I would love pure, items to sell, or even the items I'm questing for to complete my ~Evil```Christmas```Santa~!!!!
Psst... I desperately need gold for the Demonic Anklets.
Story:
Santa has been irked by the rapid changes in modern culture and the global economy; in particular, he abhors the Coco-Cola ads. "Jive a** fools, Coca-Cola doesn't make my belly shake like a bowl of jelly!"
Santa, spurned by his striking Elvish Workers Union and unable to maintain his centuries-old Workshop, has grown vengeful. He has decided that in the year 2007... Enough is enough.
Santa has become one bad a** mofo. He's coming into town and he has a list of names, be they naughty or nice. It's time for him to start bringin' the pain.
Watch out for this funky mutha, for he ain't handing out coal, he's dishing out cans of whoop a**.
Santa is going to give you the pounding you deserve.
Items needed (arranged by price):
Santa has been irked by the rapid changes in modern culture and the global economy; in particular, he abhors the Coco-Cola ads. "Jive a** fools, Coca-Cola doesn't make my belly shake like a bowl of jelly!"
Santa, spurned by his striking Elvish Workers Union and unable to maintain his centuries-old Workshop, has grown vengeful. He has decided that in the year 2007... Enough is enough.
Santa has become one bad a** mofo. He's coming into town and he has a list of names, be they naughty or nice. It's time for him to start bringin' the pain.
Watch out for this funky mutha, for he ain't handing out coal, he's dishing out cans of whoop a**.
Santa is going to give you the pounding you deserve.
Items needed (arranged by price):
