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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:50 pm

The following contest is a tag team match and the winners will be scheduled to compete for the tag team championship at Relapse. If Matt cannot find a partner it is a Handicap match.

The following contest is Jeckal's Dream match. The ropes have been replaced with barbed wire. There are four fire barrels outside the ring about 4 feet away from each corner. A barbed wire ned blocks the supserstars from entering the crowd. There is one chainlinf steel cage side on one side of the ring. The chainlinks are woven with barbed wire as well. There is no disqualifications and the first team to score a pin wins. Introducing first...

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:07 am

((I'll go second))

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Soothsayer Jeckal
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:38 pm

A voice is heard over the loudspeaker.

["Theese fellas... How dare they challenge me with thier somewhat primitive skills... they're just as good as dead."]

Tibetan Black Magicians by Jedi Mind Tricks and Canibus kicked in as green sparks shot up from the ramp.

[Every rapper better fear me
Coz Vinnie Paz is a beast
And ya’ll steady screaming for war but want peace
You trying ta walk through the fog where sun leaks
Ya trying to walk two dogs with one leash
You can’t overstand the mathematics
How rip bars, walk through walls perform magic
Tibetan Black Magic, I’m a warlord
I’ll stab you through your ******** temple with a floorboard
I’m a born lord, I was baptised
To see the universal through a cats eyes
Here come the black skies;
It’s all darkness
I breathe life into Jesus Christ’s carcass!]

Jeckal and Justin Radiance walked out onto the ramp dressed in thier ring attire. Jeckal was met with boos from the crowd as Justin was met with the screaming cheers of the females. They stepped onto the stage, Justin posed for the crowd while Jeckal kept walking.

[I get a bloodlust when I see a slug bust
Hit your mug with a .38 snub and watch the blood rush
Nothings above us, ya’ll better back off
Cos you a devil like the Canaanite in Sackcloth
We busting Gats off
It’s a clean kill
It doesn’t seem real when your spleen spill
So listen to what im spittin at y’all
La illaha, il Allah il Allah
Come on y’all your getting hit in the chest
Coz Vinnie Pazienz and Canibus is the best
Ripping the rest
And all ya’ll seek is ashes
I love reading Koran in pitch blackness
I love reading the psalms to b***h actors
I love reading the psalms of b***h rappers!]

Jeckal rolled into the ring as Justin soon followed. Jeckal climbed the turn buckle an removed his shirt. And threw it into the crowd. Justin pulled off his vest and tossed it to the ring anouncer. Jeckal hopped off the turnbuckle and stood in the middle of the ring. Justin right next to him. Waiting for thier opponents.

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:41 pm

((Fair warning since some people get pissed off by this, but Narc f** and myself are good friends, and we do puppetmaster eachother. So if you see me posting for him or vise versa. Don't freak out. We developed the our characters together so its all gravy.))

Jeckal and Justin each placed one hand in thier pockets. Waiting for thier opponents. ((I think Schevia is the only person here who knows what that means. xd ))

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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:42 pm

The lights became dark blue all around the arena as music started to play.

GO!
I feel insane every single time I'm asked to compromise
‘Cause I'm afraid and stuck in my ways and that’s the way it stays
So how long did I expect love to outweigh ignorance?
By that look on your face I may have forced the scale to tip

I'm not insane, I'm not insane
I'm not insane, I’m not... not insane
(I'm not)
Come back to me it's almost easy
(Sad at all)
Come back again it's almost easy

The lights slowly started to turn blood red as flames shot up off the stage,flickering in the air.

Shame pulses through my heart from the things I've done to you
It's hard to face but the fact remains that this is nothing new
I left you bound and tied with suicidal memories
Selfish beneath the skin but deep inside I'm not insane

I'm not insane, I'm not insane
I'm not insane, I’m not... not insane
(I'm not)
Come back to me it's almost easy
(Sad it all)
Come back again it's almost easy
(You learned your lesson)

Matt slowly started coming out of the stage,the fans cheering for the Punk.

