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Tute Sweet

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:14 am


So, all this sex talk inspired me to do something a little sexy for my husband.

Terry has been working late a lot lately, and our flat's been a right mess (we've both been very busy, and we both avoid housework as much as possible).
So, I decided to be "The Perfect Wife" for a day; I spent all day cleaning the house from top to bottom, and baking him his favourite carrot cake. The plan was, he'd come home to a spotless flat, warm carrot cake cooling on the side, and his little wifey in sexy lingerie pottering around the kitchen, ready for a good ol' sexin' on the kitchen counter/floor etc.

Anyway, five o'clock rolls round, and I dash into the kitchen and pretend to be cleaning the side in my lingerie- we're talking high-heels, corset, suspenders, fishnet stockings... everything.
The front door swings open, and in walks Terry... and two of his friends from work! gonk

They totally saw me running into the bedroom.

I'm now hiding out here in the bedroom, dying of embarrassment, and I'm not coming out until they've gone. emo

*le sigh*
Oh, well... they're dorky computer game developers anyway, probably the first pair of boobs they've seen since their mothers breast-fed them.

Either Karma's against me, or really owes them.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:23 am


At least you have good story to tell out of it wink And thank goodness you didn't decide to wait for him in the buff!!

Lycanthropos

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Ladyayami

PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:05 pm


it was provbley worse for him.. (wife in scivies) DANGIT

why did i have to bring freriends oveR!!!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:19 pm


Lol! How cute. <33 Poor Terry. xDDD Lol.

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Mama Ame

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:22 am


Awwwwwww ^_^
Thats cute! Embarressing, but cute.
Luckily Daniel and I don't have friends! So I don't have to worry about things like that haha.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:21 am


oh how mortifying!!! See my hubby would've turned around and told his friends that they'd have to leave ... lol.

Madame Primm


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:10 am


That will be a day you guys will remember for ever! LOL And his friends won't forget it either!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:47 pm


Madame Primm
oh how mortifying!!! See my hubby would've turned around and told his friends that they'd have to leave ... lol.


Mine would have too.

That really sucks, although it is pretty damn funny.

Elainya


Ariana Silverfire

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:04 am


i would be mortified! funny but embarassing
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:32 pm


I would have just stayed out there...granted none of my lingerie is lacey or anything and looked at his friends and been like. "Aww honey, you should have told me we were going to have company...I would have put on something a bit more appropriate, but since you're all here, carrot cake anyone?

I mean, my husband would flip, but life is about living and running and hiding in the bedroom doesn't sound fun.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:48 pm


this sort of thing is exactly why when my husband brings some one home from work, he make them sit in the car for a minute, while he comes in to make sure it's safe! XP its one of thoes, "if I'm not back in a few minutes, just keep waiting here" kinda things. xp
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:57 am


Maybe now, you'll get a gauranteed phone call of notification when you'll be expecting company from now on... I wonder if his friends jeer at your husband no like, "Hey do you think your wife would be comforatble giving us a show?" or "If we come over we won't find her wearing some short maids outfit will we?"

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:47 am


wow that is embarassing....i woulda did the same thing....
i feel you pain....
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:54 pm


oh my! i would have no clue what to do. the closet thing to that ive done was just change my pants or put pants on while in the same room. but all our friends are gamers and they were fixed on killing others in halo 2 or chaos theory or whatever game they were playing at the time. plus i was under some covers.

chiharu_san5


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:56 pm


I so feel your pain. I remember I was all naked in bed, waiting for my Honey to come home. Who opens the door.... his roommate!! I jumped under the blankets so fast. Then he asked if my Honey was there. Clearly he wasn't, but I was so mortified.
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