Lol, this is based off an idea I had for a funny subplot for the ECC.xD
Page One:

ND: See? That's how to hit the perfect mark with a bow and arrow.
Danrei:
3nodding Oh thank you so much, ND-Chan! You are so kind and knowledgeable!
Degona: -to Arcel- Can you believe her?! Danrei knows that me and ND are a thing and yet she still insists that he's hers! That $#@%!
Arcel: You sound jealous.
Degona: ME?! JEALOUS OF HER?! Arcel, don't tell me you've been hanging out with Dan!
Arcel: Okay, okay...you're not jealous. But I do thinkl you're going about this the wrong way. Instead of complaining about Danrei, how about you try helping her?
Degona:.......-blinks-...uhh...hmmmm...Whaaaaa?!!!!!!!!!!!
Page 2:

Arcel: FIND HER A BOYFRIEND!
KD: Danrei's boyfriend?!
biggrin Arcel: Don't you see? If you make her like another boy, she'll get over ND.
Degona: But she likes ND!
KD: -in background- Ooh! Ooh! Me! -points to himself-
Arcel: Look, all of Danrei's life she's been taught to love ND. Every female in her family has loved him so she thinks that she's supposed to, too.
Degona: So, she doesn't know any better.
KD: -carves Danrei's intials and a heart on the tree stump-
Arcel: Exactly! Show her that there's more fish in the sea.
Degona: MOre specifically, ONE THAT ISN'T ND!
Arcel: Of course.
KD: -pulls dragon up-
Arcel: So it's decided?
Degona: Yep.
KD: -strikes heroic pose while a dragon breaths fire in the background, making the words Danrei + KD 4EVER!-
Page 3:

Degona: We get Danrei and Super Danny together!
KD: -blinks shocked-
eek -gets burned to a crisp-
Degona: -stares at KD's ash pile- Is that KD?