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Fenera


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:47 am


So at school there's a mandatory course where you learn all these lifeskills and one of the assignments is to take a robo baby with you for 2 days. There's just one thing, you can't abuse the thing or it records it and you'll fail.

IT WOKE ME UP AND MY FERRET. at 4am x_o

I hate it and it made me realize I will never ever have kids. :3

SO RB, ANYONE HAVE SOMETHING SIMILAIR OR WANT TO ASK SOMETHING OF MY BABY?
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:26 am


Yeah, I did that project my eight grade year, I hated that stupid thing, woke me up 15 times in one night, and it cried on the bus, cried during an exam, and cried basically all the time, when I did absolutely nothing to the baby but cradle and love it, it laughed a little bit, but that didn't make up for anything. It was lame, and the babies were "realisiticly" femal and male....down there. So some dumb asses had to go pulling down the baby's pants to check, and sure enough. But anyway, I hated that project. Thank God I am no longer in middle school.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:48 am


dang... mine only woke me up 2x in the night...did you have a white baby by anychance? I heard those ones are the worse

But when I posted this topic... it kept me up for at least another hour with feeding, burping, changing, I NEED LOVE b***h...

Mine is a guy and needs to be changed like every 2 hours.... I hate looking at the wierdness of little wee wees (or wee wees at all*). And they had no female babies.

The reason I took the baby now was since I thought this would be a 'boring weekend'.... I was invited to 1 party, There's a festival. I have guitar lessons and my dad is incompetent to look after it during those lessons... He'd probably make me fail ._.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:56 am


I love kids... I guess its a good thing I can't sleep, anyway.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:41 pm


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I did that in ECPE 101 (Early Childhood Professions and Education) my junior year. The baby's name was April and she was a caucasian baby. She only woke up once during the night. I ended up getting a 100% and I was the first in the class to get a perfect score from it. Honestly, it was my favorite high school project to date (I don't see anything that interesting happening next semester, so...).

I actually wrote a college application essay about that experience. I think I used it for one or two of the applications.


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:13 pm


Yes, Fenera my baby was a white boy. Not that it should reallymatter I'm a white boy, I didn't do the annoying satanic things this creation of technology and plastic that b*****d...he deserved to be unceremoniusly tossed back into the cabinet. 400 dollar baby b*****d, burn in hell...not let me sleep the day before final exams will yeah... I will destroy him eventually...

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:41 pm


I hate this thing and want to throw it at the wall repeatedly... I can't stand this thing anymore. I already know I hate babies and all this did was make me hate them more. ******** thing needs to be burned in a pentagram....


I honestly wrote on the comment sheet " Currently causing deep psychological issues which will never be healed; I can't handle babies nor will I ever due to this thing."
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:48 pm


Oh on my comment sheet I wrote redrum on the whole sheet as a background. The smug b*****d of plastic, I hope he dies, I even called him a girl on my sheet.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:53 pm


I'm writing a lot of NEVER AGAIN, I hate babies, Never having a kid. ever, Whoever made these are sick bastards and need to be tried on court for cruel and unusual torture to youths
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:58 pm


Redrum made my teacher stare at me. it was entertaining, especially because used a red fountain pen that I smeared to mae it look like blood. It made me teacher go wide eyed, it really did give me satisfaction for the day.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:01 pm


I should have found a shot pen and used that to write with. But they're hard to find x_o

What grade did you get?
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:06 pm


At my old school last year, I had nutrition for health as a freshman. My school this year has freshman do the baby thing, so I never ever have to do it. ^_^

... which is probably good, because I would probably lock it inside of a metal box and bury it underground so it couldn't cry while Avatar was on. confused stare

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:29 am


That's actually a really good thing you don't have to. And the babies tend to cry during the best part of shows.... Or shows you've been waiting to see a while.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:27 pm


I would dismantle it. stare

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:28 pm


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It really depends on what the baby decides to do; you can't really generalize. Mine cried once or twice when we got it home and it was silent until somewhere around 3 in the morning. *shrug*


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