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 Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Okay, let's stroke my ego. Here's how this works. Post something in here that you think I'd find amusing. It can be a joke, picture, story, anything you want. If I think it warrants a prize, you'll get one.
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:08 pm
I had a girls' night the other day, and we went shopping in the mall. The first escalator we came upon, I jumped with joy and headed towards it. Just as I was about to take my first step, I thought of the movie "Elf" and felt like making my friends standing behind me laugh for a few. So, I take one step and led my leg go up a couple more steps before bringing up my other foot (there were four steps between my left and right foot) As I'm riding up, i stretch out my arms to catch my balance, looking like a giant bird, and turn (a stupid, almost proud grin on my face) to my right to laugh at my friends behind me. Well, instead of them, I find an old man staring at me in disbelief. My smile falls from my lips, he gives me a "what the hell...where's the short bus?" kind of look and says, "That's....interesting", and walks the rest of the way up the escalator. My face was beat red and my friend and I were laughin so HARD! When we got to the top, I found out that they had been calling my name, telling me there were other people, but I was so caught up in my cleverness I didn't hear.
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:56 pm
Now that IS funny. And so something I would have done in high school.
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:31 pm
[[One of my short random songs]]
"Happy faces go to places you will never know."
[[ this one is a spoof of if I were a rich girl by Guin Stafini, sorry if I miss spelled her name.]]
"If I were a reliter NANANANANANANANAAA say I'd sell all the houses in the wourld if I was a reliter. No one could test me, investing the sales would never ever end! caus I'd sell all the houses in the wourld if I were a reliter!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:24 am
here s a story but dont take it the wrong way i was little when i did this....
well when my mom met this guy(which is my step dad now) well i alway wanted to be a police officer...he taugh me a game...the first one to see a police officer at Tim Hortons and say free doughnuts wins...well i was about 7 years old and we went there...i didnt c the police cars out side but when i came inside there was about two tables full of them... i shouted out free doughnuts and well the whole place was full my mom and dad where bright red in the face...when we got or order and sat down one of the police officers came over laughing and said to me...srry girl we dont get free doughnut we get free coffee. i will always remember that day...so how u like it?
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:33 am
I can't think of anything too clever, but this did happen two weeks ago:
Now, my teacher usually says the word "consequently" so one day in math class she said it again (as normal), but this time a guy sitting in the back pulled out a trumpet and played a quick tune. It scared me and made me jump, of course, and before the teacher could say anything the kid said, "Congratulations, Miss, you've said the word consequently 200 times!" I'm not sure if this is a you-had-to-be-there story, but it was hilarious. I even thought about it in my Biology class a week later and began laughing aloud randomly. (Yes, I got many strange looks because of that.) cool
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:07 pm
Here's one...
When my little brother was still in High School, he once had to use the restroom so bad that he ran into the girl's room.
He didn't run out, however, oh no. He used the restroom and was caught by a girl. It was all funny, though, as she was really nice about it. She never let him forget it though.
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:33 pm
hehe, talking about bathroom stories, my friend (who's gay mind you) once decided that he didn't want to use the guys restroom and wanted to use the girls restroom. He walked in as if nothing was wrong and ran into a girl inside. The girl flips out and runs into the eating area and tells her boyfriend, who proceeds to yell out threats from outside. He didn't want to go in because it was the girls restroom mind you and attention had already been brought to the situation. My poor friend was huddled inside frightened for his life. All he wanted to do was feel like one of the gals...
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:22 am
Heh heh heh. Poor gays.
That makes me think of a story. Not that it will count. I have this friend who was at a coffee shop with his mom and a girl he knew. They both had to go and the bathroom was unisex. He went first. He though it would be funny to sprinkle water on the seat so the girl would see it and think he was a messy pee-er. Well she went in and sat down without looking. You could hear her scream from outside the store. I know cuz I was standing out there waiting on them. That joke worked way better than he thought it was going to.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:12 am
Well, lets see if I can remember something amusing..
Ever heard of the website explosm? Funniest comics, i swear. Some are over PG-13, but funny nonetheless. Cyanide and Happiness is the name of the daily webcomic i check, heres a sample of a less rude one =P
Check some other comics if you liked this one.
http://www.explosm.net/comics/1262/
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:55 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:25 am
yesterday I went to a restaraunt with my family, and my mom was telling us about a friend of a friend who was in the hospital, in ICU, and that it didn't look good.
HA! get it?
kind of dark humor i guess, but I laughed at the time because I wasn't totally following the conversation.
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