Will the zurg ever return and glorify Gaia? A Sad question...... Will the Von Helsons ever come back and date Liam? WILL LIAM BECOME LABTECH X? Will we ever see Lanzer post in full caps? Unanswered questions, for this, I turn to Jesus, but he never talks. So, leave that to me and the gaia
news team.
More mentioned are our overloards, the zurg. It appears that 1919 is under attack from mules, noobs, and bots. If only the zurg would return to SILENCE THESE FOOLS D< Ahem, uh, never mind, this is the official forum for the 1919 newscast at many different times. Bringing you news and Shaved dogs since the beginning of time.
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Weather: Random People until job is given out
Battle System Reports: Not released yet
Crazy Ranting Sonofabitch who is awesome: None yet
NEWSCASTS
NEWSCAST FOR BLACK FRIDAY
Yup, hear it here first, see it live soon. Turkey day over, Black friday reaching us now, you should go outside and buy something, even abduct a cow. Gaians going on a shopping spree, and shop keepers sour as can be. As if nothing had happened, we brush that all aside and go on with our lives in solitude of the 1919. The attack is raging with mules and noobs running all over. Not one area is safe, not even the smallest clover. Arm yourselves with Anti Noob spray and live on another day.
NEWSCAST FOR SATURDAY
WELCOME 1919 TO THE WEEKEND! NO MORE MONEY ON BLACK FRIDAY TO SPEND, NOW IT'S SLAP MY HO WEEKEND! That's right, get up off your asses and give that b***h a good slapping for. (PS, I SLEPT WITH HER, SORRY THAT SHE'S A WHORE) Thats not all, the noob crisis has died down! So turn that frown upside down! If you have any news you want reported, contact me via pm for a job or story, please folks, there are kids, so not too gory!
NEWSCAST FOR SUNDAY (OFFICIAL CHURCH OF LANZER OPENING)
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