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 Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:04 pm
This is were two or even three people call the action. Only selected others can post here. Please don't post in this thread unless if you have proper permission.
NOTE: Your match will only be commentated unless it's 100% finished.
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:28 pm
ULTRAMANTIS BLACK AND LARRY SWEENEY
Daffney Unger vs Amazing Kong
12/14/07
"Greeeeeetings to all the fans watching from home. Ultramantis Black here on commentary. Sitting next to me, the Great Palanimo himself, Larry Sweeney..."
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:31 pm
" Thank you, Mantis, and boy, it's great to be here tonight. The crowd is psyched up for the first match in KANJOKU history between Daffney and Amazing Kong."
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:36 pm
"Indeed. Daffney, known for her appearances in the now defunct WCW, SHIMMER, and being noted as the longest reigning WIF Women's Champion. She's facing Amazing Kong, a huge star in the land of the rising sun, and also known for her SHIMMER appearances. I assure you and everyone watching, this match will be quite the little raspberry..."
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:39 pm
" Yep. Wouldn't be surprised to see the ambulance headin' over to the Barnesville arena tonight. Bryce Remsburg signalin' for the bell. "
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:43 pm
"...And the battle begins! Both competitors now circling eachother, and Ms. Unger goes for...the test of strength? How odd, yet slightly intriguing, Mr. Sweeney..."
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:45 pm
" Nothing surprisening to me. I've been in the locker room and I could of sworn Daff was shooting it up. "
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:46 pm
"...Shooting it up, you say? I don't follow, Palanimo..."
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:50 pm
" It's like an injection of novacaine, except you do it up the rear end. I like to call it Scott Steinering. "
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:52 pm
"I see. I hope there won't be any accusations of my Mini-Man Monster, Hydra of "Scott Steinering" in KANJOKU. OH! What a slap from Amazing Kong!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:54 pm
" She obviously didn't want to take on the power of Scott Steiner, Mantis! "
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:59 pm
"And a vicious kick to the mouth! My goodness, it hasn't even been five minutes in this match and Kong is already taking it to Ms. Unger!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:03 pm
" I felt that one from over here. I, myself have had my fair share of early dentist appointments in these type of matches. Remsburg comes in and I'm not sure if he's tryin' to seperate the two or he's just tryin' to cop a feel on Kong... "
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:06 pm
"Ohohohoho. Remember, Mr. Sweeney. This is a family program, but I am very sure Mr. Remsburg might be into large...burly women..."
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:08 pm
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