I hate snow. I hate snow. I hate snow. I hate snow.Drive out to work, roads are fine. The problem with work is that it's 25 miles out in bum ******** egypt, the ******** sticks, the middle of nowhere, The boondocks, The bush, the heebeejeebees, ******** you want to call waaaaay the ******** out there. So I get my prep work done, and we all decide to go have some dinner before the people start arriving. We watch the news.
"Tonight we have a winter storm warning, thunder storm warning, high wind advisory, and tornado warning."
I'm like, "WTF GOD. Y U DO DIS 2 ME?!?!?!?!//"
I finish work. Go to POS loner car, and the lights won't turn on. Great. So I start out anyway, not seeing where the ******** I am going, I damn near go off 2 cliffs on my way to the Highway. The thing where I live, it's like "Y HALO THAR MR. CLIFF, WILL U KILL ME 2DAY??"
I make it to the ******** highway, not even plowed, i'mlike, ********. So I go anyway. I can;t tell where the lanes are, and the roads are ******** icy. I can't tell where the ******** road even goes. Half the time I hit an ice patch and slide in the lane GOING THE OTHER ******** WAY! The other half, Hello mr. guard rail, how are you?
And POS loner car is all shaking with fear, but not, because it's a POS. I'm going 25 car, Y R U SHAKIN??
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