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areyouahappyplo

PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:52 pm


I always wanted to dedicate a thread to soem of the crappiest bands out there. Here are a few links to the ones I've found that SUCK!

Apocalypse (bedroom black metal at it's worse)
http://www.purevolume.com/apocalypse

Anatomy (WTF IS THIS!!?)
http://www.myspace.com/anatomyonline

Rainfall (started crappy and turned semicrappy)
http://www.myspace.com/rainfallmetal

Satanic Destroyer (the guy was so bad as soon as he got bad reviews on Metal-Archives, he deleted all his music... let's just say it was godaweful)

Hoar Frost Throne (terrible, just terrible)
http://www.myspace.com/hoarfrostthrone
PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:06 pm


www.myspace.com/etherealpainband

Could NOT have picked a better name to describe themselves.

My Hollow
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IAmAlwaysHereForYou

PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:19 am


xd I've only heard of those bands just now and they all have myspaces. Coincidence? I think not!

But yeah, I have quite a few, and it's pretty much anything along the lines of Atreyu, because they try so hard to be metal and be good at it, but they phail.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:44 am


Transentience:
http://www.myspace.com/transentience
HAHAHAHAHA: this is what they said they sounded like- Velvet angels singing, metal on metal, rocks being crushed, a sexy whisper in your ear, you screaming as someone bites your upper lip, hard.

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Warrior of Metal
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:48 am


I'm guilty of making Bedroom Black metal, but I don't treat it seriously. I literally made it in my bedroom.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:46 pm


On the topic of "Bedroom Black Metal"... Me and my sister made this probly about a year ago, in my bedroom.

http://www.myspace.com/mordor39schildren

Many lawls were had...

But back on topic.

Waking the Cadaver, they are so ********, you can keep your shredededed wheat, thank you.

Herr Kaiser Matthelm


areyouahappyplo

PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:31 pm


Here's a funny one!

http://www.myspace.com/embalmedelflord

rofl
PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:44 pm


That one I enjoyed.

2 Minute Hate: http://www.myspace.com/2minutehate

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:05 pm


robin2220
Dark Nipples was funny rofl
PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:27 am


My Hollow
Transentience:
http://www.myspace.com/transentience
HAHAHAHAHA: this is what they said they sounded like- Velvet angels singing, metal on metal, rocks being crushed, a sexy whisper in your ear, you screaming as someone bites your upper lip, hard.
I know the (ex-)key player of that band.
He owns an other project wich is very nice (he plays togetter with the old stream of passion cover band: team of passion)

number_17


My Hollow
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:52 pm


number_17
My Hollow
Transentience:
http://www.myspace.com/transentience
HAHAHAHAHA: this is what they said they sounded like- Velvet angels singing, metal on metal, rocks being crushed, a sexy whisper in your ear, you screaming as someone bites your upper lip, hard.
I know the (ex-)key player of that band.
He owns an other project wich is very nice (he plays togetter with the old stream of passion cover band: team of passion)


Small world. It's not so much the band as much as it is the vocalist.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:59 pm



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number_17

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:06 am


My Hollow
number_17
My Hollow
Transentience:
http://www.myspace.com/transentience
HAHAHAHAHA: this is what they said they sounded like- Velvet angels singing, metal on metal, rocks being crushed, a sexy whisper in your ear, you screaming as someone bites your upper lip, hard.
I know the (ex-)key player of that band.
He owns an other project wich is very nice (he plays togetter with the old stream of passion cover band: team of passion)


Small world. It's not so much the band as much as it is the vocalist.
They just have a new one wink
PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 6:56 pm


PoisonBlack for what they did to soil their good name.

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Shadowlit Facade

PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 9:21 pm


I'd agree with the above, except that I find myself listening to even their first two LPs very rarely nowadays.

This band demonstrates everything a power metal band should avoid doing:


http://www.myspace.com/kotipeltomusic
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