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 Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:59 pm
1. Thou shalt wear thy beret to the right, nay to the left!
2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's mouthpeice extenders.
3. Thou shalt not throw garbage in thy neighbor's susaphone bell.
4. When faith in thy music falters, improvise....LOUD.
5. Thou shalt not play when thy spit valve needeth be emptied.
6. Thou shalt learn how to count.
7. Thou shalt keep thy tuba up while thou art playing, or thou shalt face certain death.
8. Thou shalt annoy the floutists whenever thou shalt find it convenient.
9. Thou shalt always scream excessively loud when cheering.
10. Thou shalt always blame the percussion because thou art never wrong.
(P.S.- Add to it so we can have more tuba commandments!!!!)
(and no it doesn't have to be mid-evil type language..lol)
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:02 pm
HAHA! mrgreen Brilliant! ^^ Absolutely brilliant! biggrin The only quam I have is that flOutists is spelled wrong. :3
but this just made my day! ^^ YEAH TUBAS! heart
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:33 pm
So, so, so true! Remember, never walk through the brass section without shoes, or you shall be surprised with certain doom!
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:52 pm
ALL HAIL THE TUBA COMMANDMENTS!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:53 pm
All hail thy Tuba Commandments!!! xd
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:58 pm
TearDropSoup 1. Thou shalt wear thy beret to the right, nay to the left! 2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's mouthpeice extenders. 3. Thou shalt not throw garbage in thy neighbor's susaphone bell. 4. When faith in thy music falters, improvise....LOUD. 5. Thou shalt not play when thy spit valve needeth be emptied. 6. Thou shalt learn how to count. 7. Thou shalt keep thy tuba up while thou art playing, or thou shalt face certain death. 8. Thou shalt annoy the floutists whenever thou shalt find it convenient.9. Thou shalt always scream excessively loud when cheering. 10. Thou shalt always blame the percussion because thou art never wrong. Hey!
... I resent that.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:18 am
and I think that was purposely put there to annoy the floutists more. xD.
but...meh. I thought I was the one that found these. I printed out a copy for my school's tuba room months ago. I love that we get our own room. =D
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:16 pm
Fistful of Vicodin TearDropSoup 1. Thou shalt wear thy beret to the right, nay to the left! 2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's mouthpeice extenders. 3. Thou shalt not throw garbage in thy neighbor's susaphone bell. 4. When faith in thy music falters, improvise....LOUD. 5. Thou shalt not play when thy spit valve needeth be emptied. 6. Thou shalt learn how to count. 7. Thou shalt keep thy tuba up while thou art playing, or thou shalt face certain death. 8. Thou shalt annoy the floutists whenever thou shalt find it convenient.9. Thou shalt always scream excessively loud when cheering. 10. Thou shalt always blame the percussion because thou art never wrong. Hey!
... I resent that. lol sorry!
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