay per view is astonishing. Have you guys ordered December to Dismember? Replays are still being played all week. I suggest you order it. Tavarius and I lit the place up! If you don't know by now 'The Cleric' Somoa Dan and 'The Prophet' Tavarius and Myself now make up the Inquisition. I expect we'll get the 'Saint' Joey's answer. Especially after his controversial enforcement tactics at DTD. Either way. In just no time at all Tavarius and I will be wearing the tag team title belts. Dan has his sights set a bit higher I think. Hes a confused individual. I belive he has good intentions. Maybe some bad Ideas though. Thats the story of the world.
I still don't especially like that Animok has teamed with Shadow. Considering Animok is my comrade in arms in another company. It kinda puts me on edge.
The challenge from the last post is still open.
I was in prayer the other day. I had an epihiny. I think we should eliminate all laws, borders, and form of currency. I think the world should just live with peace, love and equality. That would be nice. Music would sound throughout the world always. Dan's got some good s**t though. Him and I took a trip to Somoa on New Years. Keep in mind We left on the second. Today is nine days later and I only have two days woth of memories. Aint that some s**t? Tavarius still hasn't come back. Thus why god's angry men was cancelled. Power went out and the ideas sparked. I mean that literally and metaphoricly. I got some herbage to smoke, bitches to ********, jaws to jack, and bars to spit. So The druid os out.
~ Esoteradactyl
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:02 pm
Fan Questions For Esoteric!
"How long have you and Tavarius known each other? Same for Shadow and Animok."
-George Sampson
"You certainly did upset The Renegades in your debut promo, but you say that it wasn't your plan to split them up! Why do a promo where you call them Rent-A-Gays etc?"
-Homer The Lardy
"What was it about Joey's match enforcement you found controversial?"
-Fred Durst
"You called C4 the most dominant faction in EEW History! It sounds like you have alot of respect for them. By the way, Cartwright Rules!"
-Mrs. Talent
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:45 pm
Tuesday January 29, 4:30 pm.
As I sit in my hotel room. A half empty bottle of Broker's whiskey in front of me. I realise that its only half past four, and I'm already half drunk. Life throws curveballs from time to time. However its nothing Whiskey can't fix. I realise that all a man has in life is his word. No ones going to remember you at your job. fifty years from now all we will be is insignificant specs on the radar of life. However your word will always remain.
To answer a few questions. Tavarius and I actually met the night I debuted. I cut my promo, he came out, rapped an introduction. We just hit it off. We both had lyricle skills and a divine message. Just like the Jurassic 5 album. Power in numbers. To answer your other question Mr. Sampson. Who the ******** do you think you are? I ******** hate Shadow. How the hell would I know how long he knew Animok for? Last I knew Shadow was teaming with Nick Way to create the 'Forsaken' Then BJ hit her head and left that weird butterfly boy and joined Shadow's band of Misfit toys. ******** Shadow. Odds favor him and Animok met in prison. Possibly the showers. Animok might be my partner in another company. Hes a tough guy. Which leads me to belive that Shadow was the catcher.
My intentions may not of been to break up the Rent-A-Gays. However Cardok disrespected me and so I had to strike back, and spit a gospel of force. In the end He was burnt with my Philosophicle torch. As for Joey. I just thought it was controversial. Clothslining me, to preserve the fairness of the match, but then attacking Cardok? Puh-Lease. What a weird kid. The Rent-A-Gays are old news and gone now. My sights are set on a much higher level of competition. However I thinbk if Cardok would be willing to give himself over to the Faith, Tavarius and I could take him in and turn him around. Making his name respected and feared throughout EEW.
NO! C4 is not the Higher competition. I predict that The Inquisition and Bloody Reich will make short work of them. I mean here you got three men who follow the path of divinity and have much higher powers backing them up. Then you got two guys who can attack with the wrath of a fiery Hell. Did you see the match with The Reich VS Foley and Animok? Animok held his own for a bit. I think had he a better partner he might of stood a chance. Foley is a b***h though and kinda just let Animok do the heavy lifting and take an asswooping for his troubles. Bloody Reich is deffinately a force worth siding with. I'd like to defend the tag titles against them after we decimate C4.
I never said they were the most dominant faction in EEW. I said the could possibly be. Anyone with half a brain knows that the top faction in EEW is the Inquisition and Bloody Reich. Like I said when I cut a promo on C4. Together we wreck mics and spit flames.
Mrs. Talent seems to be a big Cartwright fan. I hate to break it to her but, its just like I said in my last blog.
