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 Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:17 am
I'm sure you've all heard of the TV show Scrubs. Major favorite of mine, and I felt compelled to share this with you all. I present to you: The Dr. Cox random insult generator. Boo ya. http://tvcomedies.about.com/library/quotes/bl_dr_cox_quotes.htmHere's the one I got: ''Yeah, unfortunately, the first part of the plan is not to share it with people who annoy me. Want to hear the second part?...I can't. My hands are tied by the first part.'' --'My Cake'
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:25 am
''By the by? This moment is so great, I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny little moments.''
--'My Unicorn'
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:07 pm
I love Scrubs! It is really the best show on television.
And the generator is alright, I guess. Not as funny as I suspected.
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:46 pm
Theres actully something good on television? O.o)~~?
I'll have to try and catch an episode.
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:34 pm
I'd have to say my favorites are Jordan, Janitor and Dr. Cox. 3nodding
'''Oh, the old guy's so tough on me, but I love him!' Riiiight, riiiight? They hate you, Bob. They hate you from the bottom of your hooves to the top of your pitchfork. They hate you, dear God, they hate you good.''
''I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh.... Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything--eve--everything that exists -- past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions...Oh! And Hugh Jackman.''
''You know, Bob, I've been thinking about all the times that you've manipulated me and toyed with me, and, well, I can't help but recall that children's fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain-in-the-a** chief of medicine that everybody hates...You see, Bob, the pain-in-the-a** chief of medicine that everybody hates kept running out in front of the tortoise and taunting him; but right at the end -- gosh, I'm sure you remember what happened, Bob -- the tortoise bit clean-through the chief of medicine's calf muscle, dragged him to the ground, where he and all the other turtles devoured him alive, right there on the racetrack. It's a...disturbing children's book, Bob, I know, but it's one that stuck with me, nonetheless.''
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:39 pm
''Oh. My. God. Would you look at this hellhole? If I have to see one more broken down piece of equipment, one more gomer who is shuffled back and forth between some Godforsaken home, one more patient who is denied treatment because they got the wrong insurance, I...There are times when I'm all by myself, and I concentrate as hard as I can to see if I can't make myself catch on fire like the human torch. And mark my words, Newbie, if I ever pull it off, I will be back here to destroy this place.''
''You make me so angry I...I...I...I have to pee.''
''Oh, Bob! When I heard you were up on the roof, I just naturally assumed it was because your evil mission here on planet Earth had finally come to an end; so, tell me this: where, exactly, is the mother ship?''
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:42 pm
Haha, I have to post this one too. XD
''Oh, and [whistles] Lassie! In response to the bestiality rumors circulating about you, I've decided to forgo calling you by the usual girl's name and instead I'm gonna be referring to you by whatever famous dog I can think of. I've gone with Lassie because, of course, that satisfies the criteria of being both a girl AND a dog's name, thus helping you ease into the transition.''
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