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 Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:07 am
Hey people,
just telling you I found this off a website
it is not mine
I thought it was pretty funny.....
9 Things I Hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??
5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?
7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8 When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!
.... Yeah XD
I dunno I just felt like sharing it :3
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:31 am
Wow! That's actually quite funny. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:42 am
!?  !?
___________________________
xD Interesting.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:11 am
LOL The last one is true.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:05 am
# 2 is just like my dad...but he gets pissed off at us and makes us search for it....;p
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:15 am
All I want for Christmas...
The answer to #8. Life is long, but death is longer. >< IDK. I just thought of it.
...Is to be with you
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:27 pm
#2 is my dad except he makes me get up and look for the remote gonk
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:52 pm
There may be many worlds,
But they all share the same sky!
I lol'd myself
One sky...
One destiny...
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:06 pm
Some actually made me laugh.
some were just retarded.
XD
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:02 pm
[ ] That's great. I actually smiled. XD []
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:00 pm
Piggy_Plushie Hey people,
just telling you I found this off a website
it is not mine
I thought it was pretty funny.....
9 Things I Hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??
5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?
7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8 When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!
.... Yeah XD
I dunno I just felt like sharing it :3 that was the best nice sentences of my life!!! u just made my day!!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:43 pm
Os iusti, meditabitur....
#5 kicks butt. xD
sapientiam...
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:00 pm
well the problem with nuber one is that pointing at your crotch could mean more that just going to the bathroom
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:15 pm
Can I make a list?
Well, too bad. I`m doing it anyway.
1. Those people who try on bras and underwear then just leave them all over the ******** floor. I mean seriously, is it that hard just to take them to the desk or put them on a hanger? And who actually tries on underwear?!
2. Dipshits that don`t know how to use the yield. If it was meant to stopping, it would say `stop`.
3. People who reach out and touch my stomach then ask if they can touch. ASK FIRST. Same with the phone. Reaching for it, picking it up, then asking.
4. Leaving the empty cardboard toilet paper roll on the dispenser. I can understand if you`re a guest, but seriously, at least say, "Hey, the paper`s out." Because I really ******** hate sitting down, then looking over and going "********." It`s rather hard for me to stand up and sit down, especially with my pants down.
5. Getting asked who`s baby it is when you`re standing holding hands with your husband.
6. People asking if I work at Target when I`m wearing my name tag and shirt. No, I really just like to act like I`m working there. Dumbasses.
7. People who don`t know how to use their signals or their lights. That one just pisses me off. So does sudden, random breaking.
8. The saying "Whatever floats your boat". Seriously, it`s gonna be water. You don`t see the oceans made of juice, urine or alcohol, now do you?
9. Slow internet. That`s obvious. Really obvious.
Most of mine deal with people. :/
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:07 pm
x__P o e t
6. People asking if I work at Target when I`m wearing my name tag and shirt. No, I really just like to act like I`m working there. Dumbasses.
I actually go to target in a red shirt and khakis on purpose. I saw how many times people did that to me (when I had my nametag on while working there), and saw it happen to many times to people that don't work there (who didn't even have a red shirt on). I do it for fun to mess with them. xD And sometimes when I didn't feel up to it, even with the nametag on me, I'd be like.. Yea, I don't work here.. ¬.¬/ And yes to the yield one. THAT PISSES ME OFF! [neenja]
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