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If you know the way a Russian reversal works, then you know the drill. If not, here's the Uncyclopedia's entry on it.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal

A few Examples:
In America, you click the mouse. In Russia, the mouse clicks YOU!
(Note that the YOU on caps lock makes it have the desired effect)
In America, you drive a car. In Russia, the car drives YOU!

I'm gonna use the classic Soviet Russian form. In being of my opinion, when speaking of with stereotyping accent, Russian Reversing Joke being much more funny. (If no one caught it, that sentence was with the stereotypical Russian accent. Russians, please don't be offended. You just talk really, really funny))

In America, you elect leader.
In Soviet Russia, leader elect(ricute) YOU!

In America, you answer phone.
In Soviet Russia, phone answers YOU!

In America, you tab browsers.
In Soviet Russia, browsers tab YOU!

In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!

In America, you watch Big Brother.
In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches YOU!

In America, you lick the frozen flagpole.
In Russia, frozen flagpole licks YOU.

In America you lay in bed.
In Soviet Russia the bed lays on YOU!

In America you write letters.
In Soviet Russia, the letters write YOU!

Wait... I think that's the other way around.


Great! So if I want my cookies back, I just have to lure Squishy to Russia! Now, how do I do that...?

In America, you write fanfic about pirates.
In Soviet Russia, pirates write fanfic about YOU.

In America, you catch fish.
In Soviet Russia, fish catch YOU.

In America, you dream of flying.
In Soviet Russia, flying dream of YOU.

In America, You eat ice cream
In Soviet Russia, ice cream eats YOU!

In America, you wear clothes
In Soviet Russia, clothes wear YOU!

In America, you read the fan fic in my journal
In Soviet Russia, my journal reads YOU!
(Subliminal messages!)

In America, Chang kicks a** at Rping
In Soviet Russia, Rping kicks YOU!
(Does that even make sense)

In America, you buy stuff
In Soviet Russia, stuff buys YOU!

In America, you watch birds
In Soviet Russia, bird watches YOU!

In America, you make jokes about your friends mother
In Soviet Russia, your friends mother makes joke about YOU!!! BURN!!

HA HA HA! NICE!
In Canada, you hunt moose. In Russia, moose hunt YOU!
In Canada, you shoot bullet. In Russia, bullet shoots YOU!
In Amsterdam, you smoke pot. In Russia, pot smokes YOU!
In Japan, you eat Sushi. In Russia, Sushi eats YOU!
In Star Wars, you hate Jar Jar. In Russia, Jar Jar hates YOU!
In Asia, you pirate video games. In Russia, Video Games pirate YOU!
In Germany, you eat chocolate. In Russia, Chocolate eats YOU!