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OECW Ring announcer and color commentator Johnny Q stood in the ring, which now had a red carpet in it, as well as a red Carper leading up the ramp. An overhand was put over the ring temporarily to block it from the rain. In the center of the ring was a glass case on a pedastal which held the Gaia X-Cup. Also there was a table with a box on it which contained what looked like shredded paper.

"Ladies and Gentlemen you know me as THE AMAZING JOHNNY Q!"

The crowd remaines silent.

"Bitches and Gentlemen last year OECW won the firsat ever Gaia X-Cup and this year we will be defending it, and team OECW will be hand picked RIGHT NOW!"
The crowd went wild.

"I will be drawing names from the box. The first name will be your team captain. I will ask that once I draw all the names all the superstars come on down to the ring and give a short speach. As well as pass around the Gaia X-Cup to eachother so that they can feel its magic, and learn to set thier differences aside for the greater of the company. Now... lets see who will be captain of Team OECW!"

Jownny Q reached into the box and pulled out a name. He showed it to the camera.

"Wow what a deal. Your team OECW Captain is none other that SAINT JOEY!"

The crowd went wild as Johnny Q announced the name.

"And the next member of team oecw is..."

Johnny picked a name.

"AMAZING! Theese two were tag partners and opponents MATT SHANAHAN!"

The crowd began to chant for the Punk.

Johnny Q picked a name and paused looking shocked.

"I really don't see this ending well, since this guy mased The Punk... but the next member of the team helped win it for OECW last year, he is an OECW original. JUSTIN 'SYN' RADIANCE!"

Justin picked the final name.

"Last but not least. OECW's residential drug addict... SOMOA DAN!"

The crowd went wild after hearing TEAM OECW.

"I ask that all four men come down to the ring and give a short speach as well as answer two very important questions that OECW management needs to know..."

"If I could do it all over again... I would of maced you sooner. However it seems we have our truce."

Justin turned to wait for Joey and Dan.

Tiko Mendez got up and brushed himself off and yanked his mic back from Justin

"LOOK YOU ARROGANT p***k! JUST BECAUSE MY CHILDREN CALL YOU DADDY AND YOU SLEEP WITH MY WIFE DOES NOT MEAN I WILL TAKE THIS ABUSE FROM YOU SO SHUT THE ******** UP!"

Johnny paused for a moment as the crowd laughed at him Johnny regained his composure but couldn't help blushing out of embarassment.

"Right then... lets just get on with the ceremony. Dan might be caught up backstage. So... The two things we need to figure out is first off. You need a theme song for team OECW. Last year it was Through Fire and Flames by Dragonforce. You may choose to use it again, or you may choose a new one. Second. There is a tag team match. Joey can not participate due to the fact he will be participating in the captain battle royale. So two of you will be in a tag match, the other one will be in singles competition. The Tag team match will be for two points, the singles match will be for three, the captain battle royale will be four points, and the main event battle royale will be for five points and the runner up will be given three points."

Johnny cleared his throat once more and edged away from Justin, standing on the other side of Matt and whispered to him.

"I'll give you fifty bucks to keep him away from me until the end of the ceremony"

Johnny stood behind Matt as he finished.

"You guys also need to find yourselves a coach. Most companies assign one but here at OECW we belive you will benefeit more from your coach if you can find someone that you all would prefer to have. Last year they had Jeckal. Now keep in mind coaches can not help you win your matches. They are only allowed backstage. Last year they were not allowed anywhere near the ring area. Thier sole purpose is to give you advice before the match. Help you limber up and act as a substitute for any superstar who gets injured or for some reason can not compete backstage. Thats how it was last year, and it shall remain the same this year. So Team OECW... Confer with eachother and announce to the audience. What your theme song will be, your coach may be announced at a later time."

((I know Dans history and his right, his tag teams don't last long! xd ))

Johnny Q realising hed never win got a mic from another OECW Staff member.

"JESUS CHRIST I JUST CAN'T WIN WITH YOU GUYS?! I HATE YOU!"

Johnny Threw his mic at Dan and ran across the ring like a child.

((The spliff bounced off you homie. Not a drag xd ))

Dan reaches up into his dreads and pulls out a dime bag, tossing it to Justin.

"Team discount. I can't let a partner go without." Completely forgetting putting anyone down, Dan goes on. He sizes up the trophy again.

"So how do you feel about making this baby into a bong afterwards? A few modifications is all we need..."

Dan then looks to the sky. Lost in thought he gets another joint from behind his ear and lights it up.

Dan absent mindedly reaches up into his hair and throws another dime back to Matt.

Regaining his senses, he looks to his 'team'.

"I've the the perfect idea. Now this normally isn't my style, but I say we go with "We Are The Champions."... After all. We are. And I also have an idea about our coach..."

((I'm PMing Jeckal with the details.))