Cartwright sucks. Hes a no talent son of a british whore, two bit jack a**. I would just love to sacrifice him... twice. One just would not be enough. I can tell you how the C4 thing will play out. No doubt that as long as the Inquisition stays united with the Reich, C4 will be lead like sheep to thier slaughter. I don't need a soothsayer to tell me that. Its just common sense.
I now realise its 4:38 pm and the bottle is completely gone. As well as my state of mind. Not only that, but by my watch its time for me to find Animok and go blow some s**t up in a different corperation. Peace love a chicken grease.
Keep Ya Faith
~Esoteric
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:12 pm
"Do The Inquisistion and Bloody Reich plan to team-up as a stable to take on C4 full-time? If so, what would you call yourselves? The Bloody Inquisistion?"
-Da Gangsta
"We haven't seen Samoa Dan for a while except for his quick apperance in the C4 promo on Burn. Is he OK? Why did you allow him to join The Inquisistion too?"
-Stoned Cold
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:59 am
Dear Esoteric,
I agree with you when you say that Cartwright sucks a**. It's very true. xd Anyway, I would like you to know that I'm a huge fan of the Inquisition and that I'm gonna show love to you from Bloody Reich.
-The Next Snypa
^Very origional!
-Cartwright
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:04 am
Tuesday Febuary 5, 10:46 am
I'm back in Boston for a few days to kick it with family. It's always nice to have time off the road. What people don't get is that us superstars love what we do. We love entertaining fans, we love sacrificing our bodies for the sake of entertaining fans. However it all comes with a cost. Our family and friends lose out on us while the rest of the world knows the character we put on for them. Never take your family for granted. In the end they're all you got.
I don't think The Inquisition and the Reich will need to team full-time just to take on C4. We'll be making short work of C4. As for what we would all ourselves, I don't know. I like "The Divine Reich." Who knows?
Somoa Dan was actually home for a few weeks. He went back to Somoa to spread the faith. We let him join because he has a message of tolerance, which I believe to be wonderfull. He has such a high tolerance.
Props to "The next Snypa" although I must disagree with the title. Snypa is a man of his own, and quite possibly one of the greatest entertainers to set foot in EEW (aside from Tavarius and myself) He deffinately stands out more than Atrocity. So when Snypa moves on he will be called "The late great one" and anyone who tries to mimic him will end up being "the late fake one".
I ******** miss Pandero. What a quack he was. Joke Ya Mind *****!
EEW Management takes its superstars for granted. No doubt. Foley needs to get off his own d**k. Heyman can go count his d**k.
You know what I think would be a great match? All of the C-Men VS Bloody Reich and the Inquisition in a Hell In A Cell Match. Or even an Inferno elimination match.
Anyway. It's family time... So until next time.
Keep Ya Faith
~ Esoteric
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:59 pm
Dear Esoteric,
What is your favorite Bloody Reich finisher? Why do you think Snypa stands out more than Atrocity? And which one do you think would make a good running mate for me if I were to be chosen to run for President?
-Barrack Obama,
Illinois Senator(D)
P.S. Vote for me!
Dear Esoteric,
I back C4 all the way. You have no chance of winning. However, I do like the way you bashed the Renegades for being Rent-A-Gays. If I am elected President, then you can be sure that I will have anything that has to do with Gay America banned, such as same-sex marriage. Enough with politics. I have something else to say: How dare you claim to be men of God when you are running with Bloody Reich. Bloody Reich are Satan and spawn incarnate. Those two have no honor and they probably do not believe in God. You are hypocrites and you will rot in hell!
P.S.: Diego Alva is my favorite wrestler. And vote for me!
-Mike Huckabee,
Former Arkansas Governor(Republican)
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:11 am
I proclaim that The Inquisistion and Bloody Reich are corrupting our youth with their pyromania and rap. Extreme Entertainment Wrestling is worse than video games for it's blood-shed and violence! What do you have to say about that Mr. Ganstar?
-Jack Thomson
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:16 pm
Monday Febuary 18th, 7:43 pm.
Happy Presidents day everybody! In spirit of the holiday I would like to officially endorse Obama for President of the US of A. Choke on that niggas. To answer the Senator's questions, Take Dan as your running partner and legalise weed. If you take either member of the reich odds favor you'll have mopre war than you could handle. I don't have a favorite Reich finisher. Whatever that s**t was that Snypa did to Animok was pretty cool. Snypa stands out more than Atrocity probably due to his better mic skills and the fact that hes in the spotlight more. I mean did you see Atrocity spittin a rap about The Marines and C5? No. Snypa was with Tavarius and I though, and we rocked that joint! Oh my god. C5 thought they outsmarted us getting the Marines to help them with the numbers. Like Tavarius said though... It just means we're haulin a** over time. Did you see what I did to Kodiak and Creeker? I took them niggas out. Thats what happens. If you ******** with the Reich then you're ******** with the Inquisition, and thats vise versa. If you ******** with both of us, then you're just ******** aren't ******** Mike Huckabee. Lets get one thing clear. I never once said I follow god. Not once did I ever say "praise god" The Druid just preaches faith. To have faith. Mike Huckabee with your words you are now up there with Hitler and the KKK. Do you like apples? How about them apples? ******** p***k. So how is it going knowing your a** will never set foot in the white house, and the next person that will is going to wither be a woman who supports gays or a minority? Choke on a d**k.
