The heretic is always better dead...
"Did I say 'Preaching'? I mean 'MEMORIES', of course!
Well, to be honest, I haven't been in EEW that long. But, I do know how awesome this place is. You walk the hallowed grounds of EEW, you can immediately feel the history of the industry. How seriously they fight. It is definitely an awe-inspiring experience. Not as awe-inspiring as me, but hey...
My first match... against Sabu. Finish was to be remembered, the ol' Eleventh Commandment off the ladder... followed by the fallen star! Yep... that was one hell of a night....
The rest is a bit of a blaze... I remember getting drunk when I walked into the GM's office, and beating on Diego with my lucky Barbed Wire Bat. That some crazy s**t. Woke up two days later somewhere in Idaho... Crazy....
Lets see... I suppose I should mention the Renegades, and that a*****e Mad Dog who stole our match from us... maybe not. Anarchy Rulez sucked for the Renegades. And it doesn't look bright in the future.
This year? I intend to win a title. Any title. The Estremo one, maybe even the world title... mmm... world title... sounds goooood...."
Joey swigs some Jack Daniels before he continues...
"So anyway, for Christmas I would like a title... even though as a strict Joe-daist I don't celebrate Christmas.
Ah well... See ya later, heretics..."
Well, to be honest, I haven't been in EEW that long. But, I do know how awesome this place is. You walk the hallowed grounds of EEW, you can immediately feel the history of the industry. How seriously they fight. It is definitely an awe-inspiring experience. Not as awe-inspiring as me, but hey...
My first match... against Sabu. Finish was to be remembered, the ol' Eleventh Commandment off the ladder... followed by the fallen star! Yep... that was one hell of a night....
The rest is a bit of a blaze... I remember getting drunk when I walked into the GM's office, and beating on Diego with my lucky Barbed Wire Bat. That some crazy s**t. Woke up two days later somewhere in Idaho... Crazy....
Lets see... I suppose I should mention the Renegades, and that a*****e Mad Dog who stole our match from us... maybe not. Anarchy Rulez sucked for the Renegades. And it doesn't look bright in the future.
This year? I intend to win a title. Any title. The Estremo one, maybe even the world title... mmm... world title... sounds goooood...."
Joey swigs some Jack Daniels before he continues...
"So anyway, for Christmas I would like a title... even though as a strict Joe-daist I don't celebrate Christmas.
Ah well... See ya later, heretics..."
... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
