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 Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:27 pm
Iron Fist by Motorhead hits and silver pyro announces the arrival of EEW's newest roster addition, Kevin Shane. He walks down to the ring, dressed in an Ace of Spades leather jacket and torn jeans.
"Ladies and gentlemen, let me be the first to welcome you to the Kevin Shane era!" The fans boo this opening statement as Shane makes a 'bring it on' motion.
"Boo all you want, but it's simple truth. I am the single most explosive wrestler on this roster...and unlike the last guy who said that, I won't overdose on heroin in my home in California and have to be found by my cheap girlfriend, who's now on television for another company playing a lesbian." The booing is amplified, and it transistions into a loud "Daniel" chant.
"That chant's pretty pointless; your hero's not going to be able to do much from Hell, now is he?" Shane is cut off by an "a*****e" chant, but he proceeds to shut the crowd up and get control of his promo back. "But I digress. Back to my original point: to put it in terms you folks can understand, bring anyone on the roster to this ring and I will beat the hell out of them. I'd go into more detail, but I don't think your brains are capable of comprehending even a verbal description of one of my matches. So I'll do you one better: I'm going to host the first-ever 15 Minutes of Fame segment, where anyone on this roster can come down and try to survive a match with me. If they win, I have the keys to this..." Shane motions to the titantron and a black Dodge Viper is shown on the screen. The fans cheer, ready for Shane to shut up and wrestle. "Of course, this is going to be on pay-per-view. You really think Heyman's stupid enough to give away the debut of the only true superstar to ever come into EEW? Please. There can be only one...and I'm it." There is another boo as Shane lowers his mic.
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:10 pm
The lights dim and turn black and red. Then pyro goes off and Nightwish "Amaranth" plays over the PA as you see Tristianna's sister Rayanne Taylor make her way down to the ring. She stops at the end of the ramp, looking around at the crowd before sliding in the ring. She walks over and grabs a mic. she then parks herself in a corner of the ring, never taking her eyes off of Shane.
"Let me see if I have this right. You come out here and make big claims, BIG claims. Yet no one has ever heard of you or seen you in action. Boy, you are standing on the biggest stage of them all, right here in EEW. The only way to earn the 'respect' you wish to claim is by taking on all comers and challenges."
She gets up out of the corner and stands nose to nose with Shane, not backing down or taking her silver eyes off the young man.
"You better be ready boy, cause this black heart is wanting to make your first match your last."
She turns around and sits back in the corner, wanting a response from Shane.
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:50 am
Shane looks at Rayanne, both to size up his competition and to check her out. He smirks and returns the mic to his mouth.
"Well, beautiful, usually the only wrestling I do with women is in hotel rooms. But in this case, I'd be happy to do it in the ring. Oh, and we can have a match, too, if you want." There is a loud booing and some members of the audience revive the "a*****e" chant.
"Rayanne, I have you all figured out. You want to prove you can wrestle just as well as the boys, and I respect that, I really do, but if you want to prove you can beat a man, why don't you go find John Cardok or something? He's a p***y, you should be able to beat him no problem." More loud boos follow, and one fan in the front row yells out "You're a p***y!"
"Oh, so you think I'm a p***y now? All right, it's your funeral. You got your match, but don't expect me to deliver your eulogy."
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:05 am
Rayanne just looks at Shane and starts busting up in sheer laughter. After a few moments the laughter ceases and rayanne looks Shane square in his face.
"Damn boy your funny. Funeral? Eulogy? The only one who will be put out when all is said and done is you. You see, you think you have me figured out, yet you have no idea what I am capable of doing to you. You think you are some gift to women, the only thing you are is a device the repells them away."
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:10 pm
Shane looks at Rayanne, then back at the crowd with an "are you serious?" look on his face.
"What are you going to do, hang me in my weight room?" Shane smirks as the fans' booing resumes. "You want to see proof of what I can do in the ring? Well, I never disappoint. It's true, ladies." Shane motions to the titantron, which shows highlights of The Avenged in action.
"You see? I don't make claims without evidence. Hold on - you're going to want to watch this part." Shane says, and in the video Syn does a shooting star press off a ladder. He walks over to the announcers' table and pulls out a bottle of scotch. He starts chugging it as the fans realize where they've seen Kevin Shane before.
"So, Rayanne, I've got a question for you...how do you plan to spend your last few days? You know, before I cripple you and you'll never be able to walk again."
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:55 pm
"Are you serious? For the past few minutes, all you have done is talk. I, like the Taylor's before me, am able to back it up....oh....and not by tape either."
Rayanne drops the mic in the corner and comes charging at Shane with an attempted spear.
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:39 am
Shane is hit with the spear, and after a few seconds kips up (that's the HBK jump up if you don't know) and attempts to hit Rayanne with the Good Night Sweet Prince.
GNSP = superkick
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:46 pm
Rayanne got up and posed for the crowd. When she turned around, she was caught flush with the kick. Landing hard on the mat, Rayanne was knocked out cold.
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:18 pm
Kevin Shane takes a moment to pose over the fallen Rayanne, then Iron Fist hits again and he walks backstage to a hostile crowd reaction.
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