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Ladyayami

PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:40 pm


ill guess ill open this one up a bit

ANY FUNNY stores.. or horror stories thus far as a newly or old married gaias?

well one funny..
we went camping a couple weeks back and well.. it was to dang cold to do anything..

well we dismised the firneds and proceded.. well ::glops and slerping noises:: anyways.. one of my freinds retured for something.. and well herd me screaming... he emidely left...

^.~ im a good screamer
PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:30 am


Lol!

I have a similar story to that one.

We recently went to a music festival with a large group of our friends. Of course, this means drinking all day, and watching bands whilst drinking all night.
Anyway, all of our friends were watching a band that we weren't really interested in, so we decided to stagger back to the tent and snatch some alone time.
To be fair, the festival was out in the middle of nowhere, it was late at night, and very, very dark; also, we were drunk as skunks. Well, we got back to the tent, tumbled inside and did what comes naturally. Part way through, I vaguely heard some voices and sniggering, but ignored it because... well... it was just gettin good! Besides, we were being really quiet (or so I thought).
Anyway, when we finally decided to climb out the tent and join the party, we were greated by the sight of all our friends, sat in the middle of the circle of tents, around the camp fire.

It turns out, that the band Terry and I weren't too interested in was the last band of the night, so everyone had come back shortly after we did. Apparently, we were a lot louder than intended, and everyon heard us.
But that's not the worst bit.
It wasn't until we'd both left the tent and I saw two of our friends (Sam and Dan) staring at us with mortified expressions on their faces, that I realised... we were in the wrong tent!

Apparantly, poor Dan and Sam have never slept soundly in that tent ever since.
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Ladyayami

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:38 am


OMG thats freakin funny! we also went to a music festivle and camped out... but with his parents! yikes.. anyways though we took two days alone for our honeymoon we were calling it our honeymoon as a joke... even made signs to put over the tent... if this tents a rocking dont come a knocking.. well thankfully his parents never walked in on us... lets say having to zip that thing up in the dead of summer.. then work.. >P

the story is we live in flroida.. it was in the middle of nowere illinoise... sp worng but..

well we were adventuious.. and well got some action late at night during the drive..... ::snicker:: with his parents driveing...

bad us...

as of now.. i still think the dont know
PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:31 am


Lol. <3 Cute stories.

One night, me and my husband went out to a park and starting chatting and chatting eventually lead into other things... hehehe... winkwinknudgenudge. It's like two in morning, there's no one around except this car that keeps driving by the park. Well, a couple minutes later, our car is completely steamed up. It's really quiet when red and blue lights start flashing and this voice announces: THE PARK IS CLOSED. YOU NEED TO LEAVE. I REPEAT. THE PARK IS CLOSED. PLEASE LEAVE THE PREMISES!

Duuude. You never saw two people move so fast in your entire life. Thank god we keep a lot of blankets in the car. ^0^ Totally covered.

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Ladyayami

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:04 pm


I have sent my husband to work many many times... ::cough:: visibley fustrated ^_^ oh the power

sucks for him cus he has to work around alot of guys..

oh and he occasinaly comes home for work for a short break.. and he works on things... at home.. when im sometimes there... he likes to call it on the clock.. ::nudge::

OH OH

even better...

the first time we did anything once we were home.. he has a golden retrever.. well as we were getting into things.. she all of a sudden jumps on his back...

well we didnt finish but i died laughing
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:03 pm


Hehehe! Funny stories ^_^

Oh! I've got one. One time when we were still dating (8th grade was when we met) we were kissing on the couch. It was a little bit before we got engaged. So anyways we were kissing, having a grand old time. Suddenly I felt breathing on my cheek. Only he wasn't right position to be breathing at that angle. I ignore it for a few minutes, then crack my eyes open a bit.

Theres my dog, whom I love dearly and miss (hes at my parents house still) just sitting there staring at us...

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SerinaButler

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:05 pm


(after highschool graduation but only dating my now husband.)

It was the morning after a sleepover at my friends house. I think my other two friends were making a food run while the one who was renting the apartment was changing in her room.

My then boyfriend came over to say "Hi" because at the time we would only see each other twice a month. Everyone knew he was comming over. we were horsing around, and being the wierd freaks that we are I was ontop of him doing the missionary possition to him (with clothes on) when my friend comes into the room.... sweatdrop sweatdrop She said somethng like "ok I'll leave you guys alone."and went back in her room.

We felt so bad.......and worse when I found out that the reason she and her boyfriend broke up months before was over spending time with eah other versus with friends...........
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:29 pm



Both of these stories happened whilst my man and I were only dating...

It was the end of the summer that we started dating, and being such, we were both living with our parents.
On this particular day, I was over at his parents farm, when all of a sudden we really wanted it. Being it was a farm, his parents were around the house, and his mum has a tendency to not knock on closed doors and just pop in. So to save her from seeing her little boy being naughty, we jumped in his car, and drove out to one of the back fields, where he assured me there'd be no one.
We did our thing (which was amazing *wink wink*), and a few minutes later, we decided it was time to get dressed. My clothes had ended up in the front, so I was nekkid as he was finding his clothes. Then I looked out the back window, and coming up behind us was his uncle on a tractor. I yelled "There's a tractor coming!"
He just laughed at me, thinking I was joking, but then saw the look on my face, and looked back himself. In one swift move, he jumped into the driver's seat, turned the car on, drove out of the way, and then threw me back my shirt and pants, but none of my underoos.
Later on, his uncle joked that He came up on the car, and next thing he saw was my man jumping into the front seat in just his boxers, then continued to congratulate us.



