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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:19 pm
I just got on my computer. I went on Gaia first (like always). I read through my posts in the guild, made threads in the Chatterbox and GD, and then left for youtube. As I was watching some of my videos, I heard breathing coming from the computer desk somewhere. I looked in EVRY POSSIBLE SPOT. It was coming from right where my feet were. I was kind of creepy. Then, it just got annoying, so I looked where to noise came from, and I saw my cat Girly. I know, that's a weird name for a cat, but still. The cat wasn't there before, The spot where she was... There was no way she could have gotten there without me seeing. Then, I petted her lightly, then she jumped down from the inside of the desk. She jumped on top of a mini table, and just sat there. Then, when I turned back towards the table, she was gone. I saw the black blur of her fur in the corner of my eye, but when I looked to see her, she disappeared. It was strange because the door was closed, yet I heard the cat fighting on the other side of the door (I have more than 1 cat). The whole thing was creepy. Oh well. Does anybody know what might have happened? This story is fake and for humorous intentions only.
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:37 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:59 pm
I second that, but it was a good read. Kept me in stitches.
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:06 pm
Aqua998 You're blind? No sad
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:07 pm
Cats do things like that. You obviously were just too slow to see it every time the cat moved.
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:08 pm
vanillaXtiffy Cats do things like that. You obviously were just too slow to see it every time the cat moved. No. It was a teleporting cat. Isn't it obvious? rolleyes
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:39 pm
Then you know s**t about cats.
Mine can open most of the doors in the house, and shut them again. I have a lock on my door so they can't get in. Except right now one of them is in there because she's pregnant and I don't want the others to bother her.
Also: You copied my poll answer. >=O
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:40 pm
Quote: EVRY POSSIBLE SPOT... The cat wasn't there before... There was no way she could have... It was strange because... phrases like these are the mark of an awful fiction writer. If you're going to post fake stories, learn to make them better.
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Baron von Turkeypants Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:08 pm
Nono, obviously a story that makes no sense whatsoever is true. Silly Baron.
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:15 am
My cats all knew how to ring the doorbell when they wanted to come inside.
Oh, I thought we were talking about cool cat tricks. My bad.
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:09 am
vanillaXtiffy Nono, obviously a story that makes no sense whatsoever is true. Silly Baron. Did you read the small print at the end of the selection?
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:28 am
EOTW vanillaXtiffy Nono, obviously a story that makes no sense whatsoever is true. Silly Baron. Did you read the small print at the end of the selection?
There was no small print when this thread was first made >:U
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:08 am
Aqua998 EOTW vanillaXtiffy Nono, obviously a story that makes no sense whatsoever is true. Silly Baron. Did you read the small print at the end of the selection?
There was no small print when this thread was first made >:U What are you talking about? sad wink
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:16 am
EOTW Aqua998 EOTW vanillaXtiffy Nono, obviously a story that makes no sense whatsoever is true. Silly Baron. Did you read the small print at the end of the selection?
There was no small print when this thread was first made >:U What are you talking about? sad wink ... I see what you did there =-=
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:19 am
Aqua998 EOTW Aqua998 EOTW vanillaXtiffy Nono, obviously a story that makes no sense whatsoever is true. Silly Baron. Did you read the small print at the end of the selection?
There was no small print when this thread was first made >:U What are you talking about? sad wink ... I see what you did there =-=... did you read it?
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