It's the morning show on the Edge. They have a tons of daily contests, one of which is called "Wha Happened?". This is where three people call in and tell the show something bad that's happened. The three hosts then decide which of the stories is best and gives them the prize.
Well, today a guy called in. This is how the conversation went... Well, as much as I can remember. Also, I'll just say "Show" for when one of the three guys said something. I really can't remember who said what.
Idiot: Hey, I'm dumb. I ******** my step sister and now she's pregnant.
Show: OHHH! Well, at least it was your step sister. Nothing wrong with that.
[insert some stuff I don't remember]
Show: You guys live in the same house though, so that's 24/7 p00ny call. - Yea, but man you're dumb.
Idiot: Yea, different mother, same father.
Show: Dude, that makes her your half sister, you idiot!
Idiot: Half sister, step sister... What's the difference?
Show: There's a huge difference, you idiot! You win!
rofl
