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 Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:11 pm
Tell your best ones here.
What did the zombie say to the prostitute?
(Keep the tip.)
wink
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:28 pm
haha i heard that same one except it was a leper...*awkward silence*
How many altos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(none. they can't get that high)
Did you hear about the drummer that was so dumb, all the other drummers noticed?
Did you hear about the time when the bassist locked his keys in the car?
(It took him nearly four hours to get the drummer out)
(my music teacher was over for dinner. can you tell?)
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:32 pm
what do you call a physic midget that escaped from prison
(a small medium at large)
ok this one is bad
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
(lickalotopus)
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:43 pm
it's very bad, but i was ever so tempted by the last one
what did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
(see you next month)
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:10 am
It use to be what do lesbians bring on the first date? A moving van... now its what do lesbians bring on the first date? A turkey baster.
From the L word.
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:59 am
HephaestusOS it's very bad, but i was ever so tempted by the last one what did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ( see you next month) That is frickin awesome.
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:38 am
Wynter Rain HephaestusOS it's very bad, but i was ever so tempted by the last one what did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ( see you next month) That is frickin awesome. yeah. all of my friends always say that's the best lesbian-vampire joke they've ever heard. to which i always reply: what other lesbian-vampire jokes are there? i mean, seriously. that's pretty much all you could get out of those two.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:56 pm
I know, really, what else is there?
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:27 am
I only know very bad old jokes... stare
What do you call a woman that stands in the middle of a tennis court all day?
(Annette)
Bad taste....
Whats the difference between sand and puppies?
(You can't pick sand up with a pitchfork...)
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:42 am
More orchestra/band jokes
You see a good violest, a bad violest, and the easter bunny on the street corner. Which one do you kill?
(the bad violest. the other two are figments of your imagination)
Your driving along and you see a conductor and a violest in the middle of the road. Which one do you run over first?
(the conductor. business before pleasure)
Okay, so this conductor gets SO angry at his violest. he cannot STAND him at all! so he goes to the violest's house and breaks in, kills his pets, trashes the house, and murders the violest's family. The police catches him and he gets sent to prison. When the violest gets home, the police has to explain everything to her. When they asked her if she was okay, she said:
"The conductor was in my house!?"
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:19 pm
I love the first two, very awesome, but I'm not sure I get the last one.
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:28 pm
Wynter Rain I love the first two, very awesome, but I'm not sure I get the last one. violests are the blondes of the orchestra. they may not always be stupid, but everybody makes fun of them for it.
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:11 pm
Ok, now that blondes have been brought up...
What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair red?
(Artificial Intelligence!)
Moving past blondes...
What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?
(Ele-phino...if you don't get it at first(I totally didn't when I first heard it!), say it out loud slowly!)
Those are my two favorite jokes ever!
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:52 pm
i LOVE the first one!
i already knew the second one, but that's only because i have a book of 101 elephant jokes...
What wears glass slippers, weighs over a ton, and MUST be back by midnight?
(cinder-ellaphant!)
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:36 am
LOL I never able to tell good jokes...
Any way, this is the first joke I ever knew:
What do you get when you pour boiling water into a rabbit hole?
(Hot cross Bunnies)
Sad I know but the only other one I tell is:
Why did the baby cross the road?
( Becos it was stuck to the chickins foot. )
Tell that one at Buffys room and see what happens...
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