Corrupting youth with pyromania and rap? What was the most essential tool for the caveman's survival? Fire. What is RAP? Rhythm And Poetry. It's not like we're tellin theese high school kids to go spit a flow to thier teacher and set them on fire. I save that message for the college kids. They're more mature.
Pandero is back. I was just saying how I missed him. You guys should turn off EEW some time and tune into NGWE. Pandero bit off Saint Joey's ear. Attacked Snypa backstage. Funny s**t. I missed him, his return is a welcome one.
Did you see how Tavarius and I rocked the joint with the rap promo? Snypa spit a flow too. It was welcome, but its apparent hes more of a rap fan. If ya catch my drift. I think Dan should cypher with us sometime. I bet hed have some funny punchlines.
I wonder if Tav and I will do another installment of God's Angry Men... We've both been busy with our own thing. We should. I'd like to have Snypa and Cartwright as my next guest. Foley was a b***h.
I wonder whatever happened to back in the day when music was just that. Music. Punk is dead, The founders of Metal are mostly sell-outs. The culture of Hip-Hop has been forgotten and comercialised. and modern metal takes no talent. I miss the days of Brenton Wood and Bobby Vee.
Well, I got some s**t to blow up, all in the name of whatever I'm getting paid to say and do. Peace out.
Keep Ya Faith,
~Esoteric
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:44 am
Dear Esoteric,
When will the next God's Angry Men be? We're huge fans of the show.
-Bloody Reich
Dear Esoteric,
Burn in Hell.
-Diego Alva.
Dear Esoteric,
Why does Cartwright suck so much a**?
Signed,
Mrs. Druid
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:16 am
Monday April 7th, 9:00 am
I enjoyed some time away from the interweb for a while. I was just celebrating mine and Tavarius' conquoring of the tag team titles. In what was a spectacular match. I thank Bloody Reich and Somoa Dan for having our backs. However as it appears Bloody Reich will now be an enemy of sorts when I face them in a match prophecised by the Druid. I guess alls well that ends okay. The Reich might be my down bros for sho, but if they stand between me and mine, there gonna get them some. Yadadamean? Anyway... Time for email responses.
Dear Bloody Reich,
G.A.M Will be featured when Tavarius and I get some fan mail. We could possibly have y'all a guest nextt show.
______________________________________________
Dear Diego Alva:
I'm on a radical level
Beyond your God or your Devil
I attack with fury and fire
I destroy your passion and desire
No matter the cost of my actions
I can demolish any man or faction
I'm a Cheimcist who can manifest plans to disect your whole premisis
From the book of Genisis rising from the ashes I'm the Esoterrorist
So lets ask ourselves which one of us is greater?
Fans hate you, I'm a hip-hop star now, and wrestling legend later!
______________________________________________
Dear creepy stalker lady:
I am unwed. Please stop trying to take my name. Its really a buzz kill. And also ma'am, please stop rummaging through my trash and camping in front of my house. I find it a bit creepy, and if it continues I will be forced to release my dogs.
Ps. Cartwright sucks a** because Casey Bennet makes him.
______________________________________________
Well that wraps up the fan mail. I also need to remind everyone to cop the DVD produced by my homie 7L. Its called Rent-A-Gays. Its a true story of the Rent-A-Gays rise and fall in EEW. Directed by Snypa, Edited by Atrocity. Starring Tavarius as Saint Joey, me as John Cardok, and Somoa Dan as Tavarius. Its available on EEW.com and at your local DVD and movie stores.
Until next time...
Keep Ya Faith,
~Esoteric
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:33 am
Dear Esoteric,
How do you evaluate this upcoming match you have involving C5, The Marines, and Bloody Reich for your tag team titles?
Iron Ballz
Dear Esoteric,
I heard about this new sex tape that Bloody Reich found on the C-Men. What do you think? Will it give either of you a psychological advantage going into One Night Stand? I'd sure like to see the C-Men get sterlized.
Liu Kang's The s**t
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:39 pm
[GENERAL ERROR: Learn From The Druid has come to a close. For more stories, rants, and fan questions for Esoteric please refer to the following.]
EEW.Com/EssaysOnEsoterrorism
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