Code Monkeys
WANTED: SECRETARY FOR CREATIVE GAMING ENVIRONMENT
Must sign sexual harassment waiver if female. Males
need not apply. CONTACT: Mr. Larrity.
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WANTED: ASSISTANT GAME PROGRAMMER
Must have at least two years of experience. Must like swords, dragons, 10 sided die, spells and nachos (noacho making experience a plus). CONTACT: Todd.
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WANTED: CORPORATE SUCK UP, AN a** KISSER FOR ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT
Must be willing to do almost anything, even kill if necessary. Starting salary is five dollars an hour. CONTACT: Mr. Larrity.
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WANTED: INTERN TO ASSIST UPPER LEVEL GAMER.
Must like to be taken advantage of and to work for no money. Must dislike getting credt for your own work. CONTACT: Dave.
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