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"I shall not be afraid of greatness, but it shall fear me!"- ME! Rachel! Martin!
(What? It's not like theres only a few Martins in world)

A very wise one indeed
"As long as you're in the game, you've still got a shot" -David James Elliot

FUNNY!
"Are you kidding? I would kill you for a Klondike bar!"-Achmed the Terrorist

Does anything G.W.B. says not qualify as a joke? Really, I have a day-by-day calendar full of dumb G.W. quotes. Let me explore it...

"Most of our exports come from other countries"

"I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today... He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us, a West Texas girl, just like me"

I think I actually almost understood what he tried to say, though.

"If terrier and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow"
Dyslexic much?

"One of my hardest parts of my job is to console the family members who have lost their lives"

And, of course
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
Is they?

Just warning you all... there've been a few bootleg Bushisms that've gotten shipped out with the real thing.

I have some quotes I've saved up over the years. Some of them are rather good... xd

"What is it?"
"It's a lethal parasitic insect."
(The insect is stomped, resulting in a farting sound.)
"Now if that were an adult, that sound you heard would have been followed be several others like it. Luckily for us, it's still a juvenile. The adult's bite is harmless, but their scream is deadly."

"Oh, looky! In the I.C.U there's an E.D.Ot!"

"When is Lost Begas?" (Said by a fairly young child.)

"What would happen if a werewolf went to a planet with two moons?"
"Actually, I ask myself the same thing about women."

"That's one thing about werewolves - they're sensitive to women."
"They are?"
"Sure they are, and if they're not, they're bloody hypocrites."

"Sorry, I can't come to work today. I'm kinda dead."
"That's what you said yesterday."
"I'm still dead."

"Infidel! You stole the cooling rack!"
"Koffing!"
"What?"
"Koffing. It's a type of Pokémon."
"Infidel is not a Pokémon!"

"Have you lost your mind? 'Cause I think I found it in the library."
"No, I changed it. That's my spare."

"You are going to die."
"Make me."

"You dropped it!"
"It was an accident!"
"You DROPPED it!"
"It was an accident!"
"Hang him - accidentally!"

"I was not aware such canyons existed in..."
"Arabia?"
"Yep."
"They don't."
"What makes you so sure?"
"They're (the real ones) full of bullet holes."

"You're the kind of person she wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley."
"A lot of people wouldn't want to meet me in a dark alley. *I* wouldn't want to meet me in a dark alley... 'cause that'd just be too freaky."

"We have to protect them because they're the ones who manufacture the frozen dinners!"

"The secret to making a successful prosthetic nose is to make it out of cheese. It starts to smell after awhile."

"This planet is is loaded with Escherol radiation. It's found in Earth's water in trace amounts - it's what makes wool shrink when it's washed."
"Is it dangerous?"
"Don't drink the water."

Plunder, plunder, in my hand
Grant me passage back to land
That I may a lady find
Fair of face and sweet behind

Wonder Plunder Underwear!

"I'm psychopathic! I can read my own mind!"

"And darkness falls..."
"And then it picked itself up, brushed off its pants, and kept going."
"And with his night vision he could see everything..."
"Then why did Darkness fall in the first place?"

"Yes, Riku is dark and evil. He's SO dark and evil that he needs a flashlight to find his belly-button!"

"Is that an airplane?"
"No, that's your father."

"Seventeen million years of instinct, and I'd trade it all for a lousy piece of cake!"

eek "Cookies!"

-Commander Squishy

A witty saying proves nothing.

I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.
- Voltaire

I came, I saw, I conquered.
-Julius Caesar

You can buy a dog its food, you can buy a man with money but no one can buy a wolf of Mibu.
Saitou Hajime, Rurouni Kenshin.

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Information is not knowledge.

To me the worst thing seems to be a school principally to work with methods of fear, force and artificial authority. Such treatment destroys the sound sentiments, the sincerity and the self-confidence of pupils and produces a subservient subject.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
-Albert Einstein

Everybody lies.
-Gregory House, House, M.D.

Dr. Wilson: *Reading a poem Georgia left for Dr. House* "The healer with his magic powers/I could rub his gentle brow for hours/His manly chest, his stubbled jaw/Everything about him leaves me raw—"
Dr. House: Psych ward's upstairs.
-House

Dr. Cuddy: Are you being intentionally dense?
Dr. House: Huh?
-House

Stacy: If I thought you were capable of listening, I'd shut up.
Dr. House: That makes no sense at all.
-House

Squishy has a sister?! Oh noes! There be TWO SQUIDS! gonk

"Humanity is a perade of fools, and I'm at the front of it, Twirling a Baton."

I want to say that Dean Koonits said this, But I'm not sure, and I think I spelt his name wrong.