Come back to me it's almost easy
(It's still your fault)
Come back again it's almost easy

Matt,wearing a pitch black hoodie,arose on the stage and started walking down the ramp,blood red sparks going off down the ramp as he walked down it.

Now that I've lost you it kills me to say
(Hurts to say)
I've tried to hold on as you've slowly slipped away
I'm losing the fight, I've treated you so wrong now let me make it right

(Make it alright)

Matt slid into the ring and climbed onto the nearest turnbuckle,looking at the fans as they cheered.

I'm not insane, I'm not insane
I'm not insane, I’m not... not insane
(I'm not)
Come back to me it's almost easy
(Sad it all)
Come back again it's almost easy
(You learned your lesson)
Come back to me it's almost easy
(It's still your fault)

Matt jumped down and stood in the middle of the ring,slowly taking his shades off as flames continued going off on the stage.

Come back again it's almost easy

Matt looked around and threw the shades to the fans as he turned to his opponent,staring him straight in the eye. Matt mearly smirked as he heard the announcer finally introduce him.
Announcer: "Ladies and Gentlemen,from Philidelphia,Pennsylvania,he is the Punk,Matt Shanahan!"
The fans cheered as Matt's named was called. Matt grabbed the mic and chuckled at his opponents.

"Well I'll keep it short and sweet. I got an unexpected tag partner... He's a one of the best I've seen in the long run! He is the one,the only..."

Matt stopped talking as he gestured to the stage.

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:48 pm

Jeckal tensed as he waited for Matt's Partner. His breath was very visable, he quicly glanced at the fire barrels as smoke rose from them due to the rain. He smirked back at Matt, waiting, calmly. like a snake ready to strike.

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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:45 am

The heretic is always better dead...

Saint Jimmy by Green Day blared over the arena...
A single pyro exploded, and Saint Joey leaped onto the ramp!
Barbed Wire Bat in hand, he runs down to the ring and slides in.
He skids along the mat a little, until he is at the centre of the ring.
He pushed himself backwards, before standing up, taunting in the corner.
He then turns to his opponents, a grin on his face....

... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:07 am

Matt chuckled,knowing that this would be unexpected. He quickly ran at Jeckal and attempted a big boot.

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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:54 am

((Time for TBM's secret wepon. The pockets...))

As Joey turned to face TBM and as Matt turned to attack Jeckal,

Jeckal and Justin both pulled the items from thier pockets, Justin aimed for Matt as Jeckal aimed for Joey. A glint of silver was seen in thier hands as they both simontaneously pulled the triggers... a fine jet of mase sprayed directly at Matt and Joey's eyes.

((Anyone from the old OECW saw that comming like 3 1/2 miles away.))

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:58 am

Matt was hit with the mace and fell to the ground,holding his eyes. He quickly rolled out of the ring.

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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:44 pm

The heretic is always better dead...

Joey was sprayed in the eyes, and high-tailed it out of the ring with mat, slipping slightly as he fled.

... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:20 pm

Justin looked at Jeckal as they both nodded. They slid out of the ring and walked up the ramp to the back laughing hystericly to eachother.

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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:31 pm

As they got to the top of the ramp Justin grabbed a mic.
"Hey yo bitches! Whats wrong? Something in your eyes? That's TBM's signature. Get used to it. Joey. Sorry buddy. You were just a casualty. Matt Shitbag, take a lesson. Don't ever disrespect OECW's history, or the legacy that its superstars built through thier blood sweat and tears. They sacrificed thier bodies, families, and marrages all for the love of this company. Now, if I were you I would head on back to the locker room, and spend alot of time in the shower running water through your eyes. You both have a big match tonight which could very well determine the next top dog in this company. As the OECW Heavyweight Champ, you represent this company to the max. You are the pinacle of the company. On that note, My insane buddy has a meeting with his shrink, and I got paper work to do. You know Jeck needs his sanity pills. You don't want to see the monster."
Justin tossed the mic and disappeared through the curtain.

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:36 pm

Matt removed his hands from his eyes,his eyes bloodshot. He shook with anger as he bit his lip.

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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:48 pm

The heretic is always better dead...

Joey leaned against the apron as the opponents left. He was blinking alot.

... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.

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