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Last Login: 04/27/2014 12:15 pm

Registered: 11/18/2005

Gender: Female

Location: Orem, Utah, USA, Earth

Birthday: 04/09/1979

Occupation: Thanksgiving Point Field Trip Educator

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I talk a lot... and this just on PUBLIC boards where I NEVER go! I usually only go in my guilds!

Posts per Day: 1.74

Total Posts: 7903

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B'sides the Wishlists, you Could help me Make THESE!

Yes, just like Barbie, now Kipluck comes in all kinds of new styles!

"Bath Time Kipluck!"
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Total Value: 122,810 Gold, 25,640 Tickets
After Exclusions: 117,230 Gold, 24,620 Tickets
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Item List:
Exfoliating Algae Facial Mask (green)
Chucky The Rubber Ducky
Larry The Rubber Ducky
Soft Lavender Towel
Soft Lavender Towel Turban
Clean White Fuzzy Bathrobe
Plumeria Headpiece

"Having a Great Time Wish *I* Was There Kipluck!"
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Total Value: 127,424 Gold, 23,600 Tickets
After Exclusions: 126,704 Gold, 23,600 Tickets
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Item List:
Cherry Ring Pop
Mirror Shades
Red Hibiscus Surfboard
Jinxi's Charm
Lifeguard Red One Piece Swimsuit
Ruby Beach Sandals
Volcanic Plumeria Swim Trunks
Plumeria Headpiece

"Kipluck's Goth-Tastic Sweetheart Date!"
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Total Value: 605,429 Gold
After Exclusions: 581,412 Gold
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Item List:
Sweetheart Silver Earrings
Loving Heart Mood Bubble
Jinxi's Charm (5th Gen)
Gimpi 5th gen.
Enchanted Book 9th Gen.
Enchanted Book 9th Gen.
Death Whisper
Deadly Mood Bubble
Coocoon (4th Gen)
Pongo the Ferret
Colonial Leather Shoe
Colonial Stockings
Emo Glasses
G-LOL Dark Dollie Skirt
G-LOL Dark Dollie Top

"Rainy Day Kipluck!"
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Total Value: 398,277 Gold
After Exclusions: 379,473 Gold
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Item List:
Orindae 7th Gen
Fallen Wish 5th Gen.
Skittles Rainbow
Coco Umbrella Buddy
KoNfUzEd rAiNbOw ToE SoX
Yellow Galoshes
Solar Hairpin
Yellow Raincoat
Emo Glasses

And no Barbie collection would be complete without...
"Kipluck... the Bride!"
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Total Value: 160,016 Gold
After Exclusions: 27,740 Gold
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Item List:
Pongo the Ferret
Jenny's Innocent Open-Toe Shoes
Phalaenopsis Bouquet
Angelic Mood Bubble
Dreamer's Dust
Snow Witch
Blushing Bride's Veil
Silver Promise Ring
Drop Necklace
Jenny's Innocent A-line Dress

"1920s Flapper Kipluck!"
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Total Value: 37,881 Gold
After Exclusions: 14,606 Gold
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Item List:
Pongo the Ferret
Egyptian Feather Fan
Classic Black Mary Janes
Flashion Yellow Star Stockings
Ritzy Cream Pearl Necklace
Ritzy Green Beaded Dress
Ritzy Green Feather Fascinator
Ritzy Red Wig

About (of the Flu?)

A/S/L: Older than You wink /Female/Utah

I am a recently-heart-broken girl... but I won't say no to some decent flirtage! xd

I live in a fantastic little house that The Roomie (not shown here) and I are calling "The Ark." Why? Well, between us we currently have 3 sugar gliders, 1 chinchilla, 2 small dogs, 2 parrots, 1 red ear slider turtle, 2 tree frogs, 1 lizard, 1 Leopard gecko, 1 canary, 2 parakeets, 5 hermit crabs, 1 Russian tortoise, 4 fishies, a large colony of Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches, and a number of amiable houseplants. (and those are just the PERMANENT ones... we have fosters all the time) I get to teach classes and field trips to crazy children, play with baby animals, and color to pay my rent. Awesome, huh? But I MAY switch to part time this time because I might *drumroll please* GO BACK TO SCHOOL to be a Vet Tech and an ASL interpreter AS WELL. (For those of you so deeply entrenched in the net that that makes no sense to you, I do NOT mean AgeSexLocation... I mean, best beloveds, AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE.)

I am a passionate person. I do not mean that in a sexual way, I mean that when I love something or someone I love them deeply and completely. Some of my insatiable passions are literature, my sugar gliders, religious studies, water aerobics, and art.

My favorite books are Children's Lit. In general, I have an inherent disdain for SERIES books. However, I love Harry Potter and A Series of Unfortunate Events as well.

My sugar gliders & chinchilla are my babies, much to my mother's chagrin (she reminds me OFTEN "I need Grandchildren! It's like Heroine for mothers!" My mom is hilarious.). They are the *always* good thing in my life when everything seems falling apart. (I have chemical depression, by the way) They need me to care for them... and that keeps me anchored. They save my life often.

I am religious... as for my own beliefs, you may have guessed I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (aka: Mormon! *cue scary music!*). I believe it... I live it. However, I admit that right now I have not been as devout as I want to be. Working on that. smile But besides my own faith, I am fascinated by the beliefs of others (as long as they aren't YELLING them at me!). I am not here to "convert" anyone... but do not expect me to cast aside the gospel I know to be true, either.

