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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:15 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:38 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:09 pm
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MurphysLuck Engineer: "Doctor, one part of your equation I don't quite understand." 8th Doctor: "Which part?" Engineer: "That which appertains to the TARDIS angle of slideslip." 8th Doctor: "The TARDIS angle between its long axis and its direction of motion is interdimensional." Engineer: ".......I don't quite follow." 8th Doctor: "Well, in simple terms, drag on yaw equals density by diameter squared by velocity squared by the drag coefficient. Now substituting the coefficients of the lift for the coefficient of the lateral sideslip by the sign of the angle of yaw equals the product of the density diameter cubed velocity squared coefficient of the present location and the sign and co-sign of the special coordinates." Engineer: "..... I... see." 8th Doctor: "Well, I can't put it more basically, though I could write it out symbolically. Let's see, moment of M equals--" Engineer: "I'LL ASSIGN YOU A COMPUTER!" That made me laugh! What is it from?
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:26 pm
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rainyeyes29 MurphysLuck Engineer: "Doctor, one part of your equation I don't quite understand." 8th Doctor: "Which part?" Engineer: "That which appertains to the TARDIS angle of slideslip." 8th Doctor: "The TARDIS angle between its long axis and its direction of motion is interdimensional." Engineer: ".......I don't quite follow." 8th Doctor: "Well, in simple terms, drag on yaw equals density by diameter squared by velocity squared by the drag coefficient. Now substituting the coefficients of the lift for the coefficient of the lateral sideslip by the sign of the angle of yaw equals the product of the density diameter cubed velocity squared coefficient of the present location and the sign and co-sign of the special coordinates." Engineer: "..... I... see." 8th Doctor: "Well, I can't put it more basically, though I could write it out symbolically. Let's see, moment of M equals--" Engineer: "I'LL ASSIGN YOU A COMPUTER!" That made me laugh! What is it from? It's from the Big Finish Audio adventure The Creed of the Kromon (official page here, with trailer). I swear, some of the best quotes come out of those audios. xd 'Tis why I loves them so much!
Charley: "I went to an orgy once. There was a lot of melted cheese. I didn't stay." (8th Doctor's companion)
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:53 am
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8th Doctor: "I never got puffed out before my nine hundredth birthday, but you know what they say. You reach the big nine-fifty and everything goes."
Guidance: "Every young buck who wants to prove his manhood is eager to blood his face in your entrails." 8th Doctor: "That's teenagers for you. Of course I was a terror 'til 120." Guidance: "One hundred and....?" 8th Doctor: "Late-developer."
8th Doctor: ("confessing his sins") "So, in Year 50 at the Academy, it was me who fed the snapping wortfowl Valyez's summer project."
8th Doctor: "You flinched! You flinched!! When I said 'time'! There!! You did it again there! Like an actor hearing 'MacBeth'! I-I-I mean the Scottish play!"
8th Doctor: "So long as she doesn't slurp her soup. I can't stand that."
Keep: "Your manners are impeccable, Doctor." 8th Doctor: "Yeah, not bad for a snipe wot was brunged up in the Gallifreyan guttah."
8th Doctor: "Popular item, this moonstone. ....We should stick it on eBay!!" 4laugh
Perfection: "I'm just grasping at straws. Ignore me." 8th Doctor: "Oh, no no no, you may be on to something. Women's intuition and all that. Vastly underrated, I always think. So do most women I've met, too." Perfection: "Oh? Known a lot of women have we?" 8th Doctor: "One or twenty." Perfection: "Twenty?" 8th Doctor: "At a guess. .......Oh NO nonono, not like that!" Perfection: "Riiiiiight." 8th Doctor: "No, honestly."
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:20 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:58 pm
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Do quotes from books count? because there's this really funny one with the 8th doctor (alien bodies):
(This first bit is to explain the other bits)
Doctor: "Who, Qixotl? Whose body is it?" Qixotl: "Look, I know you're upset -" Doctor: "Whose body?" Again, that stare. Solid blue. Qixotl swallowed, really, really hard. Qixotl: "Yours," he squeaked. "Sorry."
Later...
Doctor: "You're offering me 40% of my own body?" boggled the Doctor. Qixotl: "Uh-huh. I mean, don't get me wrong. I'd give you 50%, but I've got expenses to cover here." Doctor: "Don't be ridiculous!" Qixotl sighed extravagantly. "If you want to play it like that, fine. But look, if you want your body back, there's no way I can just hand it over to you. Not with this lot around. There's only one way you're going to get your hands on it without causing trouble." Doctor: "Which is?" Qixotl: "You're going to have to bid at the auction. Like everyone else." Doctor: "Over my dead -" xd biggrin
Another bit (still on the topic of the Doctor's dead body):
Doctor: "If you're so determined to put the whole universe in jeopardy, why didn't you go the whole hog? Why didn't you just invite the Daleks?" Immediately, Mr Qixotl's eyes shot back to the pixscreen. The Doctor noticed, this time, and turned to see what he was looking at. The black spaceship had touched down on top of the ziggurat, its underbelly flattening most the roof garden. The Doctor turned back to Qixotl an expression of absolute horror on his face. Doctor: "You didn't." Mr Qixotl tried to look apologetic.
xd xd xd
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:50 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:53 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:01 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:57 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:11 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:25 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:19 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:22 pm
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