Then there was another night that we were in Madison, WI for a concert. Afterwards, we got the urge once again. We went out to his car in the parking ramp, then drove up to the top. We finished, and had gotten mostly dressed, when I looked up, and there was a cop car pulling up near us. Once again, my man quickly turned the car on, and we drove out of there, all while finishing getting dressed. The cop followed us all the way down, and made sure we were leaving.


Ahh... the good ol' days... XD


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Madame Primm

PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:37 am


Oh wow. Everyone has such great stories!!!!

My hubby and I had quite a few premarital "mishaps".... whee

I rented a hotel room for us because up until that point we'd been making love in my van. It was fine since my backseat turns into a queen size bed, but we had something special planned to celebrate our first month together.

We bought strawberries and whipped cream to makes things a little more fun. Since it was our first time in a "real" bed we were taking things pretty slowly. I was laying down on my back and he was spraying the whipped cream into my mouth then kissing me to "share" it. Well at some point he sprayed way too much into my mouth and I started choking a little. He tried to suck some out with his mouth, but it made me cough sending whipped cream into his face and up his nose!!!!!

Needless to say we collapsed in a fit of laughter when the "crisis" was over. We said we'd never touch whipped cream again, but of course we bought some a few months later for one of our trysts in the park lol..

Thats just one of many escapades we've had...
PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:32 am


too funny

My few stories we use to spend the night with my b/f(now hubbys) mom and her b/f we were hot and heavy the whole night next morning we came down stairs and she was like did you hear them rats all night

Another one was a few weeks after we got together I went to Atlantic City with his whole family and some of us shared a hotel room we were hot and heavy on the floor when we heard his grandma say why dont you two knock it off and get your own room

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Elainya

PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:09 pm


Too funny, guys.

I know I have a few, but the only one that comes to mind right now is the time where my husband and I (Engaged at the time and still living with parents) went out together for a day in his car. On the way there, he popped a tire and we had to change it alongside the road.

Anyway, we have a good time that day, and it's dark on the way back to his house. We were feeling a little randy, and I was teasing him to the point where he couldn't take it, and we pulled over to a side street. Well, it was just getting good when we see headlights coming up behind us. Not thinking much of it, we ducked until the car passed. Well, the car didn't pass, instead it pulled over behind us. Quickly we got dressed (I think I left my undies in the backseat) and go out to find my husband's dad returning from work. Turns out he had to make a detour that day.

Well, my husband, being smart, popped the trunk of his car, where he'd put the popped tire, and explained to his dad that we were just finishing changing it. xD
PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:19 pm


hey guys this is a really good hint...

NEVER GO TWO WEEKS WITHOUT THE ::cough:: EVER...

ohhhhhhhh it sucked
but so much better now ^_^

Ladyayami


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 7:30 pm


I really don't have any super embarrassing stories or anything...But there...well its kinda embarrassing.

When my husband and I were dating we had taken a shower together and came out in towels barely big enough to cover us (We were staying at a hotel because I was in AIT in the army and unable to have males in my room.) well for a bright idea he takes a pictures of us hugging eachother in the large mirror on the wall....I thought nothing of it, just a little something for him to have of us. UNTIL HE LOADS IT UP ON MYSPACE! My mom has him as one of her top friends...and suddenly (I had no internet access) one day I get a call from my mother saying "Man, those towels sure were short..even for your skinny butt." I was mortified...horrified...and embarrassed. My mom didn't think that we had gotten to anything sexual at that point of time. (Good Christian "Save yourself for marriage" mother)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:32 pm


I remember one time before we got married (bad! bad girl!)we had finnished "having fun" and were just basking and talking naked on his bed when his brother opened the door!!!!!!! he quickly closed it but .... well.... I think both his brother and I were just as embarrased.

I had asked him beforehand if the door was locked, but he said that it was and that nobody would come in anyway(which is true 90% of the time we were there).

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:07 pm


I have a bunch of embarrassing stories but this one happened to me just last weekend eek

My hubby to be and I live in a apartment with one of his best friends since 7th grade, we pretty much have the gigantic apartment to ourselves, Chris's (housemates name) room is on the entire opposite end of the place. Anyway I had cooked a romantic meal with cookies for dessert. Now Jim (my fiance) thinks it's incredibly hot and sexy when I cook and clean and do things like that for him. So naturally he was in the mood after dinner and so was I.


We lock ourselves in our room and have a very intimate romantic love session. ^_^ While we're doing the no pants dance Chris comes home and brings his sister over so he can show her the Wii Jim got me for x-mas. The wii room is pretty close to our room and it was only after Chris knocked on the door that I remembered his sister (and his entire family) are Jehovah's witnesses. Needless to say that I tried to keep quiet after he knocked. redface
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