My 'top 10'
1
"Does anyone smell that stink?"
*stares at stinky person*
[[[ooc : haha- might use that for my brother when he brings his butt down from Wyoming! xd ]]]
2
"Did someone forget to wash their butt??"
*opens eyes really wide and looks around*
3
"Did something die in your pants?"
*exaggerate 'die'*
4
"I have soap in the shower... go... please..."
*points toward bathroom*
5
"Can stink kill you?"
*asking whomever is standing next to the stinky one*
8
"Whoa... I smell horse!"
*talking to oneself under breath just loud enough for mr. stink to hear*
9
"Dude... keep a tube of my toothpaste"
*steps back from Holiday company's face*
(Because you KNOW they're ALWAYS in your face on the day that they DON'T brush their teeth! Gotta love that!)
10
My personal favorite:
"J E S U S!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*stumbles backwards, wafting air away from face toward stinky person in exaggerated melodramatic way*
Of course... these only work if you're with friends or close relatives who won't be angry at your semi-retarded responses to their stink. xd Muahaha! (Yes, I know I am evil... but they all still love me!)
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