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((Time to go all out, mother ******** Up, Stand Up!"

Dan walks out with his boombox on his shoulders. He's wearing his regular S&M T-shirt, however the M is covered up with what seems like ashes. Dan has a mic in his hands, as well as a black garbage bag he's dragging along. He drops the bag and places the boombox on the ground and looks down to his shirt. He has a nervous laugh as he brings the mic to his mouth. "I was gonna paint it off, but I couldn't find any paint... I think team DCW took it all to sniff it. I made sure that I had all of the grass in the area, and only team OECW will enjoy my main lady, Mary Jane." Dan then motions to the garbage bag he dragged out. "And while I don't often do this, I'm going to get you fans involved. Normally I'd kick the s**t out of you, but tonight is special. Tonight you will support team OECW." Dan then reaches into the bag and pulls out a handful of joints. He drops them onto the ground, letting them pour out of his hand. "Those are for you, Angry Puppy. We might be facing each other tonight, but I still couldn't leave you hanging. But anyway!" Dan snaps his fingers and several long haired, smiling people in hemp clothing come out. They begin to distribute the joints to the crowd, along with matches.

"During my match, I want you to light up your joints, just like team OECW is going to burn away our competition. Don't ******** up you jackasses, or I'll personally kick every single one of your asses."

Dan then lights up a joint of his own, grabs his boombox, and continues on down to the ring. He then flips the tape over so that it will play Mad Dogs music. He waits for his tag team partner, and current opponent, on the opposite side of the ring, smoking a joint. He wipes the sweat off of his forehead as he waits, and then rushes and hits pause on the music. "WAIT A SECOND!" Dan takes off his t-shirt and runs to the back. When he comes back to the ring he's carrying a generator and a large fan. He places it beside the ring and tilts the fan up, pointing it towards the ring. He hooks the fan up to the generator and a nice breeze blows over the ring. Dan then grabs a nearby vendor and elbows him in the face, picking up a few bottles of water from the downed man. He downs one and places the others next to his boombox. He slides back into the ring and hits play again.

((Hope that wasn't too much xd ))

Now Dan had two things to wait for. The acid to kick in, and his opponent.

Dan smiles and waves at Mad Dog.

"Hey Buddy, when did you get here?"

"Hey that's my-oof!" Dan gets the wind knocked out of him from Mad Dogs knee. He stumbles back but manages to stay on his feet.

Dan jumps at Mad Dog, attempting his own shoulder tackle in return!