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 Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:57 am
Read my jokes and add your own biggrin
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:03 am
Osama bin Laden sent President bush a coded message to let him know he's still alive "---3 7 0 H S S V----0 7 7 3 H--" Bush is baffled, even the FBI, CIA & NSA can't decipher it. They ask Britain's MI-6 for help. MI-6 replies: "Tell the President he's holding it upside down!"
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:06 am
How many animals can you fit into a pair of tights?
2 calfs, 1 beaver, 1 a**, 1 p***y, countless hares, the occasional c**k, and 1 dead fish no bugger can find!!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:55 pm
LOL. XD
This one's a little hard to get; Does a camel have 1 hump or 2? Trick question; the camel is a virgin.
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:16 am
two goldfish in a tank, 1 turns to the other and says "how do you drive this thing?"
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:38 am
Enomis29 two goldfish in a tank, 1 turns to the other and says "how do you drive this thing?" Me don't gets. o.O''
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:20 pm
I get it!!! Anways...
Why are buildings called buildings when they're already built?
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