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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:02 pm
_______Description This one is a little less complex. Everyone has heard of the Christmas Carol, The 12 Days of Christmas, correct? Good. Glad to hear it!
Well, it has now become your job to rewrite the carol with your own personal spin to it! Pick a subject and rewrite the song to make it either funny, depressing, moving or just plain out there~
When you are finished with your new and improved version of this song, just post it here in the thread! Submission deadline is December 27th. Winner will be announced on the 28th.
Nicole Lefroy are winnar.
The winner of this contest will recieve 50K in pure gold.
If you are unfamiliar with the song, the link provided will give you all the lyrics in which you need to make your own.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:17 pm
Here is Kitten's submission! THE TWELVE DAYS OF KISSMAS!
Pucker up baby, this one's for you ;D
PS: It reads best if you simply read it from the very last line where it's all put together.
On the first day of Kissmas my true love gave to me, a sweet kiss under mistletoe, On the second day of Kissmas my true love gave to me, two wet smacks, On the third day of Kissmas my true love gave to me, three raspberries, On the fourth day of Kissmas my true love gave to me, four French kisses, On the fifth day of Kissmas my true love gave to me, five painful hickies, On the sixth day of Kissmas my true love gave to me, six surprise attacks, On the seventh day of Kissmas my true love gave to me, seven quickie smooches, On the eighth day of Kissmas my true love gave to me, eight Hershey’s kisses, On the ninth day of Kissmas my true love gave to me, nine nibbled earlobes, On the tenth day of Kissmas my true love gave to me, ten fingers touching, On the eleventh day of Kissmas my true love gave to me, eleven butterfly lashes, On the twelfth day of Kissmas my true love gave to me, twelve eskimo brushes, eleven butterfly lashes, ten fingers touching, nine nibbled earlobes, eight Hershey’s kisses, seven quickie smooches, six surprise attacks, fiiiiiiiive painful hickies, four French kisses, three raspberries, two wet smacks, and a sweet kiss under mistletooooooe.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:24 pm
Here, from Nyoko! The Twelve Days of Bishi-mas!
On the first day of Bishi-mas my true love gave to me: A Fire Nation boy with a scar! On the second day of Bishi-mas my true love gave to me: Two avengers brooding, and a Fire Nation boy with a scar! On the third day of Bishi-mas my true love gave to me: Three short alchemists, two avengers brooding, and a Fire Nation boy with a scar! On the fourth day of Bishi-mas my true love gave to me: Four cat-eared boys, three short alchemists, two avengers brooding, and a Fire Nation boy with a scar! On the fifth day of Bishi-mas my true love gave to me: Five Shaman Ki~ngs! Four cat-eared boys, three short alchemists, two avengers brooding, and a Fire Nation boy with a scar! On the sixth day of Bishi-mas my true love gave to me: Six girly demons, five Shaman Ki~ngs! Four cat-eared boys, three short alchemists, two avengers brooding, and a Fire Nation boy with a scar! On the seventh day of Bishi-mas my true love gave to me: Seven smokin' cooks, six girly demons, five Shaman Ki~ngs! Four cat-eared boys, three short alchemists, two avengers brooding, and a Fire Nation boy with a scar! On the eighth day of Bishi-mas my true love gave to me: Eight teenage death gods, seven smokin' cooks, six girly demons, five Shaman Ki~ngs! Four cat-eared boys, three short alchemists, two avengers brooding, and a Fire Nation boy with a scar! On the ninth day of Bishi-mas my true love gave to me: Nine raving madmen, eight teenage death gods, seven smokin' cooks, six girly demons, five Shaman Ki~ngs! Four cat-eared boys, three short alchemists, two avengers brooding, and a Fire Nation boy with a scar! On the tenth day of Bishi-mas my true love gave to me: Ten crazy cow boys, nine raving madmen, eight teenage death gods, seven smokin' cooks, six girly demons, five Shaman Ki~ngs! Four cat-eared boys, three short alchemists, two avengers brooding, and a Fire Nation boy with a scar! On the eleventh day of Bishi-mas my true love gave to me: Eleven golden pairs, ten crazy cow boys, nine raving madmen, eight teenage death gods, seven smokin' cooks, Six girly demons, five Shaman Ki~ngs! Four cat-eared boys, three short alchemists, two avengers brooding, and a Fire Nation boy with a scar! On the twelfth day of Bishi-mas my true love gave to me: Twelve hyper singers, eleven golden pairs, ten crazy cow boys, nine raving madmen, eight teenage death gods, seven smokin' cooks, Six girly demons, five Shaman Ki~ngs! Four cat-eared boys, three short alchemists, two avengers brooding, and a Fire Nation boy with a scar!
And! For those of you who didn't follow the bishies! Here's a list of them! Day 1 - Prince Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender Day 2 - Uchiha Sasuke from Naruto Day 3 - Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist Day 4 - Ritsuka from Loveless Day 5 - Yoh Asakura from Shaman King Day 6 - Sesshoumaru from InuYasha Day 7 - Sanji from One Piece Day 8 - Kurosaki Ichigo from Bleach Day 9 - Light Yagami from Death Note Day 10 - Hatsuharu Sohma from Fruits Basket Day 11 - Oishi and Kikumaru from Prince of Tennis Day 12 - Shindo Shuichi from Gravitation
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:22 pm
Sena Tsubokura & the Ishihara Yakuza Choir proudly presents: The 12 Days of Scentmas for your holiday pleasure and indiscretions. In the key of C~"We're pressed for time, so we'll just skip the end. If you don't like it, too bad. I'm not going to stand around with this ridiculous hat on all night, okay. I've got places to be," Sena said lazily batting the pompom-ed Santa hat from her eyes. Snapping her fingers, the henchmen tuned up and barreled through the finale of the song with all the drunken passion they could muster. Clearly, they'd hit the eggnog prior to their caroling adventure for the evening: "On the TWELFTH day of SCENTMAS, my true love sniffed with me~ TWELVE Candy Canes (Menty Goodness All Around!) ELEVEN Chocolate Truffles (Sinfully Good!) TEN Gingerbread Cookies (Catch Us if You Can!) NINE Roasted Chestnuts (Apres Open Fire!) EIGHT Boughs of Holly (Ow! My nose!) SEVEN Mistletoes (Since when do missiles have toes?!) SIX Spicy Apples (Even Doc Can't Keep Away!) FIVE Scentmas Stock~ings (Woo hoo! Potpourri!) FOUR Gallons of Eggnog (Why's my glass, Empty?!) THREE Potatoes with Gravy (Mmm! Beefy!) TWO Roasted Chickens (The Sky if Falling! That's Snow, you fool!) And A Ham glazed with Honey (I need a katana for this beast!)" At that, they promptly filed after their leader without a farewell.
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