I am not a skinny girly girl. I was a tomboy all my life. I would prefer a football game to a prom every time. I am also rather "girthy," which I am MOSTLY Okay with. I never expect to thin... however, I do want to be HEALTHIER than I am now. To this end, and because it is FUN, I do water aerobics faithfully 5 days a week. I also sometimes stick to the Weight Watchers CORE plan... not quite so faithfully (I am addicted to bread and popcorn and those get me all the time. Not to mention CHOCOLATE!) I am also Diabetic (related to the weight thing) and have many other health problems that are NOT related to the weight thing. I battle them all with lots of meds and annoyance.

Other than that, I adore art. I have my fingers in the pies of just about every medium, though lately I merely doodle and take photos of my sugar gliders (dang grown-upness! Cuts into my colorin'!) I am NOT however, admittedly, an anime fan. *hangs head in shame* I apologize to the fine people of Gaia for that. There are, occasionally, Anime pieces that I do love. They are just few and far between.

I also love gardening, turtles, poetry, theater, and children and teens. Like I said, I am a teacher at work... I am also a substitute teacher in regular schools in the off-season. The kids here on this site here and elsewhere may well be students of mine. I get very VERY protective. I will (and have the means to) report any inappropriate behavior toward minors by adults or adults pretending to be kids. You have been warned. You are not untraceable. You are being watched. ***** BEWARE. Mess with any of MY little friends and you are likely to end up on a list of people who will be meeting my aunt... who happens to be on the Internet Crimes task force for the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Whoa. Sorry to take such a serious turn... but it is a serious issue.

But back to the silliness, the following things can make me laugh anytime: The Office, The Tick, MASH, Scrubs, rubber duckies, pronouncing "boobs" in stupid ways, Nacho Libre, Lilo and Stitch, talking like a dolphin, Homestar Runner (I :HEART: STRONG BAD!!!!), Ask a Ninja, Gilmore Girls, the Nutrigrain Ad on YouTube, druggies, WalMart at 2 am, etc. Now have a good night. I should feed the babies and try to sleep.

p.s. OH and speaking of those babies, I started a SUGAR GLIDER GUILD! Feel free to join! (yes it's really Gaia but it was too long to fit IN my siggy so I Tiny Urled it. Capise?)


So, the good news is I am Blogging prolifically now! Almost everyday! The bad news is that it is not on HERE. But that doesn't mean you can't read....

my blog...

I have no doubt about your literacy, since you have read this far.

ANYWAY, like I said, I recently began to fill cyberspace with my writing and you, too, can enjoy them if you like.

My Life in General... Life of a Crazy Cat Lady (Sans Cats)

Inspirational and Churchy Thoughts (ie: Mormony Tidbits)... Not Ashamed

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Bugs and Stitches,
BethAnn aka: Kipluck
and my babies. See them all at
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RIP *********

This is Where I Live... Special, eh?

Visit My House

"Ooh La GARAGE..." "What do you call it?" "The Car Hole!"

Meet-up and Rally

My Aquarium

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Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday sweet!
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Click here to go to your birthday topic in A Peaceful Corner of Gaia ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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lunar_water Report | 03/15/2012 5:09 pm
i'm gonna steal your shrooms
Ddead Aaccount 1990 Report | 02/18/2012 3:29 pm
Yea, I am! I have two little kitties of my own and I'd love a place to gush about them and their antics. xD
Lestelle Report | 01/09/2012 7:48 pm
Just wanted to say thank you so much for the gift!! That was entirely too kind of you~ <333 Hope you're doing swell! c:
Briana777 Report | 12/25/2011 10:48 am
sure, I'll join your guild but I feel really stupid, lol. and sorry it took so long to answer

maBabies... in Pixelated Form!

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Library of Skittles Defered... by Kipluck

girl. single. straight. a kid at heart. a grown up at kidney. religious. religiously wobbly at present. a geneologist-in-training. working her way through a Texas-size heartbreak. a sugar mama. a bibliophile. an insomniac. "girthy." weird. Mormon. a

I See you seeing me


Just a FEW of MaBabies!

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Epiphany Jo
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aka: Nani

********* src="" alt="User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show." title="User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show." class="bbcode-swap-blocked-image" rel="//" />His "Before" picture, but still just GRINNING!

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The Little Protector(supervising Shasta).

Baby Fable
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.The Chinchilla! She is the newest member of my furry little family and I ADORE her!

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.Vanity, Thy Name is PARROT
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.Parrot #2... a Senegal. McKenzie loves him, but he hardly knows she exists. (TYPICAL.)

The Little Birds: Canary, Sparrow, and dead Canary

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Igor, Zespree, and dearly departed Clarinex Celestra

Captain Michaelangelo Tortuga
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The [pacifist] Red Ear Slider Turtle. He's makes pets of his feeder fish and I'm pretty sure I've heard him talking about running away to join the Peace Corps or becoming a Missionary.
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My sweet baby, now has a REAL forever home... BUT I MISS HER!!!

CritterUser Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.The Amorous Parakeet who Thinks he's a Sparrow

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My new baby boy! He is a little Leopard Gecko.

Mab and Oberon
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The juvenile Green tree frogs.

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Do Asian Long Tailed Grass Lizards USUALLY tell scary stories?

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1/5 of the Crabby Crew

And many more...
But picture-less for now.
Amythyst Kimball

What's Life without Critters?

If you like us, JOIN MY GUILD!

Oh my Heck. I so feel like we are in that other webcomic by Jeph Jaques,!


DUDE. If we were you would NOT have said "HECK."

ThankYou ThankYou ver'much!


She Shoots... SHE SCORES! NOTHIN' But NET! Yes!


You know, as in that weird place OUTSIDE of the computer?

It's all my fault she JOINED Gaia!

We are a few of Kip's best friends in real life...

This is *my* other Avatar, Amythyst Kimball, for purely Steampunk pursuits. If you are of the speculative historical fiction persuasion, peruse THAT profile as well, good sir or madam!