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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:46 pm
Its Christmas time. A time to share peace, love and happiness with each other, our familes, and the world...and gaia of course. So I thought it might be nice to have a place to post stories, real or something you heard/read, from which we can remember what this wonderful season is all about. So enjoy, have fun with this, and I hope you all have a very merry Christmas.
GUIDLINES - If your story is more then one post long or has more then one part please let us know by numbering them at the top.( ex. The Story part 1) - Also please title the story, this will help prevent stories getting mixed up and remember to put the title at the top of every page of your story if your story is more then one page ( ex. The Story part 2) - One more thing. Please remember to put the author if the story is not yours. It may be a good idea to post the source as well, we don't want any broken copy right laws...right. - And lastly, I promise, remember that the rules of the guild apply,please keep all stories PG, no explicit content, and no language....If your story must have language or already has language in it kindly -bleep- or $#% the words out. *~*~* These guidlines/rules are not meant to be restrictive. Its just that this thread is meant to focus on the spirit of the season, and we can do that without the extra. Thanks muchly and...Merry Christmas. *~*~*
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:13 pm
The Last Christmas By: Howard D. Fencl Courtesy of http://www.dads.com/x_tree.htm
I saw a truck of Christmas trees And each one had a tale, The driver stood them in a row And put them up for sale.
He strung some twinkly lights And hung a sign up with a nail; "FRESH CHRISTMAS TREES" It said in red "FRESH CHRISTMAS TREES FOR SALE."
He poured himself hot cocoa In a steaming thermos cup, And snowflakes started falling As a family car pulled up.
A mom, a dad, and one small boy Who looked no more than three Jumped out and started searching For the perfect Christmas tree.
The boy marched up and down the rows, His nose high in the air; "It smells like Christmas, mom! "It smells like Christmas everywhere!"
"Let's get the biggest tree we can! "A tree that's ten miles high! "A tree to go right through our roof! "A tree to touch the sky!"
"A tree SO big "That Santa Claus "Will stop and stare and say, "'Now, THAT'S the finest Christmas tree "'I've seen this Christmas Day!'"
It seemed they looked at every tree At least three million times; Dad shook them, pinched them, turned them 'round To find the perfect pine.
"I've found it, mom! "The Christmas tree I like the best of all! "It's got a little bare spot, "But we'll turn that to the wall!"
"We'll put great-grandma's angel "On top the highest bough! "Oh, can we buy it? "Please, mom, PLEASE?! "Oh, can we buy it NOW?"
"How 'bout some nice hot cocoa?" Asked the man who owned the lot. He twisted off the thermos top, "Now, THIS will hit the spot!"
He poured the steaming chocolate In three tiny paper cups. They toasted, "Here's to Christmas!" And they drank the cocoa up.
"Is this your choice?" The tree man asked, "This pine's the best one here!" The boy seemed sad--- "My daddy says "The price is just too dear."
"Then, Merry Christmas!" Said the man, who wrapped the tree in twine, "It's yours for just one promise "You must keep at Christmas time!"
"On Christmas Eve at bedtime "As you fold your hands to pray, "Promise in your heart "To keep the joy of Christmas Day!"
"Now hurry home! This freezy wind "Is turning your cheeks pink! "And ask your dad "To trim that trunk and give that tree a drink!"
And so it went on All that blustery eve As the tree man gave Tree upon tree upon tree
To every last person Who came to the lot--- Who toasted with cocoa In small paper cups,
Who promised the promise Of joy in their hearts--- And singing out carols, Drove off in the dark.
And when it was over One tree stood alone; But no one was left there To give it a home.
The tree man put on his Red parka and hood And dragged the last Christmas tree Out to the woods.
He left the pine right by a stream In the cold, So the wood's homeless creatures Could make it their home.
He smiled as he brushed off Some snow from his beard, When out of the thicket A reindeer appeared.
He scratched that huge reindeer On top his huge head--- "It looks like we've "Started up Christmas again!"
"There are miles more to travel, "And much more to do! "Let's go home, my friend, "And get started anew!"
He looked to the sky And heard jingle bells sound--- And then, In a twinkling, That tree man was gone!
The End
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:19 am
(*sniff* no cool christmas stories??))
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:35 pm
Well, here's a poem I wrote for another guild's contest... Quote: The Christmas Partyleave your coat on the bed (wish I'd worn red dress instead) mingle, eat chips and cheese "no thanks, just some soda, please" ornaments on the tree (one more hour and I'll be free) meet their kids pet their cat give them generic gift you packed singing carols out of tune what time is it? can I leave soon? counting seconds be polite compliment their Christmas lights to the bedroom grab my stuff apologize for the rush home again no real reason just to watch TV, take a bath, and 'tis the season.
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:18 pm
YAY! Thanks Kipluck and teh poem is awesome btw!)
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:11 pm
Jedi Master 1 YAY! Thanks Kipluck and teh poem is awesome btw!) Thanks much. Here's hope those judges agree. redface hee hee!
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:40 pm
they will *nod* else wise your sugar gliders might have to have words with said judge.
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