The Captain of the S.S. Cast Iron Buzzard's apartment is a single-bedroom affair, with living room, kitchen, and bathroom. It is on an upper floor of the building.

The Living Room
Upon stepping through the front door of the apartment, one finds oneself in Ketch's parlor, with the kitchen immediately to the right through an open doorway. The walls of the living room are painted ice blue. The ceiling and the thick shag carpet are both the same creamy white. The furniture (two chairs with their backs to the front door and a couch against a wall perpendicular to the front door), in contrast to the lightly-colored walls, ceiling, and floor, is dark green, decorated with faint, swirling black patterns. At the end of the room opposite the front door is a sliding glass door leading to a small deck (the couch, if you are having trouble visualizing the room, is perpendicular to the right side of this door). A modest entertainment center sits against the wall in a wooden cabinet to the left of the sliding door. At the end of the couch closest to the front door, a hallway opens that leads to the bathroom and bedroom.

The Kitchen
The walls and ceiling here match the living room, but the floor is tiled instead of carpeted (naturally). The counters are white Corian, expensive but fussy. Cabinets hold nondescript white dishes, and a drawer next to the oven contains Ketch's stainless steel silverware. Though nothing special and not big enough to hold more than two people simultaneously with any degree of comfort, the kitchen could be used to prepare a small feast. A window above the sink allows occupants to see who is approaching- or already at -the front door.

The Bathroom
Halfway down the hallway leading from the living room to the bedroom, the bathroom is a uniform stark white. It contains a toilet, a sink, a medicine cabinet, a mirror, and a shower. Towels are stored in the cabinet underneath the sink with the cleaning supplies. This room reeks of air freshener.

The Bedroom
Ketch's bedroom is very different from the rest of the house. The walls are the same dark green as the furniture in the living room, the ceiling and shag carpet somewhere between white and silvery blue. Ketch's bed, large enough to hold him and perhaps an appropriate guest, is in navy blue and always seems to be unmade (probably because Ketch never makes it except after washing the bedding). At the foot of the bed is a sturdy oak chest holding Ketch's equipment and work clothes. A chest of drawers next to the wide window on the wall parallel to Ketch's bed (which is perpendicular to the wall with the door) has within it all of Ketch's other clothes and effects. A small television and DVD-VCR is on top of the chest of drawers. What used to be a closet has been converted into a laundry room. A mini-fridge that doubles as a bedside table stores Ketch's private supply of snacks and drinks.